>go to game store
>qt emo looking girl serves me
>walk out with my game and feel depressed again knowing I'll never have a gf
>>26564446
Me to anon
>>26564446
>haven't showered in weeks
>haven't shaved or plucked my unibrow in months
>cashier at Gamestop is a qt goth girl
>turn 360 degrees out of store
>go home and masturbate and hate myself
>fucking gamestop
>go to game store
>alarm goes off because coat tag
>look around awkwardly
>at cashier says "hi can I help you?"
>"uh..no..I'm good"
>turn around and start to walk out
>alarm goes off
>look at her awkwardly and sulk out of the store
>go to Burger King and get 20 nuggets for $3
>go to work
>different locations all the time
>Cutie nurse asks me if i can teach her excel Friday
>so nervous but say yes
What have i done
>>26564619
>unibrow
Why did we have to get cursed with this shit
Maybe you should get a GF instead of posting pictures of sad cartoon frogs on an anime discussion forum.
>>26564779
Just pluck that shit bro, unibrow is an easy fix
>>26564825
fucking normie
>>26564779
I'm not the guy you replied to but I share the pain
>>26564877
Call me a normie if it makes it easier to give up and resign yourself to a shitty, lonely existence, you dumbass. Cry some more about your tfw no gf while you do absolutely nothing to help yourself.
>go to gamestop to get vidya
>looking for what I need
>see a qt who works there putting stuff away
>feel sweaty
>look over and see the ps4 section
>walk over to it
>suddenly trip over shoelaces
>bash face into a corner shelf and get a bloody nose
>people are staring and held back laughs (mainly people younger than me)
>qt who works there asks if i'm okay qnd need help
>say i'm fine and quickly walk to the door
>trip on shoelaces again and land face first
>can hear outright laughter
>put laces away and run out trying to hold back my tears and blood
>can never go back in fear i'll be remembered and never got my copy of bloodborne
>>26565122
https://www.reddit.com/
here you go
>play bloodborne
>oedon chapel
>talk to creepy red hood guy
>accidentally press r2
>killed him
>"i just wanted to help people" says while dying
>omgno.jpg
>feel guilty
The only npc which was friendly to me and helped people was slayed by me, even in bloodborne i am a failure
>>26564771
Dun goofed, thats what you have done
>>26565122
Get your uplifting shit together and GET OUT OF OUR BOARD NORMIENORMIENORMIENORMIENORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26565343
god you people are beyond saving.
I no longer feel any pity for u
>>26564665
>coat tag
Riiiiight.
Just admit you were stealing from the local Gamestop. No one's gonna judge you here.
Not like it's much worse than piracy, anyways.
>>26564446
>go to gamestop
>cashier is all bubbly with me
>pick out LoL rp card
>Hand it to her
>suddenly she changes from happy to "oh what a pleb" attitude
>first time playing Fire Emblem Awakening
>get Olivia
>want to marry her
>she's perfect
>have her dancing for Chrom a lot because I've been grinding him like a motherfucker
>chapter ends
>he marries her
>freaking out inside
>timeskip
>they already have a daughter
Even in video games I get cucked by people I think are my friends.
>>26565427
Mercy is a shame for us
We do noy want any forgiveness or help, keep your way and we shall keep ours.
>>26564446
Anon, you can imagine that your right hand is your gf and your left hand is your futa gf, then proceed to jerk off using right hand and finger your boipussy with your left hand.
If you're a lefty inverse the order.
>go outside
>see bf/gf couple
>filled with sadness
>then filled with rage
>go home to my cold, dark, lonely, room
>plot in the shadows
>>26565427
NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD RE RE RE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26565860
Sounds like she has good taste in games. In you weren't such pleb you probably could have made her your gf.
>>26565930
calm down, this is should have became obvious to you by now
you are powerless
>>26565986
this, if not gf, make her your rape victim at least
Whenever a girl is nice or flirty with me I freak out and usually make myself look like a retard. But later I masturbate to the thought of her being my gf so its ok.
>>26566011
Smile anon, smile. That's the most important thing in almost any kind of exchange.
>he still cares about 3D
>>26564446
I went to Rite Aid to pick up some eye drops today and felt the exact same way. Cashier was a young sweet 19 or 20 year old and it just hurt me that I'm way past that and will never get to experience it.
>>26565122
Go to hell normie faggot.
>go to gamestop
>no money for SFV or PS4
>go home
>>26566233
YUME IS MY YOME
>>26566713
have another
let me post
>>26565122
Facial attractiveness, faggot. It matters.
Guess what everybody here is lacking in that prevents them from getting a gf?
