Recently I learned that you're supposed to pull down the waist band to pee, I've been pulling up the legs and sticking my dick out of there.
What lifehax have you discovered lately?
>>26610692
Nigger u wot
What are you talking about, dude? There's a hole right there in the undies, you stick your cock through it to pee. The underwear designers thought this shit out.
you did it right, don't let someone tell you otherwise
Come on guys if I can do it so can the rest of you look at my qt3.14 just believe in yourself
>>26610482
Damn straight, OP. Don't let your dreams be dreams.
>>26610531
one of the most punchable faces ever on the right
Don't hold back just tell her
There is literally NO reason for citizens of the United States of America to own a gun in the 21st century.
This is why we have the police and military.
>hurrr what if the police and military enslave us??!!
That's impossible you fool, our constitution protects us from that ever happening.
Fucking idiots.
Might get 50-70 replies at most, but that's if some autist really gets into this thread otherwise I don't see this b8 going anywhere.
>>26611621
>our constitution protects us from that ever happening.
I'm onto your bait, but I'll play along anyway
>There is literally NO reason for citizens of the United States of America to NOT own a gun in the 21st century.
Fix'd
what if I cut the heads off police and sew their necks to my arm stumps so I have four arms and each one can carry a gun because each one is a cop
It's Friday night.
Why haven't you asked out your oneitis yet?
>oneitis
how is it pronounced and what is the definition?
She lives across the country, she doesn't know I exist and she's 15 years old.
I don't have one and never have
"Anon it's time for you to get a job. Until you either go to community college or get a career going you will not be getting any money, rent will be charged and if you don't pay we will kick you out, you will only be fed ramen noodles"
What would you do?
Laugh at the NEET
>>26610407
MOMMY PLEASE MOMMY I'M A GOOD BOY. I TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE AND WALK THE DOG. WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE? I'M YOUR CUTE LITTLE BOY PLEASE MOMMY
I got kicked out already.
Actually mom tried to force me to take risperidone, so I just packed my things and left.
Tell me what to doodle and I'll post a pic
>>26610388
Pls don't be flipped
Bumpidy bumper carts
draw me a happy life
I read half of a book.
I wanted to work on my writing and put an hour in my beanerese rosetta stone, but this site kept calling my name.
Oh well, hopefully I do better tomorrow.
I practiced drumming for 3 hours today.
Only thing that separates me from the rest of you. 20, live at home, no job, no school, no gf.
But, unlike all you faggots, I at least put some of my time toward developing a useful skill. I actually have a chance.
I just woke up. Dosed some wake-up stims and had two cups of coffee. Now it's time to get shit done. Who knows what I'm gonna do today? There are so many possibilities. I could write a whole book or maybe record a music album.
Did you know Bowie wrote Ziggy Stardust while geeked the hell out for weeks on coke? Then there's Velvet Underground's White Light/White Heat, which is all about meth and was probably wrote on meth too. It's all messy and tweaked out and thrown together and the lyrics are classic stim ramblings. It's a masterpiece imo....
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I took a shit that looked like broth and watched Gavin McInnes troll feminists
What are you looking forward to?
My inevitable and hopefully soon death.
>>26610348
I'll probably meet up soon with a girl I've been texting with for a while.
I guess I should look forward to that, but I'm numb inside since my ex destroyed me, feels like I'm just going through the motions
>>26610348
A future filled with immense wealth
any of you robots do rock climbing as a athletic hobby ? I've been climbing for about a month now conquered my first v2 in bouldering.
>TFW that forearm pump
>TFW skinny skeleton fingers growing in size and strength
>TFW GRIP STRENGTH RAPIDLY INCREASING CAN SQUEEZE THE FUCK OUT OF A NORMIES NECK IF NEED BE
>>26610216
been a couple of times with some people from work.
Moving closer to the centre, might make it a fixture of my exercise routine. Great for bodyweight strength building and aligns with myh goals.
>>26610216
good idea that. a tough climb but if you fuck up you drop a foot or so
>>26610971
falling isn't too bad there's usually soft landing pads underneath you if you fall indoors, outdoors you could bring your own pad.
>finally get gf
>she says you must go out with her every friday and wear this shirt for everybody to see
What do you do?
Say no?
>>26610178
That girl looks like his mom
>>26610178
Cum my pants and say thank you ma'am.
Would it be weird if i wore these glasses in public? Like just when i go to the store to buy groceries? I really like them but i feel like i might get laughed at by other people.. :/
it's more of a mask
people would just laugh with you not at you since you're good looking
You look like an autistic child molester
>>26610239
I'm not a child molester, but yeah i have autism
Do you choose the gay option or the straight option?
>>26610132
both are males
faggot.
>>26610132
I choose the "I'm not a fucking degenerate" option and pick neither of those mentally ill freaks.
>>26610158
>the logic
>it's real
god you autists are fucking special-ed
>Someone asks you to dance
>Try to do John Travolta or Michael Jackson moves
>Everyone just laughs
it's best just to shuffle around and imitate other people if you can't dance well
>>26610100
>>26610124
Or try pic related.
Additional comment for robot.
>>26610100
Because no Napoleon dynamite
Hey anon! Who here wants bedtime stories? I know I do. Let's post bedtime stories, heartwarming and cute is a plus. Ideally no neet stories about sipping out of warm piss bottles by the families fireplace whils you finger the dog. If you tell me a good one it'll regail you with the tale of the wolf who howled on.
>Ideally no neet stories about sipping out of warm piss bottles by the families fireplace whils you finger the dog
Where does he think he is? Guys? What is this? A joke?
My most recent nights I just fall asleep in front of my laptop after chatting with a close friend. I can hardly stay up past 1am but I'm so cozy with the gentle light of the computer. That's all. Nothing special.
>>26610162
>>26610137
Well I feel generous today anons it'll serenade you with the tale of "the wolf who howled on". Delivered as a 3 part story for your cozy pleasure. Please brew up some tea, then post "howl strong little wolfy" so that this evening's tales howl strong.
Everybody here is complaining about their small dicks.
Is there no sympathy for robots with crooked dicks?
>hear two female friends talk
>"You know how some guys have curved dicks? I was with one whose dick curved upwards. Where the fuck is that supposed to go? What am I suppoesed to do with that?"
Curved dicks are shamed just as much as amall dicks.
Curved dick bros in here!
A upward curved dick would be the best thing for woman. Your female friend must be retarded senpai.
>>26610389
>tfw upward dick
gonna need another opinion on this
>>26610089
FWIW, my last boyfriend had a curved dick and it made me cum like no other.