I don't want to pressure you dumbass kids or anything, but my 26th is on Sunday, so you better have prepared something.
like... a cake?!
Nobody cares, you old fart
You can sucl my dick, but you're gonna have to come over here and get it yourself
>>24903428
I have prepared my finestimaginarysuit so that we can go to a fineimaginaryrestaurant, my wonderfulimaginaryfriend.kill me
19-year-olds aren't dumbass kids...
>>24903739
Most of them aren't. About you, though...
*writes a sociopathic 500-word internet post intended to bring another person down*
>>24903604
E-Excuse me?
>>24903739
Kek
They are exactly that.
>>24903592
Cakes are dust in the wind.
Is it really "too much" if I asked you nerds to build a full blown thirty million dollar castle for my birthday...?
But that means you're hitting the wall. Why should I put effort into you?
I'm all out of cake, but I could give you a creampie instead :3
>>24904186
Mid-20s "walls" are for trailer park whores and other commoners.
Kim Kardashian's ass hasn't hit a wall and she's 35.
>>24903739
>kek
Thanks man. That was a good laugh
>>24903428
how about this, m8?
