Go outside, fag
STOP IT
STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>you have an endless number of ways to feel alive
Can't afford to skydive, don't want to hug a jew, try and fail to get laid all the damn time, the landscape's nice I'll give you that one, I don't want to go to a concert in some sort of post-apocalyptic smogland, and it's too cold for the waterslide
>trillions of reasons to never be bored
I could definitely eat a burger right now, but unlimited access to entertainment creates an expectation of constant stimulation which has led to my inability to truly be satisfied with an of my options.
>an "infinity" of beautiful things to create
I lack the skill to create, and the time to cultivate that skill
>and things to behold!
Fair enough.
>and all these people to play along with
Many of which are pickpockets, loud assholes, and dull-witted farmers. YIPPEEE!!!!
Pornography is awesome.
>There are so many ways you can be fufilled
>But the ones i don't personally approve of should be shamed get a life nerd ugh
Porn, videogames and the internet are awesome. If this what you enjoy, why feel ashamed?
>>27128669
Because that's ALL you do, nerd. You have but one life, and spends it 16 hours a day here.
And then you wonder why are you so sad all the time.
You do all of that shit on PC senpai are you retarded? Music, movies, reading, drawing, meeting people etc. What, I'm gonna watch youtube outside? I'm gonna meet an african kid in my 98% white town? I'm gonna drive 1000 miles to go climb a fuckin mountain when I can do the exact same thing in a game from the comfort of my home? NO.
>>27128304
>skydiving
Takes 200+ dollars
>getting hugged by soccer players
Takes transportation to a location where soccer is prevalent, social investment with team, physical investment of becoming good enough to achieve hug-worthy victory.
Also the reward is just being grappled by swarthy men, I don't want this.
>kissing female
high-level physical upkeep of own body required
at least half dozen close personal friends required
socialization upkeep of at least four hours weekly required
monetary investment in female required
socialization with female 100+ combined hours and 2+ hours weekly required
>looking over vista of island nation
Travel costs to small island nation during their peak travel season from looks of clear blue sun and sky
>attending smoggy rock concert
Anywhere from 40-500 $ for ticket, only fun if band you enjoy is playing, will be chastised for solitary attendance
>water park
It's fucking March, also ticket to waterpark costs 90$
>curing boredom with burger
Burger carcinogenic, obesity will prevent most other options on list such as friends, lovers, extreme sports
>listening to Beatles
Most songs have negative connotation due to high usage in advertising, not strictly very good.
>The Wizard of Oz
Most people past the age of six have watched this movie multiple times and can no longer derive joy from it.
>a pacific islander child with headphones
What am I supposed to do with him> am I supposed to entertain myself just by wearing headphones? Very bad suggestion.
>reading a book
Books seem to have one of the greatest variances in quality, the most readily accessible books are garbage.
>watching a ten year old viral video
this is free and can be done anywhere, I just don't want to because I don't find it very funny.
>>27128304
>create graffiti mural
either illegal or I have to invest months and hundreds of dollars in supplies building portfolio, then invest more months applying to hundreds of companies, then find employer and have to make many creative concessions, eventually just painting a wacky fellow drinking an espresso with the word "yum" in colorful graffiti font behind him, feel like a whore
>birth human into world
Spend rest of life responsible for individual's miseries and troubles, if ugly create ugly baby, if mentally unfit, create mentally unfit person. Responsible for child's affect on world as well, such as their personal crimes and treatment of others.
>posing in desert
Requires transport to desert, regular physical upkeep of body to be aesthetic model, social connections to photographers
>create wire sculpture of woman
Requires design classes to study methods to construct cohesively sound sculptures, very large space to create and store sculpture, patron to display or purchase sculpture
>DJ for youths
You need to network with people in the musical scene for upwards of years, purchase hundreds of dollars worth of music to sample from and play with, study music, conform to whatever taste is most prevalent at time, and may end up with drug addiction or venereal disease
>draw asian woman on map
The reason this is cool is the artist's originality- combining the exactitude and neutrality of a map with the organic and emotional subject of portraiture. If I do exactly that I'm an asshole.
>go stare at fresco paintings
Requires transport to European nation, either Italy or somewhere that culturally looked up to Italians during period of renaissance
>go stare at dog
Requires upkeep of dog, upkeep of social relationship with person who has dog, or acting in socially malign fashion e.g. wasting a pet store clerk's time or making a pet owner feel unnerved, also dog will stop eliciting as much emotional reaction once aged.
>>27128304
>go stare at expensive sports car
People who buy themselves cars like this are people who believe they deserve half million dollar treats. These people are usually not very nice and get rather upset when they see people of a lower economic bracket eyeing up their nice things.
>stare into eyes
Considerable social investment, staring into own eyes you've seen before in mirror, or making someone deeply uncomfortable and possibly being arrested.
>go stare at sunset at beach
transportation costs to go to beach
>what appears to be computer generated image of rippling
I cannot physically go and behold that.
>an old man of likely South American descent
We would likely have no common ground, and I would likely have to travel to meet him.
>A woman of what is most likely Asian and Caucasian mixed race
Road to friendship would require joining of some sort of organization, successfully introducing self, finding connections to banter about, and years of effort to both seem cooly aloof and normal but still interested
>someone else's children
I am not going to approach random children I do not know, I don't want to be jailed.
>an old Asian man working a factory job
He is trying to work, disturbing him would be very rude.
>possibly tribal or western yet naked children
I either transport to a location where children wear nothing, or I approach this semi-naked children in their home. If they are tribal, they have no ability to speak with me, if they are in their home unclad, I will be reported and arrested.
Fuck you, all your suggestions are terrible.
>>27129243
>>27129085
>>27128815
Was it fun coming up with all that
cause it sure was fun reading it
>>27129426
It was fun.
I like thinking about some autist or space alien going about goofy normies memes super literally.
Hypothetical exercises are fun as fuck, and I wish the board had as many as we once did.
Yesterday I went scuba diving to a wreck at 100 ft as part of my advanced diving course. Sometime next week I'm going go sky diving whenever I don't have appointments. I don't even make much money and I still hang around in my room most of the time.
>>27128304
>7 billion crazy characters to play along with
And yet none of them wants to play with you
>>27129860
>scuba and sky diving that close
What? I thought that shit would explode your eyeballs.
>>27128304
>Go outside, fag
>he typed, on the internet, on 4chan, on /r9k/
..
>Live in Miami
>Still can't find anything to do
I just don't know anymore.
>>27130247
I actually should probably double check that. I'm pretty sure you only have to worry if it's within two days. Because that's what it is for flying.. But it certainly could be different for being outside the damn plane.
>>27128304
Character creation sucks, no options all randomized.
PvP is unbalanced.
1 life lol.
Boring quests
These things only apply to Chad.
>>27130324
>walk to space miami
>sayflorida technoat the door
you're welcome
>>27130402
>Clubbing
Thanks, but not the place for me.
>>27130402
Wait actually how much are the drinks there?
>>27128304
This is such a dumb post.
None of this things even make you happy, like for real. I did majority of those things and they don't give any joy.
7 billion characters to play along with, until you realize they only care about themselves, are egoistical, wear make up, beat other people, abuse other people. I always laugh when I hear about children dying, because I remember no one is innocent, especially children.
>Go outside and have alot of money to do fun stuff, fag
ftfy
>>27130432
well at least now you can't say there wasn't anything to docan always go the nude side of Haulover and stare at bare naked qt3.14s
>>27130465
idk, I've only been to Florida a handful of times
>>27128304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2I66dHbSRA
Lets play my favorite game.
>>27129966
>Hes asked all 7 billion if they want to play with him
nope, none of that applies here in the middle of the fucking desert with only cactus and dirt everyone, no go fuck yourself OP
>>27130324
>live in Britain
>literally fucking nothing to do ever
I don't like Football or Rugby so I'm pretty much fucked here. I don't know either.
What is the place in he lower left "feel alive" section? Looks cool.
>>27131053
Might be Dubai. Normal people with community college debt and baby moms can't afford a trip to Dubai.
>go outside
>it's full of assholes, like at least 95% of them
>the other 5% is people pretending not to be assholes to rip you off
>try to do things with them
>they're boring as shit, just different forms of escapism, like everything we humans ever do to forget our miserable lives
>might as well just fucking go back to my room and indulge in forms of escapism that I actually enjoy and don't require other assholes
Normal niggers need to get out already.
lol @ the rampant defensiveness over remaining miserable. I get that OP is condescending and idealistic but like fuck come on
You need money to do all those
>>27128304
Where's the wageslavery part of it? Where's the brutal reality part where your house gets broken into? And the parts where you get cancer and suffer in excrutiating pain? What about the part about how at least half of those "7 billion crazy characters" would happily fucking rob and kill you if it would better their situation?
The world is a playground for well-off normies who have never seen the bad side of things.
>>27130696
the same can be said about the bum fuck tundra city of Cleveland where I'm from
What the hell is with this stigma of hating on beta loners?
If I enjoy sitting in my room all day watching anime, playing video games and fapping to loli, then who the hell are you to judge me for how I find enjoyment in my life?
Fuck off you normie cunt.
>>27128304
I did go outside today, it was shit.
>>27132716
If you enjoy it so much, why are you so sad? Why are you so depressed? Why do you cry yourself to sleep at night?
>>27132978
Because.... B-because....
Damn it you've caught me.
How did you know I was depressed and cry myself to sleep every night? ;_;
Anyway I think it's because I realize that I completely wasted my youth addicted to this fucking computer screen and now that it's too late for me to experience my youth I'm trying to desperately distract myself from thinking about it by doing escapist activities like vidya and anime. But even those two things can't fill the depressive void that is inside of me. Nothing can.
>>27133133
Who hurt you, anon? Who?
Try working for a living and see if you have time to do any of that "fun" shit. That's for rich trust fund kids and college faggots. I got bills to pay, I have to work to fucking live on this planet or I starve to death.
I really want to go outside but nothing to do and cant drive.... that kinda rhymes
>>27128304
I go outside everyday. And it sucks. I go to therapy and it doesnt work. Life doesn't want you to succeed. Your friends dont want you to succeed. Once you're out of the system you are fucked for good. People will forget about you in a matter of seconds. They will use you to polish their egos if you allow it. People dont get wiser when they're older they just get more demanding. There is no valid reason to keep trying. The world isn't actually a nice place, it is in fact out to get you.
Life is just no fun if you dont love life itself.
>>27134396
Why not make a farm and pretend you're playing harvest moon?
>>27128304
>le just go le outside
I have a dead end job and am left with 70 euro every month after paying bills, how the fuck am i supposed to just be myself and go outside?
>>27133133
> tfw all you've done your entire life is vidya and anime
> the two things you love the most just aren't enough anymore, as if you're developed resistance to an illegal drug
This is fucking horrible.
Fapping feels better than all that shit desu.
I marked out the ones that are normalfag-only
So I guess I can go outside and eat a burger alone, listen to some music on top of a mountain while being bitten by bugs, watch a movie, and go to a waterpark that probably has an anti-pedophile rule barring single males.
Outside doesn't sound all that great
>>27130506
This nigga understands
Most things that are worthwhile to do will cost you a certain amount, and unless you live near some nice scenery like a forest or hillsides that you can appreciate, its not going to be free. And even if you did go to those, its something you see regularly so it loses its charm and just becomes another place.
Don't forget how weird and creepy it is to just talk to a stranger, even if you were to talk to someone waiting in line next to you at a coffee shop, at best they'd ignore you or worst make a scene.
>>27133133
>wasted my youth
How old are you?
>>27130324
>Live in NYC. Nothing to do :(
