>have a gf
>she is fine with me being a lazy NEET and is happy pulling both of our weights
>is completely transparent, lets me use her phone, skype, facebook etc whenever
What the hell is the catch robots? Is she cheating on me at work?
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Mine is the same way. I hope it's not some sick prank.
>>27116117
>>27115855
My relationship is the same. I'm working when I am at work that's what your girl is doing.
>>27115855
The trick is that she'll simply stop loving you somewhere down the road.
Keep you finances separate, nigga. That's all I'm sayin.
Do you believe in ghost or the supernatural /r9k/? What is your vision of the afterlife? Do you have one?
>>27115798
Only in evil paranormal entities. I'm convinced there are no good ones. But I'm also almost convinced there are at least bad ones at the highest levels to make the universe this shit.
>>27115798
Yes I do, and I picture the afterlife as a long super lucid dream.
>>27116032
Idk even know anymore. Derealization disorder has mad eme think nothing is real.
What would you be willing to do in exchange for a beautiful girlfriend?
Work out
Get a job
Have confidence
But there is no guarantee so there is no point in trying.
>>27115709
absolutely nothing at all.
I'd do her
origigami
I'm 5'6 and 191 lbs
Am I fat or nah?
Yes. For perspective, I am 6'4" and 180 lbs.
I'm 5'7'' 141 lbs and I have a disgusting belly.
So I'd say yeah, unless you're really muscular.
It's honestly not that fat , pretty normal if in USA
How do I move to the usa?
My country is overrun by refugees
dig under the border you fucking mexican
come to cali and live a comfy life as a beach hobo. who knows, maybe something will happen
>>27115435
Can I live with you anon?
Type out your best impressions of a black guy speaking and I'll tell you if it's accurate.
> credentials: I'm black
>>27115070
ay senpai you gon come with today? shits lit (add a relevant remoji)
>>27115070
MUFUCKAS NEVALOVED USI'm black too
>>27115070
Ogga booga I finna muh dick shiet nigga
FUCK I just matched with a qt on Tinder for the first time
What do I say? Dubs decides
>>27114991
it's a bot or a match collector
orginal bots
>>27114991
fuck, she's a 10/10
fuck you
>>27114991
msg her Dr. Lexi, I'm Anon
I'm sorry, but I can't keep up the pretense anymore. Being NEET fucking sucks. It was fun at first, the first few days, weeks, even months were awesome. But after the novelty wore off I was left with an empty void gnawing at my soul. My life has turned to shit and stayed shit, and there is nothing I can do to fix it. I sold my dignity to the doctors in exchange for NEETbux, I'm trapped in this life now forever with suicide as the only escape. The Wagies won, life as a leech isn't any life at all
>>27114984
Thislifestyle isn't meant for some. You belong under the eye of Mr.Shekelstein.
>>27115384
Just wondering how you make the time between composing your 4 symphonies and learning 5 languages to patrol the board, constantly doling out damage control?
Failed normcuck or false flag desu.
>mom wants me to see a priest to talk about my porn addiction
Beta uprising when?
kek maybe that would be a good idea anon desu
what did she walk in on you fapping to?
Yea ya degenerate what was it
>My senior prom started 30 minutes ago(im 18)
>Im at home on /r9k/, listening to Joe Rogan podcast and trolling LoL with Anivia walls
Gunna spend all day tomorrow lurking normie book and feeling left out
Should I just kill myself?
>>27114919
Ayyy
Young Obama is feeling the Bern
>my school was on the verge of getting rid of prom once and for all
>all the chads and stacies rallied to keep prom
>they kept it
Yes, it may be time to go. You can put the pain of this life behind you and be at peace forever.
Why is my dick curved to the side?
>>27114621
Don't worry mane, it's curved upwards too.
My dick is curved also, it doesn't matter, most people wieners look wierd or have a kink.
As for why, I don't know.
That is one disgusting dry dickhead
>>27114621
You should be grateful. That's a very very VERY small curve. I have personally had almost 90 degree curve and have had surgery multiple times.
Don't bitch about that curve.
Would robots want to live in a society where the gender roles are reversed?
yes, we would
Yes because then I'd be able to have sex whenever I wanted without paying for it.
>>27114573
Not actually having to ask a girl out?? That would be awesome, i would actually have a possibility to not dying alone.
So I am going to kill myself next friday.
I planed a balloon flight and will jump.
Did this cause it is higher than jumping from a bridge so I hope the chances of dying are higher. I plan on jumping when we are over some field. Afraid of jumping where the ground is not flat (trees, laterns, etc.) cause I think landing in a tree will minimize the chances of dying or will make you suffer more. I will try to land on my head of course.
Anything else I didn't think of that you can recommend to make it successfull and quick?
>>27114530
Make sure to jump from the balloon
>>27114530
land in your head
Obvious Captain Obvious is obvious.
Anything else?
Where were you when Eggman was framed for shooting up a school?
I was here.
>>27114452
I was giving reports to CNN about it
Why did you take a picture of the 4chan post instead of just saving the file? Noob.
>>27114504
and telling everyone on twitter he was a tranny
Made this on /b/ but not enough bumps there to keep the thread going for more than a few replies
>be me 14
>family moves into homeless shelter
>know that people would never stop fucking with me if they found out
>keep it secret
>make shit up and dodge whenever people ask questions with revelatory answers
>"don't you shower anon?" "Why do you wear the same jacket...
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>>27114304
You caught my attention with busch gardens.... Hoping you are a florida fag and not virginia.
>>27114575
I'd kill myself if it was Virginia senpai
Go on OP, bumping for interest