Wagies, I'm in a bit of a fix. I'm all out of heroin and I'm withdrawing. This is hell, I'm shaking and sweating and puking.
Please find it in your hearts to give me a few bucks. C'mon, it's me! It's your friend, NEETie. Haven't we had some laughs together? Haven't we shared some fun? You know I never meant any of that stuff I said, that was all just banter. We were just joking around there.
C'mon, you've got so much money and I've got nothing. A few bucks wouldn't mean anything to you, you wouldn't even notice it missing.
>>27200141
jesus christ this is 10/10 anon
thought of every junkie i've known and raged like a motherfuck
>>27200141
Sorry but I'm getting a new car and I gotta save up. Mr. Shekelstein is promoting me (with a 20,000 raise) so maybe I could get you a job? You'd have to quit the heroin though.
Oh, and take a shower.
>>27200141
This is the story of a NEET junkie who became some wageslave's living onahole servant maid gardener home security system.
>>27200141
>10/10 would buy heroin
>play with fentanyl a few months
>stop
>withdrawals
>get through them
>throw away fentanyl
I miss fentanyl... there was nothing on earth I preferred... but the withdrawals were too great and the tolerance/price potential too high.
>silly wagecucks, have fun toiling your lives away
>btw, gimme a few bucks so I can destroy myself with heroin
Bernie Sanders 2016
>>27200141
Post that dick meat and we might see to pay the fag druggy with penis
>>27200141
Thispoor guy, unless impersonator, should be helped.
>>27201163
Give him your money then, faggot.
>>27201229
Thisis what I'd like to do, but what if it's a scam? I'm a bit scared.
>>27201293
You're giving a bum your money so he can go do drugs off your dollar
This is known information
Wtf about that could be a scam
>>27200141
Hello wagie, enjoying your "hump day"
>>27201321
he might be a loser wagie looking to amass even more money for more luxuries for his gf and an early retirement
>>27201398
Lmao just kill yourself senpai
>>27200141
>you've got so much money and I've got nothing
What happened to your up and coming bestseller, NEETcuck?
>>27201422
Personally I thought it was clever. Quite the head trip.
>>27201422
fuck off OP im onto you. go back to facebook faggot
>>27201477
Fucking Jews tried to shove in subliminal messages and I refused so my label dropped me
>>27201595
Oh how the plans of mice and men always go awry. Well Neetie, It's been fun, but I'm going to go take a spin in the car I bought with my money. Maybe Ill buy a coffee, or take a stroll in the park. Sorry! maybe the symphony will pan out
>>27200141
You want money? Pull your pants down and bend over.
>>27201554
So what's my plan then you fucking idiot
