Everybody here is complaining about their small dicks.
Is there no sympathy for robots with crooked dicks?
>hear two female friends talk
>"You know how some guys have curved dicks? I was with one whose dick curved upwards. Where the fuck is that supposed to go? What am I suppoesed to do with that?"
Curved dicks are shamed just as much as amall dicks.
Curved dick bros in here!
A upward curved dick would be the best thing for woman. Your female friend must be retarded senpai.
>>26610389
>tfw upward dick
gonna need another opinion on this
>>26610089
FWIW, my last boyfriend had a curved dick and it made me cum like no other.
>>26610389
>>26610712
I think it would depend on the degree of the curve and the positions they were doing it in.
Don't listen to them. Your dick has great power. Fuck them on their side. You'll be hitting their g-spot, dude. They'll be moaning and squirming, yelling out that they've never had a cock like yours. A curved cock is a gift. I wish I had something more than my boring old straight cock.
>>26610712
A womans "gspot" is in the area the tip of a cruved dick would be pressing (even more so than a normal dick,) that's why you're supposed to do the "come here" motion with your fingers when fingering a girl. That girl is stupid, anon. Upward curved dick is normal. Left right and down however..
>>26610788
dunno, its just a slight curve, maybe 15 degrees difference from the base to the tip
>>26610855
>TFW down curved dick
By this logic, It's good for doggy style?
>tfw no banana dick BF
>>26610818
But my dick is not only upwards curved, but is also pointing up when erect.
Even if I will ever have sex, I won't be able to go doggy, which has been my greatest fantasy since I was 13.
I have an upard curved dick too senpai, 6x5.5
A-Am I good? D-Did I get good luck in gene lottery?
Curved dicks are actually better
Upwards curved dick hits all the best spots, and rubs against the g-spot
Sideways curved dicks are good too, as they actually stretch the vagina out more and make a cock feel thicker.
Don't know what the fuck is up with downward curved dicks though, probably not good.
Straight is nothing special.
So best would be a dick that bends upwards and slightly to the left or right.
>>26611341
>Don't know what the fuck is up with downward curved dicks though, probably not good.
OP here.
So my 6.75''x5.75'' upwards curved dick might actually be a blessing?
I was never worried about size, but the curve always made me feel self-conscious.
>>26610089
Who /left curve/ here?
>>26611568
It has all of the advantages and upward curved dick has when the woman is flipped over, eg. doggy style, reverse cowgirl
>>26612966
So basically downwards curvies get all the fun positions.
>>26612303
/Right curve/ here, I can relate to you in front of a mirror though. I didn't realise this was a thing that was looked down upon. Doesn't really matter anyway, it's not like I'm ever going to sleep with anyone.
>>26613467
>it's not like I'm ever going to sleep with anyone.
Iktf bruh
>>26611568
Doggy style, reverse cowgirl, etc. Lots of chicks loooooooooove doggy. You'll make them scream in the best possible way. ;)
>>26611867
As another upward curve, yeah, it freaked me out when I was a virgin. I actually remember one of my friends joking a long time ago about how you can't do anything with a curved dick. Luckily, he was an ass and wrong to boot. Thanks to him, though, I lost my virginity at 22. I maybe could have earlier, but I was so worried about it I just sabotaged any chances I might have had.
Well let me tell you, bro, chicks dig it. Any position where they face you is pretty much guaranteed to rock their world, if they can come from PIV alone. I actually love cowgirl, so I lucked out there. Watching them shake and shiver as they come from riding you is pretty damn gratifying.
So what I'm saying is, don't worry about it. It's a gift. I just wish someone had let me know earlier.
And also, depending on the curve, positions where the girl faces away from you can suuuuuuck. It can make BJ's a little more challenging, too.
Before anyone bitches about normies get out, pay attention to the little captcha box. Is this really a place for robots?
My dick curves sideways. Literally no benefit like curving upward
>thick, straight 7-inch cock
>female skype friends tell me it looks perfect and that they'd love to suck on it and fuck me
>still a virgin
Your dick doesn't matter if you're not getting any action anyways. If you finally get a girl to see it IRL, you're more than likely gonna fuck no matter what.
>7'' and curved left
>girls lay on their sides
>ram and hit that sweet spot
>>26613606
>And also, depending on the curve, positions where the girl faces away from you can suuuuuuck. It can make BJ's a little more challenging, too.
Damn, so I guess if the girl likes spooning or doggy, I'm fucked?
>So what I'm saying is, don't worry about it. It's a gift.
A gift I might never get to use anyways.
Good to know it's not a bad thing, but it won't help me get into the situation to use it. Knowing I have this gift won't make me more confident unfortunately.
>>26614065
Depends on you. Spooning is actually one of my favorites and works great. Doggy bends my cock though, and makes it a little uncomfortable.
>>26614227
But does spooning work for the girl too?
>>26610089
>Curved dicks are shamed just as much as amall dicks.
No, they aren't.
>>26614296
You mean, was it a magically orgasmic experience for her? :P The one girl I've been with who really liked it couldn't come from PIV, so I can't say. She had good access to her clit, though, so she enjoyed ti anyways.
>>26611341
Anon describes my dick as best dick
>>26616603
Hm, ok. I i get into that situation I will have to use my hands I guess.
