OK Robots, you're in a supermarket and see a girl and you HAVE to hit on her (you're cursed to die unless you do this or something) no joking, what would you say?
>Feel free to ignore me but I literally have to say something to your or I'll die. It's a curse or some bullshit. I'll leave you alone now, thanks for allowing me to live.
>>27200213
"Hi someone cursed me to die unless I ask you out"
>>27200213
I say nothing.
>>27200213
Did you really have to use a picture of a gook? I'd rather die than ask that subhuman out.
>>27200264
this...
this could work
HOLY SHIT
>>27200326
No it wouldn't. It wouldn't work at all.
>>27200213
>what would you say
I'd rather die tbqh family.
>>27200213
I don't believe in fairy tales now if you'll excuse me I have to get my kellog's
>>27200213
I've done this a million times before
"hey, I thought you were attractive so I thought I'd talk to you"
>>27200250
>mfw a PUA would actually use this as a pick up line and sleep with that girl that night
>>27200312
its not cool to be racist
>>27200213
Ayyyy...you look breddy good
>>27200213
>hey i heard i angels has fallen from the sky nearby,is it by any chance you?
>>27200413
But it is cool to be a cuck, isn't it you weeaboo rebbitor?
>>27200213
It depends, really.
I can do that thing chad and some normies can do, where it's not really what you say, but how you say it, and your body-language. My best friend is always amazed when he sees me do it.
But mine doesn't work in a way where I can pre-plan what I say. it just comes out naturally, if I'm in a talkative or friendly mood.
I'd probably bug her about being the first person I've ever met who price-checks on her smart phone.
>>27200413
Dude, it's 2016. It's cool to be raycis now.
>>27200213
I could see the humor in this and actually fall for a robot.
This would work you guys should actually try this and post results.
I'm a femanon BTW
nothing
come, sweet death
>>27200493
Sure, honey.
hey bby you like video games ?
>>27200213
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya and I've been threatened with death unless I hit on you. Prepare to be dissapointed.
>>27200444
>checked
Yeah that's cool n shit but have you checked those sweet ass digits?
>>27200213
>walk near her
>"accidentally" drop something off shelf nearby
>look at her and smile
>say some bullshit about being clumsy
>she laughs
>say it's not really your thing to cook
>if conversation ensues then just invite her back to your place to try out this "dinner" you were preparing
Have done it myself, just takes the girl liking how you look desu senpai. It doesn't even matter what you say to girls if you are half decent.
You should really tone your make up a notch cause you starting to look like a science experience, chink.
But that curse would be more of a blessing.
>>27200213
>see a girl and you HAVE to hit on her (you're cursed to die unless you do this or something)
Looks like Im gonna be cursed
>>27200804
>walk near her
>"accidentally" drop something off shelf nearby
>look at her and smile
>say some bullshit about being clumsy
>she doesn't laugh
>she doesn't say anything
>conversation doesn't ensue doesn't invite her back to my place
You're living on a different planet, man.
>>27200213
Hi
Orgcoommeenntt
i'd literally spill a box of spaghetti on her
>OK Robots, you're in a supermarket and see a girl and you HAVE to hit on her (you're cursed to die unless you do this or something)
I take the death curse.
Doesn't matter what I say. I'm so fucking ugly that it's all a waste.
>>27200213
Not say anything of let the curse kill me
Nice skirt, it would look great lying next to your thong on my bed
>>27200893
Then change yourself and the girl, and try again m8. This is what life is about, pickup lines were not meant to be used on chicks you are at all invested in.
>>27200326
Jesus man, you have been taking too many tips from desperate men on the net.
>>27200213
Walk up to her and say "Lisa? IS THAT YOU :-0". She looks up and says "Oh.. I think you have me mistaken I'm not Lisa." Then I act all surprised and embarrassed and go "Oh I'm sorry you remind me of someone I know. You're very pretty though, I'm anon." Then I put my hand out for a handshake.
>hi, you're really cute, can I get your number?
then I memorize it because I don't own a cellphone
Hi.
>she looks at me like a creep
How are you doing?
>do I know you??
Not really, just felt like talking.
>umm ok?
Mind talking for 5 minutes? If you don't want to I'll just leave.
>ok but why?
Cause why not, have you ever blah blah blah
This works and I've done it before. Sure sometimes they just tell you to fuck off, it's like a 1:3 ratio, but when it works you always get her number.
I look decent tho.
>>27201072
>I look decent tho.
Hi Chad. Now leave.
Can I get you number baby.
Hit me with the seven digits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMjIEjQfqac
Trust me robots hitting on a girl in a supermarket is the worst thing you can do for your confidence
>Out shopping recently
>Looking for some chips
>Walk down the aisle with baking ingredients as it is a quick trip to the chips
>Walk past 2 super cute girls
>Hear one of them say 'should we really buy this much honey? I heard there is a Bee shortage'
>quickly think of a good line
>jog to the candy aisle
>grab some M&M's
>jog back to the baking aisle
>girls still there
>open the M&M's and pour onto the floor
>'I-I don't know about the B shortage but there is an M shortage!'
>they look at me
>probably already forgot the discussion they had
>I apologise and kick some M&M's across the floor then walk off
>>27200213
>Hi, I'm assigned to create a telephone directory of this region and I decided to start from you. Could you give me your number?
>>27201378
You won't end up on /r/all, edgelord.
I CHOOSE
DEATH
>Are you an Archaeologist?
Original2016
>>27201378
Where's the hitting on them part?
>>27201378
this autistic attempt at humor is the worst way to hit on a girl at a supermarket.
just make a casual observation or question as if you're already friends.
"a bee shortage? Do you think the honey will run out?"
It is a spur of the moment question but it gets the conversation going.
>>27201869
Repeating what they said isn't a conversation starter, pal.
>>27200264
>"Hi someone cursed me to die unless I ask you out"
Someone try this and post results
>>27201378
>Trust me robots hitting on a girl in a supermarket is the worst thing you can do for your confidence
No, making shit jokes that don't even make sense to random people in the middle of a supermarkets is the worst thing you can do for your confidence
>>27200804
Do you think you live in a fucking anime?
>>27201072
They give you their number because they hope it will make you go away faster
Fuck off, we're full, ya gook.
