>tfw date in 2 hours with an 18 year old qt off of tinder
How do I become less nervous and bee myself beforehand? Should I drink?
>>27244198
How did you even score that in the first place?
Better drink up. It'll help dull your nerves when chad and his friends jump out and beat you up.
>>27244198
jerk off, then the date wont even matter to you and youll just be able to have a good time
Honestly yes. My roommate chugs a beer before he goes on Tinder dates. Works for him.bdonmt over do it.
(I'm too self-loathing to use Tinder, so take my advice with a grain of salt.)
Trips, quads, etc. count as dubs. This rule is set in stone in this thread.
Keep it within the rules so the thread won't get deleted.
Let's see where fate takes us, gentlemen.
>>27244136
btw it's FIRST dubs. Rollers after the first dubs shall be ignored because the topic has already been decided.
Rolling for a middle school cringe experience thread, now!
shill meme
How often do girls masturbate? Or do they masturbate at all?
dunno but if I were a girl I would do it all the time.
I mean I would never actually come, so I could keep going endlessly unlike with my penis which decides to give up and spit sperm every 20 minutes.
>tfw no frequent masturbater gf
three times a week
lkplk
>Hey, look who finally decided to come out of his cave!
>We ate all the chicken tendies already, but there's still plenty of fries and salad left for you!
>cave
I fucking hate that expresion,
>>27243991
Shut up cripple bitch
>>27244278
lmao back in your cave pls anon
Benefits and Detriments of Masturbation?
I am trying to do a nofap challenge [I am already 1 week clean, but sometimes i see porn stuff on 4chan, soo whats your opnions about].
I have 18 years old, i am in school, good student, dont have gilfriend but some girls like me [But i am a pussy to do stuff about] good looking and really under weight.
nobody knows, but some anecdotal claims say that nofap is positive
/thread
masturbation 1x a day is healthy
compulsively is bad
porn is bad
that's about it
>>27243954
Thanks for the reply!
BTW there is any EXTENSION who take of porn pics from websites? like who see 4chan without porn?
Who is /drugs/ around here? I'm thinking about starting but I dont associate with normies.
Make some drugs at home anon
>mix together:
>crushed asparin
>20 floz of any cough syrup
>and those little things in the hydration packets in beef jerkey
>then toss in some antifreeze and liquid ammonia
Boom you just made some god tier lean
(You drink this btw)
you don't need to know people ur anymore, haven't you been paying attention to the news the last few years?
>>27243657
Drugs are degenerate.
However, I have a soft spot for absinthe and opium due to their lineage.
Are there any actual wizards left on arcanine? 31 KHV here.
I frequent wizchan but it's mainly a bunch of entitled paranoids who think wizards are special snowflakes. I have embraced the wiz life myself (it was either that or just off myself) and have been pretty content ever since, but I don't feel the need to constantly tell everybody it's the way to go. It's not really a choice anyway.
So anyway, cosy wiz thread? Post stats, share your good/bad experiences with wizard life, vent your frustrations, whatever.
Sincere (meaning 20+ y/o)...
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28 here, feeling my powers grow daily.
What was it like actually turning 30?
>>27243715
Nothing that special desu, it was a working day so I just went about my business in my boring office job. Nobody knew it was my birthday. No big feels either.
27.
This pic reflects it perfectly.
>Man with urinary incontinence comes into the surgery
>Talks about how frequently he has to urinate
>About the interrupt the appointment by going right now
>Wants me to give him '5 minutes to quickly nip to the loo'
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27243579
Harold Shipman did nothing wrong
If you want to read some weird shit, read about Michael Swango.
>>27244065
60, what an amateur, interesting that he got caught within a year of Shipman
High/higher than average intellect thread
>put in advanced classes in school
>too smart to fit in with degenerate normies
>not smart enough to fit in with the nerds
>never top of the advanced class
if only my IQ were higher by 15-20 points, or lower.
Also solve pic
A A B B
>>27243602
3/4 my good lad.
Anyone here sort of clever but has something to show for it? Not "I'm smart but never applied myself", genuinely a bit clever.
I graduated as a doctor. I figure there might be a few math/physics/then geniuses given how autistic some people can be on here.
>hide camera on body
>approach stacey
>say "will you jindle my spindle?" or something to that extent
>get smacked
>sue her for every penny cus assault
>if you lose the case sue court for gender-based discrimination
>"Oh, now assault is legal? Guess I'll go smack a stranger"
>she can't claim it was...
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ITT sperglord legal advice
Why not post the video on youtube as just a prank?
The court system is entirely favored in the woman's case, so even if you tried to do that, you'd get smacked and then waste a ton of money on a lawyer for nothing.
Suicidal people of r9k, what do you plan on doing before you kill yourself?
I'm simply just going to play my favorite video games through again, listen to my favorite music and spend some last time with my family.
Tfw you want to play doom but killed yourself
>>27243425
probably nothing, they say that every small thing that brings happiness triggers the brain into fear.
so it's better if you just do it immediately
>>27243649
could you elobarate?
So, as /r9k/ tends to be, I'm depressed and lonely and having a stroke of awareness in which I don't want to stay this way.
I'm bad with people usually, but I had a job where people seemed to like me, so perhaps I'm not all bad.
In any case, I'll see how it goes. The goal is to meet 5 new people and get 1 phone number.
Do people really go to the mall to meet people? I thought that only happened in 90s teen shows.
>>27243380
This. It doesn't work that way in real life. You have to find some party to go to or something. Only Chads can get approached in random public places.
>>27243380
>>27243517
If he's going to the mall via train/bus he might be able to talk to some people. Or buy some food at some kind of froyo place. Doesn't seem impossible especially if he's american. That's the impression I get from watching american tv shows and movies, but I do think these things happen in real life. Good luck OP.
>tfw 26 and never had a gf because short and ugly
i should have never been born
Me too, but I'm not a 90's - milennial so I didn't know what it was like objectively judging yourself and others doing it because We didn't have a lot of social media. Now that I know how averagely repulsive I am, I have almost zero confidence anymore. But, before this, I was getting laid, probably due to my personality, which has since left me to be a bitter and angry individual with high blood pressure.
I'm 25 and never had a gf and I'm above average height and well above average looks. It's not just you man.
I know a couple o' really short dudes who have kids and married and shit. You're just lacking basic self-confidence.
Even Connor Mcgreggor, professional badass and ufc champion, is a cuck. Are women really that worth it?
209 Stockton motherfucker
>>27243185
>A man that is a literal beating bag for the fun of others is worthless beyond making another human feel good
wow color me surprised OP
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Hey bots.
I think I am going to go see a doctor about getting meds soon. But I am really afraid of taking drugs for depression a lot of people make it sound like it kills them mentally.
>Tell us was meds you took
>How did they change you
>Did it help with your depression
>Was it the right choice
>>27243068
No.
No.
No.
No.
You are welcome.
>>27243068
demand an maoi inhibitor, they are the only anti depressants that actually work
I tried multiple Antis that didn't help. The only thing I got out of going to the doctors for depression was a Valium addiction, I'm not buying it online as they will no longer prescribe me it