Hey robots, how often do you guys poop? I'm asking because my entire life I've only felt the urge to defecate about once every two weeks regardless of diet or exercise and I'm considering getting it checked out. I never feel constipated or backed up, but when I hear people talking about needing to shit their dinner out 30 minutes after eating I can't but feel that they're lying. Who the fuck digests food that fast?
well i used to shit once a week but now its once every morning, i dont remember what i did to get it back to normal it was a long time ago
have fun with your butt cancer
eat some fibre for godsake
you ever tried prune juice?
>tfw no trap gf to bounce her ass on my glistening cock as her similarly glistening cock bounces in unison
>>27129633
Have you ever made love to a transgender woman? does the ochinchin really bounce like that?
>>27129633
Rumor is she's dead
>>27129694
What's an ochinchin
And yes? Yours would bounce like that too if you did the same motions
Her tits look like shit tho
>be me
>asshole
>isolate myself
>stop replying to friends
>stop leaving the house
>tfw everyone moved on without me and it's all my fault
Is it even possible to make new friends in your 20s?
The other day, I was sitting on my front steps with my three good friends. It was the first warm day of the year. I don't remember what we were talking about, but it must have been funny because we were laughing for what felt like three solid minutes.
And then I woke up. My shock that none of it was real was followed immediately by disappointment and I felt empty for the rest of the week. My blanket was soaked in cold sweat. The suns rays felt so real on my face.
all my "friends" forgot about me.
Got no happy birthdays or anything for the holidays and such. Still have my old friends on normie book and see them all hanging out with eachother having a great time while I sit in my room in the darkness at 3pm because I blacked it out and sit here and rot.
Friends are such a hassle...
I don't even have anyone online to talk to, let alone females. The few times I've tried, they ghosted me without indication of why, except one who said I was too nice and normie...
Will joining the military make me a normie
Definitely not, in a way it's the most beta thing you could possibly do, if you're doing it for the same reason most people do it. (because it's the only reliable way you can think of to get cash)
If you're doing it to protect your country, though, then yeah, it's the most normie gesture of all - defending a shitty government because you think it will somehow make some random people you've never even met safer.
Don't do it: after you get out (if you survive you'll) still be an outcast and you'll become another homeless vet.
>>27129058
Not at all. Getting paid to murder people is a pretty robotic thing to do
It might make you more Chad-like tho
>Live near a bunch of houses with kids
>For some fucking reason this kid got a hold of pump airhorn
>literally blasting it every 5 min for a good 3 hours
>scream "fuck" after not being able to sleep
>go outside
>yell "You need to fucking stop"
>Kid was by some adults
>adults start claiming it's not their...
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A grown man screaming at a poor child who just wanted to have fun. Oh yes a fine "accomplishment" there anon
get an airsoft gun and shoot him in the head from the comfort of your bedroom next time he does it
>>27128919
i was thinking about walking up to him earlier and just going "hey cool airhorn can i see it?" and when he gives it to me I go "Thanks come see me monday after you get off school to get it back" and just walk away but im not that suave in real life so i ended up screaming
why dont u lift robot?
i do lift
helps with anxiety
>>27128663
if it was that easy to get over then you never had anxiety in the first place.
>>27128696
He obviously stated that it "helped" with anxiety, not that it cured it.
any italian robot?
ciao amico
The Italians don't make robots
Tell me about your funny curse word terms that all involve some form of dick and/or balls
And funny names for things you have like Putanesca
>>27129396
there are a lot of italian robots, you just can't see them anywhere. living with parents it's normal and outside is the worst chadfest you'll ever find so italy got class A basement dwellers
r9K has to be the dumbest cucks going wanting a candidate that will make your lives worse just because he offends brown people
I hope your clown candidate takes away your food stamps and autism buck and forces you all to work menial labor for a dollar a hour
>>27128526
I hope you learn when to use "a" and when to use "an"
t. Rafael "El Rato" Cruz
>>27128526
Why do american's vote against there better interest for corporate elite? meanwhile in the civilized world I get payed to go to college and talk to cute girl
Go outside, fag
STOP IT
STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>you have an endless number of ways to feel alive
Can't afford to skydive, don't want to hug a jew, try and fail to get laid all the damn time, the landscape's nice I'll give you that one, I don't want to go to a concert in some sort of post-apocalyptic smogland, and it's too cold for the waterslide
>trillions of reasons to never be bored
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>There are so many ways you can be fufilled
>But the ones i don't personally approve of should be shamed get a life nerd ugh
Porn, videogames and the internet are awesome. If this what you enjoy, why feel ashamed?
>skype with Mom
>"soooo do you have any girlfriends?"
>No, mom.
>"what about any girls at work?"
>there are no girls at work
>"how about any british girls?"
>No mom
>"why don't you find a girlfriend"
why don't you have a girlfriend, robots?
Because girlfriend= expensive prostitute + ready to cuck you for chad
Thailand and Japan Soaplands, German FKK clubs, Costa Rican escorts, they are all better then girlfriend.
I'm average looking at best. Zero self-confidence, self-loathing. No friends and don't know any women. I'm emotionally disabled. Plus I'm not actively trying, I'm pretty sure girls aren't into me.
>>27128226
I am an unattractive and overall repulsive person,anon.
>tfw burned out on media, video games, internet
>depression and boredom through the roof
>crying myself to sleep every night
>praying not to wake up next shitty morning
>hoping for ww3 and financial collapse
>still waiting still suffering
>emotional pain is slowly devouring me from the inside
JUST...MAKE IT STOP
>>27127952
Don't worry OP, some shit will happen. we will have our war,
Get a job, then you'll have money to do things and won't be bores anymore
>>27128038
i wish...i really wish this was true....but every time i tried my depression skyrocketed...so i went back to neet.
There's no escape...
Which board is composed of worse people
/r9k/ or /cgl/?
neither
the bad people (normies) go on /soc/ and /b/
/adv/ is the worst, full of young people who usually try to push their ego with helping people. Most of the time the advice is horrible, you rarely get an answer which actually helps you.
>>27128048
/soc/ literally has slut threads where women talk about how they've fucked dozens of men.
Ask a guy sitting on a crane at midnight anything
The construction building was only 6 stories high, apparently you need at least 7 to guarantee death
Pretty sure if you go head first you could kill yourself.
>>27127695
who is your favorite 2hu
>>27127695
>was only 6 stories high, apparently you need at least 7 to guarantee death
Nah, you can survive a terminal velocity fall so there isn't actually any height that's a "guarantee death."
>tfw don't know if I am hot or not
>tfw turn qt's heads on the street
>tfw they never insult me or smile at me
>tfw called both ugly and hot by friends
>tfw complimented on aesthetics but look shit in photos
What's the verdict /r9k/? Pic very much related.
>>27127664
shameless self bump
original comment bloxbloxblox
Can't say. Bumping for other anons to answer.
>>27127664
You look pretty green, dude.
>tfw got molested when I was 7 years old
>tfw been a bed wetter ever since
>tfw 22 and that is my only sexual experience
>>27126871
SMELLY DUMB NORMIE SCUM. GET OUT
>>27126871
I was the guy who did it. Sorry. The wife was in LA.
>>27126964
Awww shit nigga
*high fives*