ITT: Prove you are legitimately fucked up
>I've never eaten a family dinner at the table
>>24820214
Dumbass thinks people still do this in
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I had consensual sex in missionary for the sole purpose of procreation within the confines of monogamous relationship.
>>24820248
My family does most nights
I have a good family
anyway
>I have had one legitimate friend in 7 years
> my first memory of being sexually aroused is a memory of my mother spanking me
I don't remember what I did to deserve that one.
>>24820280
>had a friend
GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEE
>>24820330
He was only my friend for a couple months before he went graduated and went back to Sri Lanka
He was pretty much a robot too
>>24820270
Someone get this FUCKING DEGENERATE out of here, come on! Jesus man, this used to be a nice christian board.
>>24820214
I bite my nails to the point where I have removed entire nails
I have never orgasmed to the sight or presence of a living person, only the dead.
I lost the trust of my family just for the opportunity of having a woman in my life
I just fucked myself with my sister's dildo while wearing her thong and sucked her dry cum off of another dildo. She has 3 dildos and doesn't know I use them she's always leaving her cum dried on them too such a tasty treat
>>24820214
>I have an OCD which causes me to blink certain eyes depending on the amount of words/syllables/letters I use in a sentence I speak
>>24820214
I fucked my sister's tits while she was passed out drunk then cummed on her face
>>24820214
i have an an anteater dick
>>24820214
my brothers haven't talked to me in 6 years because they saw the porn collection i had
it hurts bros
>>24820712
and the contents of your collection?
>>24820810
the context of that is something i will take with me to the grave and inevitably hell
I despise family dinners too OP. I am no longer allowed to sit at the dinner table because of my behaviour 4 christmas ago;
>Go into the dining room for family Christmas dinner
>Very nervous
>Haven't spoken to many of these family members in years
>This is the first family gathering we have hosted for some time
>I am sitting between my father and uncle
>Father keeps trying to encourage me to get involved in the conversation
>I do not want to
>Uncomfortably interject into a few conversations
>I can remember all of the 3 interjections I made and the reactions
>First time a cousin says something about his favourite christmas song being 'fairytale of new york'
>I smile and say 'I think all christmas songs have too much of an Easter beat'
>silence for a few seconds
>then everyone talks over me
>second time my dad comments on the nice turkey
>I comment 'it is tender, I like my turkey turkey tender triple T!'
>Nobody laughs
>dad pats me on the back 'good one son'
>third time my aunt asks if I want more gravy
>try to make her laugh by saying 'No, I have enough gravy to sink a submarine!'
>she just stares
>eventually I start going red from nerves
>drop my knife so I can bend over and pick it up to clear my face
>drop it
>bend over
>pick it up
>sit back up
>everyone staring
>dad says ''aha, anon is always dropping stuff''
>try again to be funny
>'yeah I just wish I could drop all those short skirts under the table'
>everyone gasps
>get kicked to my room
>banned from opening my presents for 1 week
>>24820675
That pic real?
>>24820855
OP Here. I don't despise them. I literally wanted them my whole childhood but my mother doesn't eat due to anorexia and has a fear of food so I would just eat alone.
I once walked in on my Mother masturbating with a dildo.
I'm a virgin in my mid 20s.
>>24820853
it was ponies wasn't it
>>24820248
I'm 22 and I do this with my parents, though my dad might go into the other room to watch Judge Judy or whatever.
I believe I have a selective eating disorder or some sort of eating disorder.
My eating is fucked up. I can't have a normal meal.
I masturbated to a video of my sister masturbating
>>24820285
Please, tell more.
Anyway, for me it's the drugs. I started smoking, drinking, and abusing prescription medications at 13. Oh and shitloads of OTC meds. Now I'm 18 and smoking, drinking, and doing hard drugs.
NEETlyfe
>>24820855
Jesus christ that's cringeworthy. I love it.
>>24820855
Wow. Oh my god wow.
>>24820214
When I get really horny I want to bathe in hot blood.
>>24820855
you interjected 4 times, probably got kicked out because you can't count to 4
i'm addicted to heroin, cocaine and benzodiazepines. on the flip side, i eat dinner with a loving family, have a job, have had multiple gf's, and get laid/go out regularly. you have to see my forearms without makeup to know about my problems. 0 true friends, though.
>>24820855
>'yeah I just wish I could drop all those short skirts under the table'
Fucking busted out laughing
>>24821195
You do know that all of that goes invariably down the drain the further your addiction goes right? Speaking from experience here. Enjoy it while it lasts I guess
The sight of an beating heart gets me sexually aroused. So does holding one.
>>24820855
why can't you just do something not so spectacular?
I had a delusion where I was convinced I killed a little girl and ate her in my sleep. I dug holes in the yard trying to find the body. That was when I was 14, when I was in the army I became convinced I was a demon and my platoon mates were terrified of me. Ended up getting discharged for being batshit. Now I'm just a NEET who writes weird stories, but who knows when i'll have my next breakdown
>>24821030
Prove it.
Post video.
>>24821877
That's pretty badass desu
>>24820511
A+ relevant pic
>>24820855
Fucked up good an proper.
i got held in a psychiatric hospital for a while after i tried to commit suicide by cop and they tased me instead
they diagnosed me with a bunch of stuff there
>>24820214
I moved into my dads a few months back and they have dinner like this and I hate it, at my moms I'd get food and just go back to my room.
>>24820270
You make me sick to my stomach you filthy pervert.
i hear voices
>i like to smell my own shit.
>>24822199
holy fucking shit are you me? i moved to my dad's in september and my mom usually just left me alone and it was pretty much just her and i, but now i'm here with my dad's wife and a bunch of kids and he makes me sit at the table and turns the internet off at like 9:30
>>24822280
>turns off the internet
fuck that
In 2004, I brought a gun too school. I was going kill 4 people, specifically, and take out as many others as possible. Didn't pull through because I was worried someone would try to be a hero and over power me physically.
I've tried to masturbate my cat but she doesn't let me touch her.
I don't think I ever really ate dinner with my family. I always just took it somewhere to eat alone. I don't like people.
>>24820512
Now that is something that truly makes me puke a bit in my mouth. I honestly pity people like this.
>>24822280
>turns the internet off at like 9:30
people..turn the internet... off?
what?
>>24822280
>turns internet off at 9:30
fuck that I'd move back in with my mom.
Yeah it sucks eating at a table with my dad and grandma because my grandma just bitches about everything she really just needs to die.
>me having a crush over a chinese fat grill with big boobs.
>added her as a friend on facebook
>picked two pictures of her and printed them on separated sheets of paper
>fapped furiouslyharming my dickwith the sheets of paper
>cummed on the pictures
>>24822280
good dad tbeh
I lost my virginity when I was 9, on webcam. My brother thought it would be a good way to make money. He gave me $15 and kept the rest for himself.
>>24822486
R U A GRILL POST PICS PLS
>>24820635
lots of people take advantage of passed out girls. not fucked up just natural
>>24822507
You can probably find pictures of the video he took if you search around well enough. I'm not posting myself here because the few people I like don't know about that.
>>24820855
>'yeah I just wish I could drop all those short skirts under the table'
alpha as fock
>>24822350
>Yeah it sucks eating at a table with my dad and grandma because my grandma just bitches about everything she really just needs to die.
iktfb
When I first had sexual fantasies I had a weird fantasy involving jabba the hut and princess leia.. sometimes being Leia or just an on looker.
>>24822329
Do you have avoidant personality disorder?
I have urges to hurt people erryday.
>>24822685
Maybe. Mostly I just don't like being around other people. I get burnt out really quick if I have to be. I'm dreading Christmas because it means I'm going to be surrounded by people all day.
>>24820855
I have just realized that I am just a failed normie. Goodbye, r9k.
>>24820248
I do this on average 6.5 nights a week.
>>24821111
I can count to 4, as in those fuckin quads
I didn't take out the trash for about 5 weeks now. I have 4 bags of random trash and 3 bags of empty beer cans. I also have 2 1,5L bottles full with piss.
Everyday I lie to myself that tomorrow I will throw them away
>>24820855
>I like my turkey turkey tender triple T!'
I laughed the hardest at this.
>>24822280
my mom used to turn the internet off because she thought it would help me concentrate on my responsibilities
Usually I'm very calm but that was one of the most rage inducing things I ever experienced, when the internet just went out.
I am probably addicted.
I wasn't even bad in school, so it was the most retarded thing. When she turned it off I would just not do anything but lay around and read, I told her I don't negotiate with terrorists.
>>24821877
They let people that crazy into the military?
>>24822734
nah just go on holiday, say you're going with friends even if you're not
I did that last year, was going to do it this year with someone else but they bailed at the last minute to go with their Islamic gf because they're a fucking faggot, guess i'm going solo again
anyway ya
>>24822986
I think I might just get drunk and sleep through Christmas this year. I just hate being around people so much.
>>24823013
this. add some weed and some nice food and i will be ok by myself
>>24822280
>turns off the internet
m8, download a 1-cour anime to watch each night. Do your regular activities when the internet is on
>>24822685
I think everyone on r9k has either avoidant personality disorder or socially isolating autism.
>>24820214
I've only ever been to the hairdressers maybe 4-5 times in my life. I get my mum to cut it to save money
I haven't gone to school since the 4th grade, I've never had a job, I've never had real life friends, I've never had drugs, alcohol, or even coffee. I'm 22 years old.
>>24823852
but you have had soda so you have had caffeine
when i was 12 i hotdogged my 7 year old sister
>>24820214
I don't know what's fucked up, about that. My family always gathered around the tv, at dinner time, and we'd watch sitcoms and talk about our day and whatnot.
>12
>at cousins house
>we went swimming that day, pretty fun
>my girl cousin left her bathing suit in the bathroom
>put it on and jacked off
>oh
>>24823852
I'm almost you but I stopped going to public school in the 9th grade and I've had some "friends" along the way.
I have this saved and you don't.
I havn't had sex since 2012
>>24820526
Please, continue. Tell me more
This is original
>>24820214
Until I was 10 I thought it was normal to be sodomized by your grandfather.
I mentioned to a teacher and then everything went crazy.
>I got arrested and am now facing charges because of the Navy SEAL pasta
>>24820855
>'I think all christmas songs have too much of an Easter beat'
Gold
I stole a baby and raised it as my own for awhile.
I'm planning to abandon my family, friends, job and college in 2017 to drive to California to see a highway. Once I'm there I never plan to return.
1. Shampoo irritates my scalp so i never use it
2. The only face to face conversation I've ever had was with some store clerk last week
3. wagekek NEET
4. I have never seen one of my family members in 7 years
I accidentally friendzoned two girls that liked me at the same time
>>24821877
>Now I'm just a NEET who writes weird stories
How do i know this entire post isn't just a story you made up?
>>24825548Orig-E-Nal Caw-ment.
>>24825607
Thank you for ruining my reply /r9k/
>>24825102
>3. wagekek NEET
??? cant be both fagit
I have not had a single friendship or called anyone a "friend" for the last 5 years.
>People die, I get over it in one day. Even those I cared about.
>I've never felt real love past a friendship level, even then, I would never die for someone.
>The only things I get hyped for is anime.
>I was nearly raped once, and molested by my mother's boyfriend who forced me to give him head.
>I broke my hand punching an 8 year old girl in a fit of rage.
>I attempted to stab my brother to death after he pushed me. I had snapped.
>I get off to vore, mind control/possession and pain.
>>24820855
This needs to be a scene.
>be 11 years old
>sister comes up to me
>"just gonna give you your daily reminder that you will die poor, miserable and alone
Not so fucked up though, I'm just incapable of talking with other human beings.
>>24822222
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>>24822222
Animal noises.
>>24820270
>I had consensual sex
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NORMIE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>24822222
Can you hear the voice of those quints being checked?
Got married even though I'm in love with my ex.
>>24820214
>don't have a family to have family dinners with
