Hey faggots. I will be here to give tarot readings.
>Name
>Age
>Query
>Number from 1 to 4
Anyone who wants to jump in and give readings are welcome. Good luck.
>Faggot
>20
>Should I kill myself?
>1
Now's the time to ask whether Stacey will love you back even though you already know the answer
I need a date of birth to do a reading
give me every gif you have of this woman please /r9k/
you're in luck anon. i got you brah!!
see: filename
should i post some more? i more if u are interested
>>27495230
>>27495267
ty bruz luv u
keep posting i want them all :^)))))))))))))
http://global.thermonuclearwar.org/
Let's nuke chad together
FUCK OFF IRELAND REEEEEEE
>>27494846
kek, i'm moscow. when you entered i saw 5 shots at israel and about 30 at chad in 10 seconds
FUCKING CHOCOLATE AND GOLD NIGGERS
REEE
What do you White robots, meaning forever alone kiss-less virgins, think of us non-white robots? Do you hate us and love Chad and Stacey cause they are White?
>>27493419
No you're fine. Don't worry about racism so much it fucks with your self esteem. I'm part of generation cuck now.
At least Chad and Stacy belong here. All non-whites in white countries are invaders who came to leech off of white people, robots or not.
>>27493444
Well, being White still makes you superior. It is better to be a White cuck than a Nigger millionaire.
I have a job interview for a $45k job, my dad is pushing me towards. I figure if I'm going to work in life, I need some pleasures to buy. I'll never win a girl the Darwinian way, so maybe I can buy one the capitalist way.
I had been thinking of seeing an escort since 2008, but was too worried. But I went through an agency and it was very easy. $160 plus $20 tip. Considering the cost it would take me to 'earn' a girl for free it was a bargain.
I was expecting a Romanian Eastern European type. But she had no accent. All-American. She could have...
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>>27493105
She had curly dirty blonde/ light brunette hair so Jessica Spano is the closest I could think of her.
Oh well at least this relieves me of the regret of my years of inceldom. If I had actually attracted a girl, dated her, and had my big moment. It would have just been me shoving my limp soft dick into her pussy. While she pities me. With an escort I call it a negative learning experience. With a crush I loved, this would have been an emotional trauma that defined my life.
As it is, I have nothing going...
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I never have this problem lol. Damn I am pretty fucking awesome.
>>27493601
What do you do to get hard?
>lose both legs
>lose both arms
choose one
>>27490049
Leg's obviously, what kind of retarded question is that?
Legs
Wtf are you gonna do without arms? You can't eat, you cant fap, you can't even wipe your ass after a shit
Legs duh.
>wheelchair
>prosthetic legs
>if/when bionic technology becomes available bionic legs are top tier
Alright robots, I'm not sure if many of you remember me but I made a thread some days ago asking for help.
fast greentext here before I explain what happened.
>Watch too much weird porn (bdsm, traps, interracial, etc)
>Wanting to stop but my dick doesn't get hard anymore unless I imagine myself as the woman being degraded
>Tried everything like stopping watching porn already for months and I only got worse (getting erections by looking at men on the street and imagining them...
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PT 2
Ok, now let me tell you guys what happened just this morning.
My sister needed to use the computer to print a bill on some crap she bought (she doesn't have a credit card so she was going to ask my mom to use the banknet thing and do a wire transfer).
She ended up fiding my sissy / trans stash, and I had a shitload of stuff, like videos, pictures, captions (like those "you're a issy white boy, now kneel and enjoy the bbc" etc)
Well at least I think she found out because an hour later my mother comes in my room and asks me if I'm...
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Literally kill yourself. You are human garbage
Or you know, move out, get a job, be an adult.
Then you can be the kinkiest faggyiest fag you can be all on your own.
Or just keep wallowing in self pity and swallow a bullet idgaf
I want to end my life very soon. Anybody ever tried suicide here?
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1aFlZUTiEDU
That kid looks young...
>>27496200
Yes.... im paralyzed half of my body and no one talks to me. My face is half blown off and can barely live. I should have aimed better.
I tried it once and now I am a ghost.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio
>British school boy's masturbation club
>one boy's penis was so large he could suck his own dick
i could do it a few years ago
i'm only 5" though
>>27495993
This. I could do it balls deep when I was younger, pretty much was throwing out my neck/ back.
It's hot in theory but not in practice. Your body will be more focused on the pain required to stretch that way and even your mouth than your actual penis. Also, it only takes from the time the cum leaves hour penis to enter your mouth to make you realize how bad of an idea it was to cum in your mouth.
Why don't you have a girlfriend?
(originality)
>>27495527
Because I love freedom more
>>27495527
I can make her laugh, but I can't make her smile.
Because I'm 5' 6".
L I T E R A L L Y the only reason.
what a lucky bastard
>>27495508
>survived
>lucky
where do you think you are?
>>27495536
He's lucky because he died you dumb fuck.
>>27495508
so what's keeping you from sliding sideways into a tree at 150 kmh?
What are the long term results of an open relationship?
It seems like a lot of people are into them nowadays
>>27495196
No, it's just an internet meme
>>27495196
it means youre a cuck faggot
>>27495196
Depends. For a lot of people it just leads to emotional turmoil.
What's your favorite way to masturbate, robots?
I get turned on by smoking so I go to a nice forest and smoke some cigarettes while laying in a bush and masturbating.
Smokey the bear would be so unbelievably disappointed in you
>>27495183
Why not smoke inside, why do you need to go out and find a bush to do this?
>>27495202
I'm not in the US and I don't think Smokey cares about European forests.
Have you checked if you are low test yet?
I'm bottom left
>>27495148
Bottom left checks out escept I haven't had sex
>tfw bottom left
>tfw wizard
If you like Asuka over Rei your not a real robot and you need to leave this board
>>27495037
If you like Shamshel over Sachiel you're not a real robot and you need to leave this board
>>27495037
>if you're not exactly like me in any aspect you're not a robot
>>27495037
I'm an Asukafag but fwiw I liked Yuki over Haruhi.