Please post statistics about more sex partners = worse marriage I need to btfo a normie
>>24820549
Yeah, that's wrong. You're just angry that you can't get any sex partners. Someone's past has no effect on their current relationships.
I've got a couple
>>24820549
those stastics from like 15 years ago?
>no thanks, I'll just have water. Thanks!
>drinking anything but water, tea, or milk
>I'll have coke zero, thanks!
>>24820545
>2015
>drinking milk
What kind of pleb are you? You don't even need milk after breastfeeding. In fact you should know humans are supposed to be lactose intolerant.
>used to drive out to a golf course almost daily to walk around and never actually played golf
>drove all the way to Arizona to buy some lottery tickets
>filled a super soaker up with orange juice and shot random girls with it from his BMW
>threw a latte at two girls who didn't smile back at him
>heard his sister having sex with her boyfriend and stood outside her bedroom door, lessoning to it all
>obsessively...
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>>24820476
Why do you make this same thread every day you fucking autist
I can't believe he included 90% of the shit he wrote in his manifesto. I wouldn't write about Samuel plunging his penis into my sister if I knew everyone would be reading it.
>>24820535
? This is the first time I've made a Elliot Rodger thread since September.
He is the supreme gentleman and the hero of the Beta uprising, after all.
>tfw traveling the world with your dad
I had plans to take a year off and travel to Most of South America, Spain-Portugal-Italy-France-Germany-England-Ireland-Japan and Australia. My dad came up to me and asked if he can travel with me. I'm 25 and my dad is 66. He offered to pay most of my travel expenses. He said he wanted to see the world before he dies. To me this is really embarrassing to be seen with my dad while I'm trying to go on an adventure for myself. I'm scared people won't think me traveling is as cool because...
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you selfish sack of shit.
take him a long, you're not 12 years old and going to the grocery store where the "cool" kids might see you with your lame dad. when hes fucking dead and in the ground if you rejected him like you are planning to you will fucking regret it. take it from someone who has never even met their father, TAKE HIM WITH YOU. and cherish the memories together. fucking asshole.
>>24820354
if you want alone time to explore i am sure he wouldn't mind sitting at the hotel for an evening or two. it's not like you will be together as a pair 24/7. just voice your concerns and i'm sure he would understand and give you time to go bang some cheap ladyboy hooker.
what is wrong with you? No one would even care. Bet most people would think its cool how feather and son travel the world together. You sound really insecure. Would kill to do something like this with my dad.
Guys any revolutionary tips for cheating on tests?
/You know im a teacher and want to prevent this/ kek
>>24820306
i once hid my notebook in the washrooms and asked to go during the exam
>>24820391
notebook, rly
buy a bottle of vitamin water, make a fake label with the answers typed in the small print and bring it with you during the test
anyone else here BORN IS THIS PARTICULAR TIME PERIOD?? XD XD haha us 90s kids right
>I'm a butt hurt millennial realizing my generation is worth even less than the cultural wasteland of the 90s
>>24820283
anyone born 95+ is a millennial chump
>>24820251
If you were born 96 or later you're NOT a 90's kid, as you'd be to young to actually be able to remember what it was like. Also please stop with this fucking meme, it's only used by fucking millenial underage faggots who like to pose as something they are not.
If you had to pick one
7bFdTQwd
>>24820239
>implying there are actual women browsing /r9k/I'd choose the middle one, though
Guy in the middle has such a weak looking lower half. Dude needs some wider hips and quads
also he looks like a manlet
ITT: Prove you are legitimately fucked up
>I've never eaten a family dinner at the table
>>24820214
Dumbass thinks people still do this in
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I had consensual sex in missionary for the sole purpose of procreation within the confines of monogamous relationship.
>>24820248
My family does most nights
I have a good family
anyway
>I have had one legitimate friend in 7 years
>Brought a book
>Brought a pencil
>Going to write down my dreams
How long until I lucid dream? I want to hold hands and cuddle my oneitis
>>24820212
do you really think keeping a dream journal is all it takes to lucid dream topkek
>>24820212
i want to kiss her chest
Katya is such a slut.
>be me
>after finishing high school i was a NEET for 6 months
>mom starts pressuring me into leaving NEETdom
>"if you don't get your ass of the couch and do something i'm going to kick you out"
>ok mom
>took a course and became a welder
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Move out fag lol also welder? Heavy diesel mechanics or might as well suck cock for cash you sluttie boipuss
>>24820121
Unless i want to live in a slum renting a place (even with a roommate) would take almost all of my income.
>>24820050
>WHAT MUST I DO TO SATISFY THIS WOMAN
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>tfw no mommy gfwould never fuck my own mom. but that feel when a cute older girl will never hold you and lovingly dominate you.. how does one satisfy this overpowering fetish?
Anyone know where to find quality mom/son (shota) hentai?
the tumblr bitches have all they want with their daddy dom bullshit. all the porn in the world along with dudes that are happy to help them live out their fetishes
Why is there so little out there for us?
Why do you give me these feels anon?
>>24820035
>tfw mommy gf but long distance
>you will never be a mommy to a cute, innocent shota
>you will never hold his head in your warm, soft lap while you gently milk his cute little cock
why live
Why aren't you vegan yet?
Don't you think animals deserve rights too?
>>24820001
We're animals, too. They can have their rights after they kill us all or learn to do the shit we can do.
>>24820001
All I know for sure is OP doesn't deserve any rights
>>24820001
They fucking kill us too, go ahead and try to be nice to a wild tiger.
>240 out of 300 women on Tinder get laid
>Fewer than 50 out of 300 men get laid
Why are women so superficial?
It's nothing superficial, it's guys won't get laid as often as women on a dating app.
Those women on there regardless of what they look like all stand a higher chance of getting smashed in, simply because they are women and will be inundated with requests, men will be the opposite.
>>24820257
>It's nothing superficial
>literally top 10% of men fucking all the women
>"its not superficial XDDDD girls like personalities, its just its easier to be a girl XDDD"
>all the top men are muscular and have a big dick and are direct and to the point of having sex
>these are the same girls who will one day get married, and lie about their sexual partners...
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>>24820257
when just a handful of guys are getting all the girls, doesn't that demonstrate that the women are picky and superficial and the men are not?
http://thoughtcatalog.com/anonymous/2014/04/dear-nice-guy-i-wasnt-ready-for-you-before-but-i-am-now/
See guys? Nice guys do get the girl
>>24819917
How can normalroasts have so little self awareness? Don't they see how this would come off as entitled?
>>24819917
Women aren't shoes that are worth less after bring worn...time to wake up and just be happy a girl is interested in any of you "nice guys"..
>>24819917
Women aren't shoes that are worth less after being worn...time to wake up and just be happy a girl is interested in any of you "nice guys"..
/depressingmusic/
i want to feel numb
>>24819908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAFk0cu6gJs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOyYcPOsn0I
https://youtu.be/kXYiU_JCYtU
Here you go, OP.