>Someone asks you to dance
>Try to do John Travolta or Michael Jackson moves
>Everyone just laughs
it's best just to shuffle around and imitate other people if you can't dance well
>>26610100
>>26610124
Or try pic related.
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>>26610100
Because no Napoleon dynamite
Just 2 step you mongoloids
just go all out and do retarded silly shit like zyzz
>not dabbing
>>26610100
That sounds so sperg just reading it
Should I just do the Drake?
>At the work christmas party
>Have worked there for 5 years, no friends, first time I have attended christmas party
>Standing in the corner nervously
>everyone from my department is dancing on the dancing floor and having a great time
>Decide that I have to join them
>nervously stumble over
>I am standing on the dance floor
>feel uncomfortable
>6'3 and 110lbs
>decide to try and do a dance to grab peoples attention and show I am fun
>want to do something that uses my slender physique
>only thing I can think of for some reason is slender man
>nobody is looking at me
>wave my arms in the hair and run like a penguin towards a girl I work with
>stop directly behind her
>she turns and looks
>stand still like slenderman
>she seems confused as fuck, moves away
>I wait until everyone stops looking
>run back to the corner of the room
>leave 10 minutes after this
>>26610100
at least u boogeyed
post your dance animation
>Someone asks you to dance
>You do the Elaine Benes
>>26610527
ugghhh it hurts robo, the cringe, she burns.
>danced for the first time at a wedding 8 years ago
>my own mother laughed at me
>never danced again
>>26610527
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0msm8dMXK7g
>>26612446
Everyone says I'm a good dancer. I just do a shitty running man or do a half assed russian dance. Do these moves robots. The russian dance wears you out though. It's easier to do if your drunk.
>>26612486
Didn't mean to reply to you. Sorry bub.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBqlfKtqTgc
>put my hands in my pockets
>sway my hips side to side
>get complimented on my "dancing"
It literally doesn't matter what you do just do it with conviction
>>26612737
This, this, a thousand times this. Or you can dance like noodle from the Gorillaz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAOR6ib95kQ
>Someone asks you to dance
>Try to do John Travolta or Michael Jackson moves
>Everyone just laughs
>Laugh with them and play it up
>Everyone loves going dancing with you
