What would you rate each person in pic related?
Cousin/10
Autism/10
Roastie/10
>>27235960
snoody
snoosy
foosy
>>27235960
Left: short girl with big boobs. Love it! Looks friendly. If she is funny and happy and smart could totally fall in love with.
Centre: maybe its a bad photo but he looks kinda goofy. He looks happy and comfortable and like he's having a good night. Clothes could be better. Body language could be better. Unless these are like step sisters or something and that's just how he feels comfy.
Right: looks happy and fun. Nice body. Nice skin, outdoorsy maybe? I hope so! Id love to go fishing and camping and horse riding and stuff with her.
Should i just get a home gym so i don't get bullied by the muscleheads at the gym for looking like a skelly
But you're going to miss the best part about getting fit. Which is the girls looking at you.
>>27235835
They'll only bully you if you're fat. Skellybros get told to eat more and offered tips.
>>27235858
once i break out of auschwitz mode and start looking shredded (under 10% bodyfat) i will go to the gym
Been super liked somehow lads. 100% sure it was an accident.
What the fuck do
>>27235548
like her back and find out you sperg
>>27235553
I did. What do I say
>>27235565
w-was it a mistake? :|
If one of an animals owners died, would they realize they're dead or just think they're absent?
They would just think they were absent, not they do much thinking in the first place.
Dogs and cats are too stupid to understand these things.
Just look at the oh so popular Hachiko, stupid dog had been conditioned to wait for it's oowner and it continued to do after his death. Stupid fucking dog.
>>27235552
Dog backwards is god
>>27235534
They know. Animals can grieve themselves to death when their owner dies. >>27235552 is full of shit.
Let's discuss stupid dogs and post dog hate stories.
No catfags please.
>have 2 older family dogs
>they sleep in my room every night and make it smell worse
>everytime I leave room to go to bathroom or outside to smoke or get a drink they wake up and run after me because they think they might get a treat
>the only reason they hang around me at all is because I "might" give them a piece a food
never ever feed your dogs table scraps ever or they basically become a dog version of a hardcore crack addict
>>27235338
They are pretty stupid.
That sounds obnoxious have you considered killing them?
>>27235402
No, and I've never hit them either but the urge to just kick them as hard as I can is almost always there. I think both these dogs "know the deal" though and so do I
In this thread we shall mourn the late Beastman, who lived the dream to its fullest.
RIP angel.
>>27235213
Who is beast man?
>>27235213
Beast man dead?
wYHAT.jpg
>>27235213
What happened with him anyway?
Man those threads were bomb. Mods had to be dicks and delete them.
Give me one good reason why a 24 year old kissless handholdless virgin woman can't be a robot
>>27235040
what do you consider a robot?
Because vaginae.
>>27235051
If no one wants to use it then what's the point of it
>>27235046
It can't be summarised in a sentence because it's a combination of different qualities, which you probably already know
>>27235059
Wish I was fat so I had an excuse desu
What's the closest you've come to death? Mine was today. I had the gun in my mouth, pulled the trigger, but the safety was on. Couldn't do it after that. Maybe some other day.
got electrocuted when I was like 9 years old.
Grabbed a cord extension while on the yard, standing on a pool of water.
Got knocked the fuck out, fell on the ground, then blacked out.
>>27234949
blacked out after working out in a non ventilated room
been in an area with some pointing a gun in my direction. got jumped by a group of people until i blacked out. almost fell out of a roller coaster as a kid. a few more things but too lazy to type
>>27235006
Damn, that sounds painful dude. Good thing you were only 9
Any NZbots here?
A FUCKING LEAF
Not going to win.
Yes me in Nelson
>>27234960
>nelson
where the fuck is that? i'm ignorant of nz geography even though i live there because it's such a shitty fucking country
I want a positivity thread so that we aren't always in the dumps about things. I think it's important to look at yourself and focus on the positives, even if they are small. List things that you like about yourself r9k.
The only positive in my life is that maybe one of these times I pop pills I will od and die.
i have 5 rank 1 titles
>>27234929
What spec? I played Rsham to 2750 in Wrath for rank 1 on Destromath
Maybe it's just me, but I love my depression. It keeps me comfy and I don't have to worry about relationships because I know that they are not for me.
No more rejection. No more humiliation. No more fake hope. No more pain.
If I could wish to stay like this forever I would do it in a heartbeat.
>>27234855
I agree. It keeps me safe in a bubble that gives everything on the outside meaninglessness. It's kind of narcissistic in a way, to feel superior to others and above the world. It's like an existential nightmare that's horrifically entertaining.
>>27234855
>If I could wish to stay like this forever I would do it in a heartbeat.
No you wouldn't
>>27234855
ok yea shut the fuck up
I'm interested in the history of this board. How went from being a programmatically moderated board to the homeworld of basement dwellers who brag about neethood?
>>27234693
It all began when the hurdy-gurdy man came singing songs of love.
Well I know the first part. It all started with Randall Munroe's (Of XKCD fame) Robot 9000. You can read about it here.
http://blog.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
>>27234710
I know how it started, but I can't grasp how a system conceived to enforce original content spawned the biggest echochamber in the wired.
Can I become a Chad if I work hard enough (gym etc)? I want the beautiful blonde white girls to come to me.
There has never been an Asian Chad.
their are a few pre-conditions if you are to ever be a chad, they are....
1. be white
2. be ATLEAST 5'10
3. Decent face (can change with hard work)
if you make yourself look like one of those kpop stars you will get mad pussy at anime conventions
Just smoked a cigarette for the first time and had an awesome headrush and felt great
Why don't people like smoking?
When I was 14 I smoked a whole one and it made me throw up.
Weed is better.
Don't keep smoking.
If you persist, that "rush" will go away, and instead, you will start feeling irritable, anxious and moody until you smoke another one. Then, you'll need more and more smokes to stop the withdrawals, and you'll be hooked.
Addiction is a bitch. I have been trying to quit smoking for over a year now, and I've failed miserably at it. I spend $1500 a year on fucking smokes just because I can't function without them anymore.
Smoking is my biggest regret in life, by far.
Don't do it.
>>27234525
And honestly, the addiction is so bad, that even just writing that post triggered the urge to smoke one. Fuck cigarettes, man.
Peak sydney posters hour:
Submitting application request for a robot who would like to form a self-improvement alliance.
I would like a robot with a strong desire and desperation to change/improve oneself, so we can work together on achieving that goal.
We will not be friends, we are there to help each other get out of robotdom snd ideally into chadom. Think of us as a team
MEETING IN PERSON LL BE REQUIRED.
Firstly, i want to stress the relationship will be mutualistic, which means if i feel that you're not useful to me, well have to break...
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>>27234211
I am interested. Skype is sabreturby
>>27234658
Im not sure if youre trolling with me, but i added you last time and you deleted me because you think im actually a normie.
Sounds kinda gay to be honest.