Who here has a thing for blonde white grills with bangs? I know I sure as fuck do.
>>25049514
I mean seriously guys.
>>25049520
>tfw no blonde bangs conservative wife or gf to father my white children
I hate bangs on girls and I have no idea why
>D'Vontarius, this is your new daddy, Anon
>He's gonna take care of us now
What do you do?
Protip: Leaving is not an option
I'd ask her why she gave a female baby a boys name
I'd leave? That's totally a fucking option.
>>25049482
Hello DeShaq'andalomeloneshaquanika nice to meet you. Now I'll gtfo have a nice life
Who staying up? What are you doing?
Corduroy was a comfy book when I was a young boy
I need to practice my art but I don't have the willpower
>>25049449
Story of all our lives
Anyone else feel like they have a feminine personality despite being an orthogender straight male?
>enjoy shopping for food and clothes
>hate any kind of competition, except if its just a game, not in real life
>find it intimidating to talk to men but not women
>like to receive and experience things in life rather than create and change them
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>>25048670
you're just a faggot, go back to tumblr
Gtfo you faggot, you posted this gay shit earlier
>>25048744
see, the irony of your statement is that I'm a flaming heterosexual, and the only reason I ever go to tumblr is to look at and maybe masturbate to pornographic pictures of women
Have you ever been catfished, suspected it or catfished someone? Share stories.
i'm mtf and i play mmos. guys always fall in love with me and i feel fucking weird about it. had to stop playing one emu server because a guy was so into me it got to be too much.
probably should tell them right away that i'm trans but i want to be a fucking girly elf girl fuck. let me have my fantasy please. don't fall in love with me for real.
>>25048705
I had a similar experience except I'm not even trans. I just had a girl avatar and often used it to get items from people. Then it got weird because they started genuinely falling for me so I stopped.
>>25048705
desu I don't think you should have to tell them you're trans. If you're mtf you aren't lying when you say you're a girl. You can be trans and be a girly girl as much as you want m8
>bought 6 powerball and 6 super lotto entries
>won $4
Still. Can't. Fucking. Win. the. lottery. Still. Can't. Ever, Give, Up. never.
Meanwhile I'll soon be going to an assistance center that will help be get work and/or apply for autismbux. Can't keep wasting what little money I have on gambling. I won't buy any more lottery tickets this week except with redeeming winning tickets.
You act like the lottery has any guaranteed chance of winning, its all an incredible RNG.
>>25048173
You know the chance of winning the jackpot is like 1 in 100billion right? You have a better chance of losing your virgini-...oh wait never mind.
My dad's been playing the lottery for 30 years now and probably spent at least $30,000 and the most he's won is only $20.
>Tfw mom wants to kick you out of the house/family before christmas eve for no reason at all
JUST
Sure is great being a NEET. :^)
Just refuse to leave. She can't make you.
>>25048238
>She can't make you.
Pfffftttt
Kaitlyn has a bf now. I guess she's continuing the family tradition of fucking black guys.
>>25048047
>mfw his alpha genetics defy hormone treatments and makeup
>>25048047
I think this is the first time I have ever actually felt sorry for a nigger.
>>25048047
>>25048354
you can tell by the shoulder to hip ratio.
I just took a girls virginity. AMA.
>>25047949
dick measurements ? did she enjoy it ?
>>25047949
Did you take a girls virginity?
>>25047949
why does sex make people below a threshold IQ instantly happy
>You are so far gone you no longer feel the need for sex or companionship
>You cannot even picture what having a relationship would be like
>You no longer bother entertaining the THOUGHT of anything sexual/relationship-wise
>Only apathy, no sadness, no anger, no hatred
>Hearing about cheating/horror/drama doesn't cause any reaction
>Functioning on autopilot
Does anyone else...
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>>25047889
>human things making less and less sense
>holidays, fashion, conversation, relationships, popular culture etc.
>what and why, how did it start, why do we perpetuate it
Can fake it but I don't feel genuine at all, is this what being a robot is supposed to feel like? I know how to be normal, it's just being that is true suffering.just b you'reself
I used to feel this way, and now I'm hoping for someone to make me feel less lonely for a night. Currently posting this from a bar and it's slowly suckkng more and more from me.
>>25047965
the addendum is that I wish I still felt this way. Not feeling that loneliness is a luxury
what if she's really nice
>>25047395
>would /r9k/ date a mentally ill man?
no
like as long as you're not ugly sure
>she's
Cool meme.
Who /OCD/ here?
>Always have to check if my car lights are turned off or if my doors are locked
>Always fear that my house is going to burn down because of not turning off something electrical
>Have good work ethic because of this shit
>Can accomplish any hobby like a sport or a instrument and get better at it faster than others because of this shit
>Always wash my hands because of fear that I might get my eyes infected...
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bump
i know some of you niggers have ocd too
Bump
you niggers cant be serious and suffer from some meme illness like depression
>le epic ocd meme
What are some red flags for anons?
>doesn't create OC
>can only contribute to a thread with memes/images, doesn't actually join in on the discussion
>browses three or less boards
>uses Reddit
>have made like 2 OC in a year
>only browse /r9k/
how bad am I?
rate my larry david meme
>misuses greentext
>uses blue background on nsfw board
>tfw been alone so long I have full conversations with myself in my head
Please tell me I'm not the only one
>>25046688
your not
>>25046688
almost constantly
>>25046688
I do the same.
Having no friends for 4ish years really starts to fucking get to ya.
Coming back from college I realized that I was very different from the friends I left behind and I eventually parted ways with them
First bro
>was chill as shit during high school
>didn't take shit from anyone
>had a wide array of interests from sports, to star wars, to various anime, to Warhammer 40k
>played on the football team
>always stood up for people were being shit on
>...
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I've dropped a lot.
I recently dropped a kind of best friend because he finally did something that broke the camels back so I cut his ass off.
It usually feels better. Like breaking up with an insane partner.
>>25046261
I've dropped a bunch of friends. Stopped talking to a long time bro because he was such a whiny bitch. Dude was insecure as shit and it got old as hell. You would say one little thing at his expense and he'd get all pissy but would spend most of his time shit talking other people. He was also obsessed with his gf cheating on him (she ugly) and wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.
Some people just gotta go.
Most of my high school friends. They've all moved on and have new groups of friends and girlfriends now. Instead of pretending we're still in high school and meeting once every 6 months or so, I've just cut contact. It's better this way. More honest at least