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FUCK I just matched with a qt on Tinder for the first time What
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FUCK I just matched with a qt on Tinder for the first time

What do I say? Dubs decides
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>>27114991

it's a bot or a match collector

orginal bots
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>>27114991
fuck, she's a 10/10
fuck you
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>>27114991
msg her Dr. Lexi, I'm Anon
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>>27114991
you might as well let us roll for replies because it's probably a bot. other option is to just ask 'her' out and hope you actually got lucky.
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>>27114991
say:
>do you have a big dick
this the only correct opener
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>>27115038
This is what you should do and hence I'm rolling for it.
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>>27115052
>>27115007
She's real, tinder says that we have mutual friends on normiebook.
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ask her if you can smell her hair
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100% chance she misclicked the like button
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>>27114991
"hi" would suffice mane
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Tell her "Hi, I'm anon, and I'm a FUCKING NORMIE who is going to FUCK OFF FROM R9K RIGHT FUCKING NOW"
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Say "I'm the man of your dreams, now let me give you the ol' lickaroo".
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>>27114991
nice eyebrows lmao
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>>27114991
greetings beautiful
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>>27115211
winrar?
hopefully, this would be funny
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Send dick pic
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>>27114991
I need to know...
-She writes "what"
you say "are you as cute as you look in your pictures?"
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>>27117666
Thanks, will definitely be using this one.

Nice trips too
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>>27118102
post results bro
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>>27117666
oooo satanic trips ahhh
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>>27114991
"Wanna fuck?"
I mean "wow nice comment very original"
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