Type out your best impressions of a black guy speaking and I'll tell you if it's accurate.
> credentials: I'm black
>>27115070
ay senpai you gon come with today? shits lit (add a relevant remoji)
>>27115070
MUFUCKAS NEVALOVED USI'm black too
>>27115070
Ogga booga I finna muh dick shiet nigga
Type out your best impressions of a black guy speaking and I'll tell you if it's accurate.
muh fuggin bix nood dem gubment programs n shieeet need mo money fo dem programs fo da chuuch
>>27115070
give me the bike or i'll kill you
>>27115103
Tipe out yo bess imperessions of a real nigguh talkin and I'll letchyu know if it be akurrat
Know wa ahm sayin'
>>27115091
almost, family. but we don't say "come with."
7/10
>>27115100
>>27115110
random/10
nah nah, you fuckin crazy nigga. I ain't doin that shit. fuck outta here. you stupid, you wanna get popped?
>>27115129
akurrat should be 'aight
>>27115070
Fuck outta here, clown ass nigga
Dis nigga here be votin for Trump? You gotta go with dem'crats they be handin out mo' betta gibs me dats!
>>27115070
How can niggers speak like a white person in one sentence and then adopt the ghetto nigger speak/accent in the next?
>>27115162
No, no.
I'm doing that black guy who got a scholarship for having an IQ of 105 and is now studying political science so they feel like they have to try and use big words like those intelligent whites do but they just can't quite make it.
>>27115199
It's called code-switching. I'm white and even i can speak in ebonics. I can also speak like a guy out of the 50s. Stop being so boring
>>27115070
Black girls are ugly as fuck and white women are goddesses im black.
>>27115195
You're not using "be" in the right places, you just know blacks use "be" but you're just sticking it anywhere.
>>27115199
Code-switching to help whites feel comfortable. MY NIGGGGGUH
AY YO HOL UP
*licks lips*
SO U SAYIN DAT
*rubs hands*
WE WUZ
*sips drank*
AIT SO U SAYIN
*steals shoes*
DAT WE WUZ
*assaults white person*
KAAAANGZ?
>>27115195
>tfw black and mother told me I better vote for democrats like bernie sanders or hilary
>tried to tell her that democrats have not done anything for blacks and black employment is worse since Obama entered office
>tred to tell her that the KKK started as democrats
>tried to tell her that Trump disavowed the KKK thing multiple times already and there was no real "endorsement", it was just one guy who was involved with it
Why are my parents so fucking stupid?
>>27115277
So niggers actually choose to talk like niggers?
ay anon we finna roll out, those niggas come thru here i'll bust they head nigga
>>27115330
It's like being bilingual. Some people are fluent at both with no accent, others have a slight accent to give it away, some only know how to talk one way. I can sound like someone from the valley or I can throw a few senpaitachi and aights in my sentences. It's whatever.
>>27115193
breddy gud, do a longer sentence.
>>27115359
nice, you meant imma not I'll
What's up b? Ay check this shit rq, I was fuckin round after class and man's from the otha day come up tryna tell me to come thru his joint tonite, sayin it's hella hoes n shit feel?
Buddy forgot he dun tried me too damn much for me to dap his ole face ass up.
Man's prolly eat out bih that wipe back to front
Fuccboi
Fuck his Klondike bar brick head ass
Hello sir, my name is Demarcus. I'm here today to ask you about our fantastic sale on life insurance. OH SHIT NIGGA WTF IS THAT?! LOOK LIKE A FURRY DEMON!
>>27115474
> fuck his Klondike bar brick head ass
kek
>>27115070
Finna come thru the joint wit the drank
>>27115547
its called the spot, not the joint.
>>27115587
damn, bruh...
finna come thru the spot wit the feels
I don't need you to grade my impression yo. I grew up in Baltimore. I've literally (no BS) been told by a dope (heroin) dealer that he spends his money on "drugs, alcohol, and fried chicken" Gotta love ghetto black people, messed up, but fun as hell.
>>27115199
>speak like a white person
>>27115070
For shizzle.
>>27115623
there u go family
>>27115070
Everywhere I go I must rape
why is it that instead of saying bye or see you or later or whatever, black people just say "alright" when they're leaving?
>>27115070
Foh I don't gotta prove shit to you.
>>27115474
>brick head ass
Dmn, this nigga is truly crafted in arts alien to these providences
>>27115193
>>27115406
Ayy sup bruh, you catch that new Future joint? Shit was fucking whack
>>27115070
Man, blacks are the future.
I see y'all spittin some real shit about the "eternal Anglo", but heh, news flash.
It's BLACKS. We are that which is eternal.
Don't believe me?
Heh, well...
Who out performs every other race in athletics?
Thats right. Blacks.
Who did all the hard work when y'all soft pasty asses did nothing but both and complain about how y'all tea was done poorly?
That's right. Blacks.
Who is it that ruled Egypt?
That's right. Blacks.
Who is it that mankind originates from?
That's right. Blacks.
Who is it that serves the most in the US military?
That's right. Blacks.
Who is it that makes the best entertainment in the US?
That's right. Blacks.
Who is it that's making the greatest leaps and bounds in the field of academics?
That's right. Blacks.
Who is it that bold enough to fight for their rights?
That's right. Blacks.
Who is it that built this country?
That's right. Blacks.
Who is it that's most likely to stand up and fight against the Muslim hordes?
That's right. Mother-fucking BLACKS.
Y'all pasty ass, soft skinned mother-fuckers are too scared to do shit. Cuz y'all are a bunch of PUSSIES!
Man, I could go on ALL day, but nah. I ain't going to. Y'all ain't worth it, HA HAH!
Just face it. Y'all are beat, and are scared to admit it.
Black is BEAUTIFUL.
Black is ETERNAL.
LONG LIVE THE BLACK RACE!
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!!
>>27115070
hello, I am an african american male
>>27116321
gimmie yo wallet*
lls my nigga wyd??
mitochondrial eve was actually a black woman from the area now known as the DRC, and she had divine godlike powers
every other race, especially whites, are just a mutation off that original black goddess, you are all imperfect mutations and black women are the originator
aliens visited earth and gave blacks in egypt the technology needed to construct the pyramids, the pyramids are actually sigils to attract the attention of the aliens once they visit again to rapture all the black men and womyn and take them to their homeworld full of humanoid aliens with divine powers similar to that of mitochondrial eve
the cumskins will be left below on earth and the pyramids will be destroyed, causing an EMP blast that will knock out every electrical grid on earth and causing satellites to fall from orbit
Ok here we go. Ahem!!
>U Don't Have To RESPECT A Person...What We NOT Gone Do Is...Use The Word DISRESPECT...Where My MRS REAL & LOYALTY At??? BECAUSE I Can't Accept BETRAYER...(I'M NOT TRIPPIN)...Because I Know Where I Stand With SELF. As Long As U Happy...I'M HAPPY. SHOUT OUT TO MY REAL & LOYALTY PERSON...E/$.
>On Lyl Tyrone...Im not Trippin. because im get tha last laugh when this shyt ovea wit. U can believe tht. Mf kept on Tlkn crazy and handlin a Real Nygga. Gone head and have all tha Mf funny yall want ya hear me. Guess wat Woman and Man, Mines not gettin longer its gettin shorter erry Second, Min, Hr, etc...Lol play wit.
