>tfw you just now realize you have a belly inflation fetish
>tfw you realize you wanna try it on yourself
>>26892076
300lb man found dead inside his pizza crust apartment with a home made vacuum bomb up his ass
>>26893292
>mfw I'm actually 5'5" 100lbs so I would look pregnant
>>26894439
are you a grill? it always seems like men are the ones that do that shit
I can't even score bottom of the barrel sluts.
People on here are like, "Oh just fuck a black chick"
or
"Fuck Asians they're easy"
I would fuck nearly anything with a vagina that is not a hamplanet.
And it's not even because I want the sex, no, to me it's just the first step to being loved.
That's what I really want, I just want to be loved.
Robots, tell me you love me, even if it's a blatant lie, tell me you love me..
>>26891770
>it's just the first step to being loved
you're doing it wrong dipshit
sex should be like the last step
maybe you'd have more luck with love if you didn't consider women sluts to be "scored"
>>26891770
i could do that
but telling you youre a fucking fag is more in the spirit of this cp sharing website
>>26891830
But women really are sluts to be scored, often voluntarily so.
>tfw guys don't like really short girls anymore
4'10" is suffering.
fuck you bitch you would laugh at my 5'7 ass and say im not tall enough
>tfw 6'7''
>you could blow me while I stand
Ayy lmao
I like most anything with a pussy
>this guy is now your best friend
How do you feel now?
protected, for one
>>26891097
I can finally be japanese.
>>26891097
He seems like a cool guy and a bro.
Kasparian or Sarkeesian?
>Sarkeesian
>Hot
Kasparian is qt, but she has a chad bf.
>>26889004
Kasparian in a bikini!
>>26889038
Who's her bf?
>>26889004
Are Armenians white?
Wow...this comment was not original.
The last episodes gave me too much feelings to bear
>>26888959
It's a little over-the-top but I haven't found anything else that really touches the robot lifestyle as closely as this.
Going to bump with some NHK clips in a sec
>>26888978
The similarity to r9k in this clip is pretty entertaining:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhQWYa_a5Nc
gave me an feeling so complicated
What does /r9k/ think of asexuality?
>>26888782
A rare few may legitimately be asexual, and have no sexual attraction to anyone, which is fine. But most who say they are are probably losers who can't get laid with either gender and are trying to save face.
>>26889171
This.
Most that say they're asexual have just given up. And they say this despite continually jerking themselves off and anonymously whining on forums about "tfw no gf".
>>26888782
Like dicks?
Like pussy?
Both?
Neither?
Cool, love what you love
How doth one begin to turn their life around as a 22 year old NEET?
I've got a decent amount of motivation lately I literally just don't know what to do.
Fix your diet, if need be (take small steps). Exercise more (take small steps, literally). If you need money, go to an employment office (or whatever they're called) and follow the procedures. You could also qualify for financial-assistance, if you're looking for a job. If you have the desire to study, go to a university or training-college.
Simple advice, but only works if you have motivation, which you said you do.
>>26888745
I'm already have the fitness and diet thing down. I've been going to an employment office but they don't really do anything. I would want to study but I'm scared of having another anxiety and depression breakdown again like I did the first time. I've applied for shitty jobs but never got call backs. And my resume is basically blank
>>26888641
If you want to work try to get into the IT branche.
Is this how you envisioned spending the majority of your adult life when you were a child?
>>26888075
Before 12-14 I was too dumb to think about it, after yes.
>>26888075
No, but it sure as hell was what I wanted up until now.
When I went to bed on my 16th birthday I thought everything will fall into place eventually.
I thought I'm going to be a grown-up like everybody else, naturally I will have a girlfriend, a job and all the other things going along with it.
Now I'm a 31yo virgin.
when did you first start having suicidal thoughts
I was in 6th grade special ed
I was in 4th grade. I vaguely remember being frustrated at a school assignment or something.
But I kept visualizing myself next to an empty road by a forest, cutting my own head off with an axe. I was so innocent back then.
>>26888035
wow your handwriting is shit
you really should kill yourself
>>26888035
That's rough. I never revealed my desire to anyone, to this day. Why were you so sad?
>mfw a 15yo girl keeps texting me to hang out
>f-fugh
>>26887873
Same. Some 14 year olf with purple hair wants my benis. not worth it though she isnt attractive enought to go to prison for
how did you get in this situation op
how old are you
are you a senior in hs?
where do you even meet these girls?
you must be attractive and started talking to them first on the internet right?
you must be a chad, because i have never had a girl text me instead of vice versa
Found this chick on normiebook
Your thoughts?
>>26887736
if only she had bled out like the stuck pig she is.
Everyone I knew that cut was a female. Everyone I knew that cut did not actually have depression.
Cutting is stupid.
What a fucking unbelievable attention whore. Ashame we don't have a government we can trust with the power to institutionalize people like this for life
Hey wagecuck, its me again.
Tired after a long hard day of work? Well, why wouldn't you be? You woke up at 6 this morning while I slept in until 11. The human body is supposed to get a full night's sleep you know, doing otherwise is just unhealthy. You wouldn't want to be unhealthy, right? Well, you don't have a choice. Mr. Shekelstein wants you up bright and early. So pound down that caffeine and get workin! I need somebody to pay my neetbux.
I worked on my book today. Its called Waypoint, and its about a space station in between the andromeda...
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>>26887369
NEETs got btfo yesterday that was hilarious, some one archived that right?
Hahah enjoy your small room
>>26887403
BTFO? Me? Its never happened. Wageslaves can try as they like, but they can't take away the love of my parents and my neetbux from the gubberment.
My room is actually the basement of my parents house, and its quite large. I have my PC down here, my TV with DISH network, the old couches in addition to my computer chair, and plenty more posters on the walls. Its quite comfy.
>waking up at 11
>not rising in tune with the very heavens like a noble, enlightened wagelord
what a subhuman cuck
When Chad does it it's cute.
When we do it it's creepy.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26886982
Still shilling for the 3d relationship meme
Wake the fuck up. That slut is not worth your time and money
He's a manlet though so I'm better than him.tfw no gf
>>26886982
>4th world shithole
>Chads
Not even normies at best lmao.
>guy asks for number
>give it to him
>he never text / calls
Why do guys do this?
>>26886641
>ask a girl for her number
>wait a day or two
>they never text back
Why do girls do this?
You must have been apart of one of those youtube female social experiment videos
>>26886769
Because they weren't interested and didn't want to awkwardly refuse to give you their number.
Would you prefer a girl to reject, and potentially embarrass, you on the spot? Just don't assume because a girl gave you her number she's interested.