>tfw no gf to fart in my face
time to order my exit mask
>tfw no one shares my feel
i guess this place really has become reddit
>>26564912
I saved the thread.Tell me about the your fetish.Why do you crave her gas?
My farts have only started to smell at all. If you'd like to fart strawberry smell you could always coat your anus in grenadine.
>>26565719
>strawberry smell
I've tried to beat people unconscious for less.
Rotten stale smell or no deal.
>>26565673
it's a secret and intimate smell and I want her to humiliate me with it
>>26566900
why would the smell humiliate you
or do you want her to laugh at you while she does it
>>26566900
>I want her to humiliate me with it
Ahh the classic.
>tfw no girl who likes to tease me about her nasty farts so much it becomes a little meanspirited
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZqXAHBr8cI
>>26566962
Perhaps it's both.
Secretly sometimes I wish I could bury a portion of myself in my own subconsious, and take my fetish with me there. Leaving a "me" that is actually repulsed by said girl's flatulence.
But my influence lingers and makes him crave it in confusion.
Kind of like an amnesia thing. I want to forget everything I know to arouse me about this fetish, wipe my mind blank but leave my body's urge.
I want to whine and complain like the guy in the video but to both our surprise realize I have a throbbing erection I'm confused and embarrassed about, probably resulting in her doing it to me more because it amuses her.
Fuck son, why do I put so much thought into these things. Sometimes I fantasize about this sick shit until my dick is so hard it's sore.
I wish it was all over desu, is this how the fuccboi-robots and normalfags feel about getting a gf?
I don't care much for any of that, and it doesn't bother me.
But sometimes knowing I won't actually ever get to smell a girl's fart pains me a bit, like a cold twisting feeling in my stomach and side.
This is bad ju ju if I weren't a freak enough. Damn.
>>26567037
>>26567122
a fart fetish seems really mild and kind of charming
i don't think you should want to bury that part of you
that would be boring
a girl worth being around won't be boring
>>26567176
it only works for me if it's humiliating
do you think a girl would do that for me
>>26567243
sure, lots of girls would love to fart in your face and laugh
it's probably already happened and you just didn't know
people think girls don't fart but the fart all the time
next time you're on an elevator and smell something as a girl's getting out...it was totally her
and she's totally laughing under her breath about it
op I had an idea
maybe you can steal girls farts
and put them in a tank
and then connect your exit mask to it
and die doing what you enjoy
two birds with one stone
no balloon time tomfoolery
only sweet female methane
>tfw u will never live in a world in which boys' lungs run on girlfarts instead of oxygen, so every boy on earth needs to have his face attached to a woman's butt for constant air flow otherwise he'll die. it's the woman's moral duty to continuously fart into his mouth 24/7
>>26567385
I never want to live in this world holy shit
what
you made me feel almost grateful for being here
>>26567411
why wouldn't you want this?
>>26567423
is the fetish farts
or being stuck in a huge bitch's ass
or is it both
>>26567277
>erection intensifies
blocks
>>26567451
both. farts are beautiful and butts are the sexiest, most magical thing in the universe
>>26567481
hot picture. so where do you guys go for porn vids? i use eroprofile, cause I like to watch girls poop too
bumping this while drinking tito's and idling games
yes i made the thread if you see this ;)
>>26567454
Do you guys seriously tho realize that girls fart all the time, and you've walked thru their fart clouds many times in the past?
Is just that thought exciting?
Also do all ppl who like farts like poo? I can kinda understand the fart thing... Sorta... Not really the poo.
>>26568035
yes i realize that but i want them to do it on purpose
and i like piss, farts, poop, the whole shebang
yes i'm aware it's weird and gross
no that does not stop my penis
i'm sorry
>>26564763
The two serious girlfriends I've had have both been totally fine with it and willing to indulge it, and I've been with the second one for almost four years. Women who aren't cunts don't find it as repulsive as you'd think. Go out there and bury your face in some ass, OP!
Girl farts actually don't smell much different from guy farts, but it's hot because it's coming from a girl.
>>26568339
do they make fun of you about it?
>>26568428
No. My current girlfriend will occasionally joke around about it, and she still finds farting funny if it sounds funny, but she never uses it as something to pick on me for, and she wouldn't. She says she honestly wishes that she had a fetish sometimes so that she had something comparable. Any girl who makes fun of you for it is a cunt anyway.
>>26568462
so she does it and lets you jack off right there?
>>26568462
And honestly, both were relieved when they found out because it meant that they didn't need to hold it in around me and that I not only wouldn't find it merely tolerable, but that I'd actually find it hot.
>>26568489
No. She does it as part of foreplay, or she just does it when she has to and we have sex later on or she does it while she goes down on me.
>>26567122
>But sometimes knowing I won't actually ever get to smell a girl's fart pains me a bit
I've smelled LOTS of them.
How does this make you feel?
>>26568524
jelly
>>26568540
jelly
>>26568549
Honestly, if you just bring it up once you guys start getting into sexual stuff and don't try to repress it, she'll probably be fine with it because, like I said, it means she doesn't have to spend hours holding it in around you. I made a big deal out of telling them and was clearly embarrassed leading up to it, and when I finally said it, they both said, "that's it?" The first one was a little embarrassed at first but adjusted and came to like it, and the current one literally started letting me smell her farts the week I told her.
