>Be unnatractive
>Ask friends for advice
>They give me the 'no ur beautiful just the way you are' bullshit despite me insisting on help to improve
>Still ugly and feel worse than ever
>>24903820
I'll date you. Be my girlfriend. We're dating now.
The only way we ugly males can win in this world and by no participating in it at all. We have to overcome this world and it's vain pleasures. We have to be stronger than everyone else. We have to be a light to ourselves or the world will devour and overcome us; if that happens we will be destroyed which translates into being poor, depressed and homeless. Stay strong robots.
>>24903820
Describe to me what you look like and in what ways you are ugly? I obsess over my appearance all the time too, so I know lots about what to do to take action.
>tfw someone posts your OC
>>24903804
>tfw reddit posts your oc
>>24903804
>>24903834
Who are you implying?
>>24903804
>creating OC
How can autism be used as an insult? Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance)
Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or...
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The majority are of lower then average iq and annoying at, but congrats on having the good type of autism.
>>24903760
I feel superior to you, for different reasons. My IQ is above 150 as well.
>>24903760
You forgot to mention your wicked sense of humor.
>Tfw no one to see star wars 7 with.
General no one to thread also.
>he likes star wars
>>24903768
Look me in the fuckin eyes and tell me you arent the least bit interested in this movie.
>tfw no one to cuddle with and wake up to on christmas morning
it hurts.
why do asians get so offended when someone ask them what kind of asian they are
self-hating and don't like to be reminded they're not white
either that or they just get asked so often and they get sick of answering
>>24903668
Only the SJW ones do who are usually women. Because they're brainwashed by white feminist women who are insecure that the hot white men only like them because they make them out to be a fetish and "objectify" them. Then the same feminist white women who tell asian american women this go sleep with a bunch of ugly black men for their dick and to fulfill their own fetish. Hypocrites all of them are.
>>24903668
>tfw they are filipino, and not considered asian
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
What memory makes you feel most ashamed of yourself?
my biggest regret is smoking cigs for 3 years
i cant believe i was dumb enough to start this shit
>>24903622
i lost my virginity to a really really young girl because i wanted to have my first time with another virgin
>>24903644
fucking this. I am 12 months clean from cigarettes and weed. Feels good man.
>roommate has a chick and a guy come over, friends of his
>we all drink, they share a six pack, and i have a few beers i had bought
>hours later, them three are on the couch, and she is laying with her legs all up on the other guy, and i learn later she was even toeing my roommates dick as well, lol.
>i got a vibe that they were probably wanting to fuck, and it was like 5am, so i went to my room, was bored of watching tv anyways
>hour...
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>she for some reason is laying with her back against me, but flipped turned upside down..
>i figure she did that because she didn't want me to try cuddling, just wanted to share the bed, cuz the couch was too uncomfortable maybe?
>anyways, just snuggle up a bit against her and close my eyes
>less than a minute later, she gets up and leaves my room, goes to the bathroom i think, still pantless
>i'm thinkin, wtf was up with that
>i lay there, and like half a minute later she comes up to the crack of my door.. looks through it for a few seconds, and then turns my light on
>i look at her, she sees me, i kinda smile in a.. whats goin on here, kind of way
>she turns the light off as fast as it turned on
>she goes and sleeps on the couch
>a minute later, i figure she aint coming back, and then i stretch out a bit
>i stretch my arm out and.. what the...
>theres a wet spot on my bed
>she fucking pissed my bed
what the fuck is this even
i'm so confused lol
and whats weird, didn't smell like anything, which is one reason i didn't even notice it at first.
>>24903514
>>24903521
>My first greentext
>>24903580
my 2nd, actually
>used to smoke clove flavored cigarets occasionally with a glass of whiskey
>were made illegal because of reasons
>then started to smoke some mint/tea flavored cigarets (still tobacco not fake herbal cigs)
>made illegal because of reasons
>moved on to menthols
>can't find a single one with good taste
I feel like the government takes away all the things I like on purpose.
>>24903475
Dude, fuck cigs. If you're going to smoke tobacco, smoke some shisha on a hookah. The shitskins actually did something good for once. There's all kinds of different flavors and it's so nice to just take a drag from the hose whenever instead of having to hold onto a cig the whole time.
>>24903530
You're disgusting, and didn't you realize that we have had ashtrays that can hold cigarets for close to two centuries ?
>>24903475
Anon, this is because the artifical flavoring induces children to smoke.
Based on your post, I'd say it worked.
I don't want to pressure you dumbass kids or anything, but my 26th is on Sunday, so you better have prepared something.
like... a cake?!
Nobody cares, you old fart
You can sucl my dick, but you're gonna have to come over here and get it yourself
Well, which one are you? Or are you norman scum?
Pretty much both of em
Mostly Wojak, but I also have some Pepe features.
>>24903416
mostly pepe with 1/5 of wojak
> That feel when don't know enough of a language to visit a foreign country
>tfw you technically know a language, but are too ashamed to speak it because you're not 100% fluent
>>24903383
>tfw born knowing an 8 million language and then learning fluent English
whenever i go to an english speaking country i always refuse to speak anything than my native tongue
>>24903383
>tfw you're actually great at a language but people can't understand what you're saying because you talk in a weird way
>hey strange white boy, why you no have GF? are you ladyboy or what hehehehe
Because I spend all my free time breaking into Japanese high schools. I don't have time for love.
>>24903378
Most people in Japan are socially awkward, especially the boys in high school. Where even hugging can have the whole school teasing you and obsessing about it because they're so rare. Nice try though pleb of a femanon. Go to tumblr sweety, back you go.
>>24903400
>everyone who isn't an expert of Japanese teen culture is a woman from tumblr
>Girl literally wants me to come over and cuddle with her for 4-5 hours
>While we watch someCult classic movies
>Five hours
>Cuddling
What do bros? Is this basically the closest I'll get to a written invitation to try and fuck?
>>24903353
That's just a polite way of saying "Fuck me hard, Anon". She'll expect you to lead the way. Go for it.
What movies?, are we talking Pulp Fiction or Anal Aces 3?
No one cares, you dumb normie.
any ausbots on tonight?
how's you'r night going? any plans for the weekend?
i've just been playing wow and watching hajime no ippo while thinking how much of a fucking loser i am
>>24903296
just had to go pick up some of my mums friends from a work party. they kept commenting on what a 'nice young lad' i was and were asking me when i was going to get a girlfriend. kill me now senpai
>>24903341
i've noticed that older women always seem to be complimenting yet i have never once been acknowledged as a human being by girls my own age.
are they just trying to be nice to us or were women back then not all a bunch of vapid whores?
Got some fuck huge cocky flying round my room smashing into everything
Gonna go spray him with some mortein. Other then that playing some lfd2 single player cause fuck Brazilians who just kick you for no reason
So /r9k/ any of you want to just have a nice old chat?
Tell me about your problems, the girl that you can't get out of your head, about how anxious you were when you left the house last time. Anything. I'll listen
>>24903245
Shit, Friday already?
>>24903260
Yeah, time really flies doesn't it? I've wasted the whole week procrastinating on an assignment, hopefully I'll be able to pull myself together and start working on it a day before
>>24903245
is the /yg/ irc friendly to new faces?