>tfw no gf to fart in my face
time to order my exit mask
>tfw no one shares my feel
i guess this place really has become reddit
>>26564912
I saved the thread.Tell me about the your fetish.Why do you crave her gas?
My farts have only started to smell at all. If you'd like to fart strawberry smell you could always coat your anus in grenadine.
who else /scared-of-bees/ here?
whenever i hear one buzz, or land on me (especially my head of shoulders) i flip out and run. I have only been stung once (i was a kid at a friends house, jumped in the pool and got stung.)
I have always been afraid of bees, even before the sting incident. the same applies to bees without stingers, yellowjackets, wasps, etc.
post stories, tactics, tips etc
>literally being scared of the broiest insect
fucking pussy fag
>>26564710
Bees will literally never sting you unless you actively attack them or squash them because they die after stinging you. Wasps on the other hand are actual flying death machines.
>>26564728
they may be bros to you but something about them just triggers a primal fight-or-flight response (spoiler: it's flight). also they follow me around sometimes
Anyone else shoftlift a lot?
Ive been shoplifting on and off for the last 10 years and have never been caught, but I generally never steal from the same place more than once every 4 months or so.
Curious on stories of getting caught, I've generally been shoplifting to eat because I dont want to work more than part time and all of my money goes to rent.
Biggest haul I ever did was 6 PC games from walmart that I sold the keys on the internet. I usually just take the htings im stealing along with legitimate items during busy hours to self checkout,...
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I originally got into shoplifting as a way to fuel DXM trips.
Id steal bottles of DXM containing medication, never been caught though.
Nowadays I do it for the thrill I guess. My biggest theft was a car battery worth about 200.
>>26564700
I work at Target and the loss preventation office has tons of pictures of suspects.
With that being said, apprehension rate is very low. They have to actually catch you on tape from the moment you come in until the moment you leave in order to prove you stole anything, otherwise you're completely in the clear.
If they had any actual evidence on you right now, they'd have already reported you to the police.
thieves are scum
honestly that's fucked up
Reminder that if your mom was over 30 when you were born, its not your fault that girls don't like you.
You're simply biologically inferior to other men. Girls know this by just looking at you.
Nothing you could have done would have resulted in a gf. Girls have men who were born to under 30 mothers approaching them all the time.
>>26564672
Anything to back up this claim?
>>26564672
My mother had me when she was 22 so nah. I'm also 6'3"
>>26564672
my mum had my sister at 30 my brother at 36 turning 37 that year and me at 39 turning 40 6 days after I was born all of us kids were fucked except I'm the ugly one the average one I think cause my dad left after I was born I didn't have that male figure I was babied more then the others so they turned out strong, smart, good looking then there is me.
We've got Chads, Stacies, Tyrones, and robots...
But what are the robot's names?
the robots are called robots. no other names needed
>>26564651
what's the point of giving us names if people just forget it anyway...
>>26564651
Josh/Joshua
fembots, what is she thinking?
dicklets, what is he thinking?
niggers, is he thinking anything beyond ooga booga, kfc?
sage goes in options field
>>26564596
>eww, a monkey
>why is my vagina so wet
>kek, i unno
yes, I am a fembot
>>26564596
tfw women don't understand the concept of growers and showers.
>come on anon~! just put it in ! its tottally normal and natural
>w-why are you crying?
>Why are you crying?
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT REAL
>>26564463
2 threads a night now with this bullshit?
>tfw can't stop staring at that vag
Please post a futa edit.
Thanks in advance.
>go to game store
>qt emo looking girl serves me
>walk out with my game and feel depressed again knowing I'll never have a gf
>>26564446
Me to anon
>>26564446
>haven't showered in weeks
>haven't shaved or plucked my unibrow in months
>cashier at Gamestop is a qt goth girl
>turn 360 degrees out of store
>go home and masturbate and hate myself
>fucking gamestop
>go to game store
>alarm goes off because coat tag
>look around awkwardly
>at cashier says "hi can I help you?"
>"uh..no..I'm good"
>turn around and start to walk out
>alarm goes off
>look at her awkwardly and sulk out of the store
>go to Burger King and get 20 nuggets for $3
Feminine mentally ill homeless boy from the northeast US (new Hampshire) in need of place to stayinb4 kys faggot, also no pics cause mentally ill
Hope you find somewhere to stay. I'm on the opposite side of the country.
Like feminine do you mean "please fuck me daddy" or twunk? Are you being choosy, do you want to be some weird dude's male concubine or are you legit homeless?
>>26564438
Are you a blackIf you are then no
who /existentialist/ here?
>always trying to be authentic
>never making excuses
>>26564236
Even Sartre rejected the label "existentialist". You ought to as well.
what the actual fuck is the difference between existentialism, nihilism, and cynicism?
i see people fedora memeing all 3 but i dont know why, i dont know what these belief systems are
this is all i've got.
>nihilism
nothing matters
>existentialism
why should it even matter
>cynicism
everyone is a faggot
Authenticity is a facile unverifiable fantasy game that we play within the boundaries of our own minds and immediate social groups.
Life is joke and the punch-line is death, the sooner you get over the absurdity of existence the sooner you can help me kill everybody and defile their bodies with my dung.
She likes..
>men who're based/loud
>men who're more dominant with her
>men who make her laugh
>men who're 5+/10 within facial looks
She hates..
>men who're white knights
>men who're boring
>men who're quiet/introverted
>men who're -5/10 within looks
She likes men whores XDDDDDDDDD
>>26564076
She likes men who fuck tonnes of women!
>>26564059
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
Almost time for bed wagecucks
>>26563904
Yo yo yo neet cucks ain't got no luck, staying home even though they grown. Living off mommy cause Tommy can't get enough rommy. Jerkin his dick to some ugly spic on his computer cause he has no future. When daddy dies the neet says goodbye cause now he works at gamestop oh fuck. The neet is weeping, wishing he was sleeping, can't afford tendies cause he has no spendies. He's finally home all alone, no one to see, no one to hold. The neet lays in bed, wishing he was dead, he closes his eyes, this...
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Neets btfo
http://www.disabilitysecrets.com/page4-44.html
Neets only get $733 a month
Neets are comsidered adult disabled children
>tfw a wagecuck tried to get my name on the street earlier for a sales job
>You're not just entitled to any woman, Anon!
>There's someone out there for everyone, Anon :^)
Normies fill me with so much fucking rage. There's only so much you can take of being an outsider before you pick up a gun and start shooting. And why shouldn't I? Even if fatal, it still increases my relative genetic odds by fighting against a society that shunned me and is not my own. What else do I have to look forward to, more loneliness and sexual frustration? Fuck that, it's time to fight back.
>Just be yourself!
>NO NOT LIKE THAT THOUGH!
>Everyone gets what they deserve in life
>YOU'RE NOT ENTITLED TO ANYTHING
Fuck off, retarded frogposter.
>>26563913
Didn't even read the rest of your post. Just the green text.
Don't start shooting people OP that's absolutely a depraved thing to do.
Ok, storytime robots!
It's kind of a long story, but hear me out please.
>me and one of my best friends Marc go out with a friend of ours (Felicia) in early January
>she introduces us to this girl Alex
>Alex is qt and nice, kind of a slut, but we get along very well
>talks about how she hasn't seen the new Star Wars yet, but nobody wants to see it with her
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>>26563789
cont.
>over the next few weeks Marc starts talking shit about Alex whenever someone mentions her
>still acts normal around her when they meet in uni
>says he wasn't really into her, he just wanted sex
>I go out with Alex and Felicia again, Marc isn't there this time
>we drink quite a bit and Alex and I start to talk
>holding...
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>>26563888
cont.
>spend the following week wondering if it really is that bad
>realize I like her a lot and the only thing keeping me from falling in love with her is her sleeping around
>feelings growing over time
>go to Felicia's place, Alex is there
>she talks about this guy she recently met online and how she likes him a lot
>sit...
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Nobody interested in my story? Don't care, gonna post it anyways.
>>26564009
cont.
>the week after I'm at a birthday party from a different circle of friends
>party ends early, because the hosts are leaving for vacation next day
>I get a text from Alex asking me if I want to join her and a friend to the club
>of course I go and meet them
>we dance...
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We're all here for a reason.
How did your family fuck you up, anon?
I can actually safely say that I am just fucked up by nature
My famiry was great
Dad was a little neurotic and strange but he wasn't too terrible
>>26563679
schizophrenia runs in my family
>>26563750
Alcoholism and suicide for me senpai