>roommate has a chick and a guy come over, friends of his
>we all drink, they share a six pack, and i have a few beers i had bought
>hours later, them three are on the couch, and she is laying with her legs all up on the other guy, and i learn later she was even toeing my roommates dick as well, lol.
>i got a vibe that they were probably wanting to fuck, and it was like 5am, so i went to my room, was bored of watching tv anyways
>hour later, i go to sleep
>about 15 minutes of laying down, i feel someone crawl into my bed.. sweet, i think
>she is like.. laying ontop of my covers and also underneath them, so i try to pull them out from under her so i can get some cuddlin goin maeby
>she aint budgin, so i give up and figure she probably didnt get what i was tryin to do or somethin and didnt want it to seem like i was trying to push her off, right?
>so i then she starts moving around a bunch, for like 5-10 seconds, and then stops.
>i see that her head doesnt seem to be where it should be, so i lift the covers to see if her head was there
>all i see is whiteness, her bare ass, she was fully bottomless
>what
>she for some reason is laying with her back against me, but flipped turned upside down..
>i figure she did that because she didn't want me to try cuddling, just wanted to share the bed, cuz the couch was too uncomfortable maybe?
>anyways, just snuggle up a bit against her and close my eyes
>less than a minute later, she gets up and leaves my room, goes to the bathroom i think, still pantless
>i'm thinkin, wtf was up with that
>i lay there, and like half a minute later she comes up to the crack of my door.. looks through it for a few seconds, and then turns my light on
>i look at her, she sees me, i kinda smile in a.. whats goin on here, kind of way
>she turns the light off as fast as it turned on
>she goes and sleeps on the couch
>a minute later, i figure she aint coming back, and then i stretch out a bit
>i stretch my arm out and.. what the...
>theres a wet spot on my bed
>she fucking pissed my bed
what the fuck is this even
i'm so confused lol
and whats weird, didn't smell like anything, which is one reason i didn't even notice it at first.
>>24903514
>>24903521
>My first greentext
>>24903580
my 2nd, actually
I thought I was in for a cuddle, but all she left me was a puddle..
>>24903795
lol wute
you should have kicked her in the cunt or pokd her unconscious butt, what a dick
that'd be pretty hot
thats pretty funny ngl
>>24903833
yeah, it had my roommate on the ground laughing for a minute
>>24903521
I'm pretty sure that's what you deserve .
>>24904375
what'd i do to deserve a girl trespassing into my bed and then pissing in it?
i wouldve raped her desu
>naked girl comes to your bed all wet her moist pussy juices dripping all over your sheets
>freeze, panic, act like a mute autist and then post about it at the virgin board
top fucking kek
>>24905249
haha yeah, i'm pisszoned, i can't even get a girl in my bed without her pissin herself scared
though i'm sure if i did anything, i'd probably have rape charges against me now
