What are we listenin' to robots, and how are we doing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGZy7wPgQWw
>>27201524
Wow, tough. Must suck getting no (You)'s when these these usually hit the post limit. What up, OP?
I'm not going to listen to your song, and neither are 90% of the people itt if it takes off btw.
I'm listening to Piper At The Gates of Dawn, whatever song comes before Interstellar Overdrive is on right now. Contemplating nothing in particular, may reply to my post-oneitis in a bit. I woke up not feeling anything today, maybe I'll be able to cry later or something hopefully idk. And...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRQcDAW_Wb8
this weird fucking gook shit speaking dumb shit ruining my vibes
wish there was an instrumental of this
>>27201524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hefh9dFnChY
loving that madlib instrumental op
Anyone else infatuated with girls from 4chan?
I want necrofag to molest my dead body tbqh
Most of you idiots are.
That's why they post here.
>>27201357
Instead of asking questions to which you already know the answer, you should post more tits.
describe what goes through your head when you see this picture in one sentence.
I thought of the word "cheese" for some reason. I don't even eat cheese.
>>27201339
>in one sentence
Oops. Let me fix it.
I thought of the word "cheese for some reason, but I don't even eat cheese.
Sorry for the mistake.
>Fucking bimbo. That's what I think
Who /buddhist/
8fold path as best I can man
>>27201344
Good luck on your journey fellow buddhistbot
>>27201281
Why?
Why not just follow your own philosophy? Why adhere to any kind of rigid way of life and thinking?
>tfw will never be able to figuratively and literally sweep a woman off her feet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNd2OIO6BLg
i've actually done this
my ex didn't believe i could, but i don't think she understood that someone that could squat 450 a while ago can prolly lift 120 pounds
I'm DYEL as fuck and I can do this with ease
Jesus christ how weak are you
>>27201273
Asian guy sweeping White girl off her feet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FosM2j4hPQk
How come this 11 year old girl can start a YouTube channel with good production values and you can't /r9k/?
it's baloon time lads.
>>27200774
because you are a man living in a man's world and not a fuck doll toy used by men. The girl is pretty and men love her because of that. She is like a toy to them.
>Destiny
Game kinda sucks.
What is objectively wrong with normies?
nothing. there's something wrong with me, which is why i can't integrate with the normalfags and why i resent them
EverythingFUCKING NORMIE GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
I am both a normie and total fucking loser neet faggot.
OK Robots, you're in a supermarket and see a girl and you HAVE to hit on her (you're cursed to die unless you do this or something) no joking, what would you say?
>Feel free to ignore me but I literally have to say something to your or I'll die. It's a curse or some bullshit. I'll leave you alone now, thanks for allowing me to live.
>>27200213
"Hi someone cursed me to die unless I ask you out"
>>27200213
I say nothing.
At the risk of sounding like a middle-aged woman, why is red wine so perfect for getting drunk?
It's not
vodka is best
Too much wine can make you sick or give you a hangover
Vodka is fine from breakfast to dinner, feelin' fine the next day
Beer is best.
>>27200196
>At the risk of sounding like a middle-aged woman
no risk, it's a certainty
Wagies, I'm in a bit of a fix. I'm all out of heroin and I'm withdrawing. This is hell, I'm shaking and sweating and puking.
Please find it in your hearts to give me a few bucks. C'mon, it's me! It's your friend, NEETie. Haven't we had some laughs together? Haven't we shared some fun? You know I never meant any of that stuff I said, that was all just banter. We were just joking around there.
C'mon, you've got so much money and I've got nothing. A few bucks wouldn't mean anything to you, you wouldn't...
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>>27200141
jesus christ this is 10/10 anon
thought of every junkie i've known and raged like a motherfuck
>>27200141
Sorry but I'm getting a new car and I gotta save up. Mr. Shekelstein is promoting me (with a 20,000 raise) so maybe I could get you a job? You'd have to quit the heroin though.
Oh, and take a shower.
>>27200141
This is the story of a NEET junkie who became some wageslave's living onahole servant maid gardener home security system.
>one chance at life
>have a hairy chest
It was over before it even started for me
>one chance at life
>hairy nipples
J-J-JUST
>one chance at life
>unattractive
>one chance at life
>have a cut jaw line
When is it time to give up and accept eternal NEEThood?
>>27199860
Yesterday. NEET is the only way to not just be another piece of livestock in the human farm
I'm 23 and a NEET ever since high school ended. I'm also severely mentally ill and can barely leave the house to attend my doctors appointments. My meds aren't strong enough and I'm on the highest possible dosage.
Even when I was in high school, I was an awkward outcast who ate lunch alone and walked the halls in the morning or read books in the library when it wasn't overly crowded. I never had a chance.
My parents have been pressuring me lately to either get a job or attend community college. And I'd rather die than be around people....
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NOW
qsdgth
What is it like to be drunk?
Just buy something alcoholic and find out
Makes you feel loose and less restricted. If you have too much everything gets wobbly and you feel sick.
it makes you feel like life isn't so bad until you wake up the next day
Sandnigger/nigger Robots, post here
Pic related is me
>>27199758
Kill yourself and your family please
Muhammad here
>>27199758
This ain't soc, subhumans
>go on craigslist and on m4m for first time since curious
>after 4 hours, finally lock in with some "trap"
>pic doesn't show face and looks like a chubby trap
>arrive
>dude is actually super fat and ugly
>already there so might as well complete
>enter room and it smells like weed
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>>27199645
congrats you raped urself bruh lol
>>27199685
r you implying am a schizo and a fake fat dude raped me?
>>27199712
no you went in and did sexual stuff with a dude because that's what you wanted to do and then you felt raped