How come this 11 year old girl can start a YouTube channel with good production values and you can't /r9k/?
it's baloon time lads.
>>27200774
because you are a man living in a man's world and not a fuck doll toy used by men. The girl is pretty and men love her because of that. She is like a toy to them.
>Destiny
Game kinda sucks.
Is anyone else suspicious that an older male is ghostwriting her monologues?
>>27200774
Go to 8ch and masterch. Her followers are all child rapists kek.
HOLY SHIT SHE'S REDPILLED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFxiZjayyZg
>>27200833
>an 11 year old girl is more articulate, concise, accurate, informed and confident in her opinions than you and is reaching a hundred thousand times the people you ever have
>>27200774
I now know what it's like to be a cunnyfag
she's so cute and smart
I wish I were either 10 years older so I could be her dad or 10 years younger so I could be her boyfriend
>>27200938
>>an 11 year old girl is more articulate, concise, accurate, informed and confident in her opinions than you and is reaching a hundred thousand times the people you ever have
>not realizing that this is scripted
maybe you really are retarded
>>27200829
so ? we do have good taste :^)
hey I just saw this exact post on/v/
nice OP, real nice
>>27200938
what the fuck, man? talk about left in the dust..
>>27200774
>because I wouldn't attract a bunch of pedophiles
>>27200774
>>27200833
Awww! She's so cute!
I can tell her dad/ or brothers spends alot of time with her.
10/10 would take go-carting and buy ice cream for.
>>27200802
>a fuck doll toy used by men
She's 11...
>>27201045
That's a really cute image in my head anon, I hope one day you have your own daughterfu to do fun things with and make memories
>>27201167
>She's 11
Even better!
>>27201167
>I hope one day you have your own daughterfu to do fun things with and make memories
Thanks, anon!
perhaps one day! when I find the right woman, or alternatively, when she finds me.
>>27200833
>"tryguys try killing themselves"
this kid is fucking brilliant
>>27200827
Haven't seen the video but based on the reactions in this thread I'd say its pretty probable.
>>27200774
wait, 11yos are using the word normie now ?
ok some robot must be writing these for his little sister or something.
>>27200774
Why didn't you think of this first robots?
>have daughter
>write youtube scripts for her
>$$$$$
>>27201716
Noticed that, the word normie is making me really suspicious of her.
Either she's an 11 year old robot, which is improbable but is possible, or she's not the writer of the script but just a gimmick, a pawn for the content creator who would normally be ignored, but instead decided on a gimmick to gain maximum attention.
I fucking tried when i was 12
That got me fucking no where, still at 81 subs now
>>27201808
You're 13 now? Get off 4chan underageb& xD
>>27201862
He could be 18 or above, but i doubt it.
>>27201862
>13
Serious assumption there mate, also i doubt 13 year olds would even know what 4chan is, let alone go on it
>>27201914
>He could be 18 or above, but i doubt it
Well there are people on 4chan who also have a youtube channel, Not really proving a point just...y'know, saying
Oh what's the point, not like anyones gonna believe that i'm over 18
>>27202089
I was making a joke saying you only did Youtube for a year and were underaged but your response and how you type makes me think you're a teenager.
>>27200774
"autism", "normie", "the cringe", "lazy cunt"
its like she was raised by 4chan or something.
>>27200774
this girl is a fucking bitch dude,
she attacked this smaller youtuber because he was a wee bit jealous she got more subs then him, what a fucking champ.
also she posted this on twitter
>>27202630
cant handle the bantz from an 11yo girl
fukin hell i love her already
mlg
She's a braindead memester that grew up on the internet.
Since my thread didn't take off- I'll point it out here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KIjWObbDxJk#t=69
She is extremely vacuous and her words are merely an echo of other people she has seen- she is the perfect representation of the reddit and facebook fags that infest this board.
She uses "normie" in the same retarded way that you idiots do.
>>27200774
I-I'm trying as hard as I c-can.
>>27202693
mlg bro
but seriously she's 11 why would she post that just saying
>>27202630
This is why I'll never have kids
>>27202630
>its real
she's got to be an elaborate FBI honeypot scheme
is this level of self awareness at 11 years old gained from being called a slut and redpilled repeatedly on CS:GO by russians?
>>27202719
>She uses "normie" in the same retarded way that you idiots do
How if she's a fagbook/redditor? She could only use it like we do if she wasn't a normie.
>>27202794
>How if she's a fagbook/redditor? She could only use it like we do if she wasn't a normie.
You come so close to grasping my point but you slipped.
Anyone using "normie" at all is in the same group. It's a politically-correct word used by those who obsess over social recognition and other boring, normal shit.
>I was at a party but didn't get laid. Damn normies.
>My damn normie coworkers...
>I was at the movies with a friend when some normies...
It's asinine. You are fucking normal.
>>27200827
Definitely.
Still no downside though. I'm surprised more parents don't whore out their kids to youtube. I saw a news story about another channel, like a kid's cooking one where a dad just wanted to spend time with his daughter and she liked making videos so he just edited them and made them really good. They had over 100k subs. Pretty nice way to make some college money for her.
>>27200802
She's 11 you retard
>>27203091
and already brags about sucking dick
>>27202089
>13 year olds don't know 4chan
Explain /b/ then
>>27200827
Possibly.
The way she talks about stuff seems too well formed for her age. If someone isn't writing her stuff and producing her videos then possible that she's reading things online and listening to other youtube vloggers or whatever and just regurgitating their opinions.
Thinking about it, it is possible that she's just watching thunderf00t, sargon, amazing athiest, etc... and subliminally memorizing little points they make to later restate. I see 6 year olds watching yogscast on their tablets. I don't think it's too far fetched that there is some 10 year old kids out there immersed in the non-PC 4chan, reddit, whateverit environment.
I've met a 7 year old who could understand sarcasm better than most adults. She understood every joke I threw at her and replied with some witty comment back. I was sincerely shocked. If you could fall in love with a little grill....
>>27202947
normie is a normalfag meme
![CdeKrpxUkAAfHF1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/q8zKqLl.jpg "CdeKrpxUkAAfHF1[1].jpg")
I think the brother probably has significant input
>>27204083
>normal britbong family life
If you ask me, it's pretty fucked up how much they're warping her tiny little mind
>>27200774
>video game streaming
>clearly assisted by a father and/or brothers
>will develop that cool spunky personality from being raised in a house hold of dudes
10/10 would little-sister zone
>>27200833
You know she's just parroting stuff from her brother that likely set her up with a streaming rig, right?
>>27204832
>10/10 would little-sister zone
You wouldn't? Just the tip?
>>27200793
it has always been balloon time
>>27204083
More like inbutt
Because modern "gamers" like shallow garbage such as Destiny.
I almost found this surprising, but then I remembered that when I was 11 I was pretty much the same because of internet forums chewing me up and spitting me out, which forced me to have ~good grammar~ and be elitist about everything.
I bet she's already a disgusting roastie whore that's been fucking tyrone and jamaal
WITH ~300,000 VIEWS PER VIDEO YOU CAN MAKE A BETTER LIVING THAN MOST AMERICAN ADULTS
This has to be a world record for having a full-time job in a first-world country at the youngest age.
>>27203513
>I've met a 7 year old who could understand sarcasm better than most adults. She understood every joke I threw at her and replied with some witty comment back. I was sincerely shocked. If you could fall in love with a little grill....
jesus dude
>>27200774
There is no way this girl is the sole brain behind her channel or her voice, there has got to be someone pulling the strings. Just taking a look at her channel (which only has videos two months old), and videos it all looks extremely manufactured and deliberate in design. I wonder if it's just someone getting her to act for money or if this is like an experiment of some kind to someone.
Whatever it is, something smells fishy.
>>27206083
Go get trigged somewhere else, kid
>good production values
What? There is very little editing in her videos. It's shitty mass-produced trash.
>>27200774
>suros in pvp
disgusting
>>27204083
That's really cute desu. I wish I had a little brother or sister to redpill and share dank maymays with.
>>27202719
I want to slap the fuck out of that little shit, acts like your average adult female.
Head up her own ass
