>D'Vontarius, this is your new daddy, Anon
>He's gonna take care of us now
What do you do?
Protip: Leaving is not an option
I'd ask her why she gave a female baby a boys name
I'd leave? That's totally a fucking option.
>>25049482
Hello DeShaq'andalomeloneshaquanika nice to meet you. Now I'll gtfo have a nice life
>>25049482
forget to turn off the gas
I'd tell him all about his rich cultural heritage and how he wuz kingz.
>>25049482
if my dad could give birth, i wish i could fuck him. we would make the most beautiful babies. they'd die from loneliness, though, just like i am right now, because i'd ignore them in favor of him.
why is he dead, /r9k/? why is my daddy dead?
>>25049482
Ask him how old he is and why is he talking to his mom in greentext.
Fuck you, I'm getting the fuck out of there, whatever the cost.
>Leaving isn't an option.
Fine, then I'll sit around on benefits all day and tell her to fuck off trying to blood suck me and let me go if she wants a dude to look after her.
Just generally shit up the place by never cleaning up after myself, eating all the food, using all the supplies and whatever.bitch let me go
>>25049482
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>>25049978
Why not kill them? Since you can't "leave", no one will be able to put you in jail.
>loopholes
>>25050006
>>loopholes
This.Make her leave you.
>>25049482
set off the h-bomb and turn back the last 3 years of my life.
>>25050167
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>>25049978
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>>25049506
>not being a real man
>not stepping up to the plate
>>25049482
Call the cops and tell them some homeless women has a child in need.
>>25051631
>society can tell you what to do, even if you dont agree
>i have authority and you have to meet my expectations because im some fag on the internet
>>25051631
>step up to the plate another man left on the table
THAT'S NOT HOW THIS IDIOM WORKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
