http://global.thermonuclearwar.org/
Let's nuke chad together
FUCK OFF IRELAND REEEEEEE
>>27494846
kek, i'm moscow. when you entered i saw 5 shots at israel and about 30 at chad in 10 seconds
FUCKING CHOCOLATE AND GOLD NIGGERS
REEE
>>27494891
swiss people are niggest of the nigs
Not Niger?
>>27494857
Kek that was me
Guess what I also just did
Operation BENIS is in effect
all units attack benin
Tried to spell POO on India but it didn't work, any kind anon wanna help me?
>>27494976
Aye sir
>>27494991
negative on poo, too remote for maintainence. i will do a trump text in kazakhstan. get a nickname
>>27495016
Sir, nickname inbound sir
>dat beaner wall of nukes
Never change, brothers from 'cross the pond
Trump accomplished.
>tfw the whole world hatin
Moscow here, all units attack africa
>tfw yo whole squad on one island
>>27495193
Bruh where my niggers at
>the one next to London
>mfw I singlehandedly destroyed all of Portugal
Good luck, Alberto
BOY HE BOUT TO
>tfw theres 500+ missiles in transit are you refresh the page
How do you fire a nuke?
>>27495404
left click
WHAT THE FUCK HAWAIII
chad's been nuked
it looks like america and russia have joined forces to destroy australia
>>27495902
Florida Bro reporting in, Strayans got what was comin to them
>>27495909
Russia here, totally agree with you
STOP SHOOTING NEW ZEALAND YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
>>27495973
ur gona get fuked lad
NINTENDOO0
Hiroshima and Nagasaki getting rekt
>>27495995
haven't even been hit yet
>>27496037
think of the schoolgirls anon, why
>>27496100
Nice Dubs
Ill spare tokyo of my firey wrath
why is the UK and US going at it so hard?
>>27496154
Perth was getting Uppity so i had to put them in their place
Omega 9000 reporting in.
I am aiming the ICBMs at Germany.
Y/N?
>nuked my own country
devilish
>mfw the Canadian-Floridian alliance BTFO the Australian coast
holy fuck how many nukes does canada have
>>27496259
Negatory
Fire full payload at Sydney, Australia
>>27496291
>not giving credit to the russians
they helped dammit
>>27496301
*smacks gum into the headset*
Alright, redirecting towards Aussie land.
God bless /r9k/
>>27496316
My mistake. We are all comrades in this fight
>>27496119
>tfw no one targets Antarctica
>>27496336
Its too far away from Australia to be in the crossfire, unlike new zealand
>>27496336
>Using that game as a trip
You disgust me trash go fuck yourself.
>>27496371
>game
It's a novel you pleb
good work florida
i'm just waiting until an ausfag pops on
Have to hold off on the Antarctic Front.
Some fag from El Salavador thinks hes a hotshot.
>florida mad i blew him the fuck out
>>27496439
We shop at Publix for our Nukes.
Yours are subpar, built by children even
>>27496418
Did Mexico pay for that wall?
>>27496418
help is on the way
>>27494778
>SWEDEN BTFO'D
Aiding Washington on the English Front.
>>27496457
ty Brobot, the central americans appear to have left for good.
Reminder to aim north
Rest in peace Australia.
I'm certain that after the bulk of the barrage hits it's going to be nothing but a smoldering, irradiated crater.
brb fucking some guy from brazil
>#chadlivesmatter
some guy from utah is fucking new zealand up right now
>>27496570
Got u covered Friend.
Providing Assitance
>>27496604
I shall help as well.
Time to immolate our enemies in eternal flame
>>27496630
>>27496570
Great work allies.
Nuking chad until a new threat arrives.
Stay Frosty
New York reporting in, destroying chad as we speak.
>>27496707
Focus Fire on Southern Brazil
We may have BTFO Central America, but these Mudhuts think they can stand a chance against us!
SWEDEN FUCK OFF
>>27496747
Firing now!
DIE YOU FILTHY SUBHUMANS!
sweden is done for lads
canada's back
>>27494778
When/how often does the map reset?
Swedes look like they could use some nuclear fire, i suggest we give them what they want
>>27496802
Spots fade away after a couple minutes
>>27496747
AGH FUCK MY SHIT UP IM HIT
FUCK YOU NEW YORK
Burger prepared to launch in 3,2,1
>>27496822
Alright Brazil, i suggest a truce
We become friends in the common interest of helping sweden with their refugee problem.
You in?
>>27496842
oh fuck i just fired nukes
>>27496822
>>27496854
HANG IN THERE BRAZIL, CANADA CAME PREMATURELY
>>27496842
Gib me money or i nuke u
>>27496854
Me too
((Original comment
>tfw you're not dead, but your parents and family in other states are
>but so are 99% of your bitch ex-gf's
>>27496821
FUCK JEW YORK!
FUCK JEW YORK!
I'LL PURGE YOU ALL!
sweden seeking alliance against us who wants
>>27496854
>>27496875
well never fear, it seems >>27496870
is in no mood for peace. You know what to do!
I le surrender
Unleashing another bombardment on the Brazilians.
>>27496927
Go take a nap france, i assume u are le tired from ze missiles. Come back in a couple hours to be indoctrinated in the New York-Canada-Florida Alliance
>>27496965
HELP
STOP PUTIN
>>27496965
California requesting to join.
>>27497005
Understood
>>27496954
>>27496854
Well boys, it seems we have a new target.
Lets ride these missiles all the way to the Kremlin
>>27497027
Stop Purging the new yorkers and we can negotiate a deal
>>27497005
Also lets nuke R"lyeh and kill that fucker C'thulhu.
>>27497031
Got a few on the way to Moscow right now.
>>27497031
operation fuck up putin is a go
>>27497052
Ill assist as much as possible
>>27497051
I fired because they fired at me first but alright.
LADS WE'RE BEING PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
>>27497082
Who shot me?
I'll kill you fucker.
>>27497092
KILL ALL BRAZILIANS
LEAVE NO SURVIVORS
WE ARE AT ETHNIC CLEANSING LEVELS
>>27497133
Going to lay off Putin and fuck up those Brazilians.
fuck florida you just left hawaii as a smolderin crater
>>27494778
FUCK YOU FLORIDA!!!!
STOP SHOOTING NUKES AT RUSSIA
>>27497155
Not me, some dude closer to Tampa than me.
Hes gone rogue, but hes too close to leave in radioactive bay
>>27497159
oh fuck russia is going at it again
gonna spread some more maple syrup on them
>>27497159
Im at a cease fire with the russians currently due to the deception of the Brazillians
OH FUG AUSTRALIA'S BACK AT IT AGAIN
>>27497188
coming for you faggot
nukes incoming
TAKING FIRE
BRAZIL CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO SURVIVE
the effects of the war are getting out of hand, i think we need a ceasefire
>>27497246
Its lagging my laptop too much.
>>27497235
I'm carpet bombing those Brazilian bastards.
>>27497246
WHOEVER WISHES TO JOIN THE CANADA-FLORIDA-NEWYORK-CALIFORNIA ALLIANCE FIRE ALL WEAPONS TO BRAZIL
>>27497265
Georgia here, can we also take out AL? they are attacking me
>>27497265
speaking of which we need a name.
any ideas?
>>27497286
Michigan here, go ahead
>>27497265
targeting br scum, race war now -russia
>>27497287
were gona fuk u up alliance
or the wgfuua for short
>>27497286
Go for it, as long as ur not the brazillians in disquise again
>>27497307
nah, Ill attack brazil to prove it
Texas Bot here.
Help me nuke Commiefornia and Mexico plox.
>>27497265
Russia joins the Quintuple Entente,
UK starts a war by attacking canada
>>27497322
AN ENEMY OF CALIFORNIA IS AN ENEMY OF MINE
TEXAS IS NOW AT WAR WITH OUR TO BE NAMED ALLIANCE
rip brazil
>>27497345
that will require you to give up poland, are you ready for that?
ALRIGHT BOYS, THE QUINTUPLE ENTENTE (AS OUR COMRADE HAS NAMED IT HAS MULTIPLE ENEMIES)
BRAZIL, THE BRITBONGS, AND TEXAS
FIRE ON WHICHEVER YOU CHOOSE
>>27497351
Never liked texas anyways
Especially after 2044 when they seceded
Unleashing another round of nukes against Brazil.
>>27497351
FUCK YOU FLORIDA
YOU DON"T EVEN KNOW IF YOU ARE RED STATE OR NOT
ALSO SOUTH KOREA IS GONNA EAT MY NUKES TOO.
>>27497351
russia is aiming at texass
URUGUAY IS FIRING BACK
>>27497399
ALL SOUTH AMERICANS ARE THE SAME
LET THEM EAT PLUTONIUM
>>27497416
Next target is Uruguay, time to turn those bastards into dust.
Argentina requesting a cease fire with 'murica
We prefer getting back the islands
It's Argentina guys. Shoot the Malvinas.
We usa bros have to stick together
my map marker disappeared
>>27497452
FUCK YOU MICHIGAN YOU GONNA GET A TEXAS NUKE AS BIG AS TEXAS YOU DISTOPIA CITY DWELLING FUCKERS
TEXAS STRONK
>>27497442
>>27497445
We have no qualm with you. Gonna take your tip, and fire at the Malvinas, as well as destroying 2 of ur neighbors
Yes destroy Brazil and Argentina
>>27497463
Texas no
>>27497452
Disregard >>27497463 , welcome to the Quintuple Entente, Nuke the fuck outta uruguay,brazil, and Texas
>Chile has arrived
How many world cups do you have?
Guys if we just blow up the Alamo, he'll be forced to surrender
>>27497522
Go to hell you Uruguayan faggot. Can't even read your name on the map anymore.
Where do you want my nukes next?
ALSO
IT APPEARS OUR OLD "MATES" THE AUSTRALIANS ARE BACK
GIVE EM HELL
Brazil and Argentina
4ever
Let's show those chilenos cuck what it means to have a World cup victory
>>27497559
maple syrup is on its way, over
>>27497558
KILL THE AUSTRALIANS
AGAIN!
>>27495973
R u from NZ :o pls
>>27497508
Texas is so big. You fuckers are having a hard time taking us on.
>>27497533
The Alamo is a secret nuclear bunker in disguise. Also the brains of David Crockett and Sam Houston are currently be used in a mega nuclear robot called Big Tex. Florida and allies are going to eat their nukes big time.
>>27497571
yes, fucking weones must die
Why don't countries die when they're nuked? doesn't that make the game pointless?
>>27497571
I went MIA for a while.
I am ready to give the Aussies hell.
For the glory of the Quintuple Entente!
>>27497597
BIG TEX IS OVER COMPENSATING FOR HIS ITTY-BITTY PAYLOAD
WE'LL LET YOU RIDE ALL YOUR CATTLE TO NEW MEXICO IF U JUST SURRENDER NOW
>>27497592
In the process of flattening Adelaide and Brisbane.
How the fuck do you play
>>27497627
We will help
>>27497627
We may not have the numbers but we have the size. Everthing is bigger in Texas. Even Nukes. DONT MESS WITH TEXAS.
>>27497617
SHIT MISFIRE IM SORRY RUSSIA I WAS AIMING FOR SWEDEN
>>27497658
texas is being messed with
i repeat
texas is being messed with
>>27497658
alright texas heres the deal:
you join the Quintuple Entante, and we flatten Australia together.
They somehow manage to be more inhuman than even Uruguayans
>>27497688
No one messes with Australia. Like Texas, they are force worth saving. Soon, Florida will be a wasteland filled with druggies and cannibals...oh wait!
Dont you dare fuck with Australia.
>>27497727
THE ONLY GOOD KANGAROO IS A DEAD KANGAROO.
OUR CURRENCY IS AT LEAST WORTH ENOUGH TO BUY DRUGS
Got your back Texas
Sorry New York if ur caught in collateral
DC doesnt approve of our actions here tonight so they will burn like the rest of the world
check out the southern ocean lads
>>27497811
i can't decipher what maryland's saying
>>27497790
You sir have just officially declared war on the great Quintuple Entante.
The penalty for this mistake is death, would you prefer radiation sickness or to be vaporized instantly?
>>27497790
We will provide you support against your enemies. Who else should we nuke besides Florida, commiefornia and Michigan.
>>27497798
It's all good, any collateral is worth it for destroying Australia.
>>27497811
Who can stop us now? There are two of us!
>>27497826
They appear to be using a cipher. Russia! You have way better scientists than us, can you decode Maryland's message?
>>27497842
HELL FUCKING YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
get KEKd australia!
>>27497871 has appeared to turn against >>27497842 , as he is nuking our enemies.
>>27497898
Everyone hates the Aussie shit posters
brazil's shooting back again, fuck 'em up guys
Commiefornia here, requesting strike on Australia.
>>27497944
Permission Granted, Fire at Will
>>27497944
Nukes are currently en route.
MIAMI HAS GONE ROGUE
DO NOT CLASSIFY MIAMI NUKES AS OURS
I REPEAT
MIAMI HAS GONE ROGUE
Alright who drew a dick on the Norwegian Sea?
Why is it so laggy. I have a pretty decent computer and this web game still shits slow on me?
THREEEEEEEE MARYLAND BRO. WE CANT BE STOPPED
Looks like Adelaide is dead.
Who is next?
Let's make America great again
I say we write Trump in Antarctica
>>27498057
MARYLAND BEST STATE
>>27498064
Currently bombarding Texas, you're free to fire on any enemy or neutral party you choose
>>27498071
keepin' the dream alive m8
>>27498070
This. Also lets nuke those plastic bitches in South Korea.
What factions are there currently?
Last Thursday was hotter than this you fucking poofters.
>>27498106
the quintuple entente and i think thats it
>>27498099
FOURRR WHO DARES CHALLENGE US NOW? THERE ARE FOUR OF US
someone drew cuck in the southern ocean
>>27498071
>>27498099
LETS GO BABY
Now proceeding to put Sao Paulo, Brazil back in its place.
>>27498138
that would be us, friendo pal
>>27498106
Leader of Quintuple Entante here, Florida, New York, Canada, California, Russia, and Michigan are all currently included.
Our enemies are Los Diablos en el Arbor, made up of Texas and Maryland.
Brazil,and Straya are shit so dont even think about helping them
FLORIDA IS A THREAT TO OUR AGENDA. WE MUST DESTROY FLORIDA AND HER ALLIES AT ALL COST. IN THE NAME OF HOUSTON. REMEMBER THE ALAMO
Didn't know so many robots were in maryland.
>no one else is bombing Western Ukraine
>>27498184
YOU CHOSE TO BE OUR ENEMIES
YOU CHOSE DEATH
>>27498189
NAPTOWN REP NIGGA
AHIGH SENIOR
MEXICO IS NEXT ON OUR AGENDA. TIME TO CLEAN UP THE TACOS AND MAKE SOME FRIED BEEF.
We should nuke liberia, whose with me?
>>27498220
Glen Burnie here. We don't play in the suburbs
>>27498267
Depends on your current home state/country
>>27498189
dwelling near Silver Spring
>>27498219
Death will come fresh to you our Texas Rangers are holding down in cover untill your nation is annihilated. Then we will send our cowboys over to clean up the remaining mess.
Who was it that bombed me??
>>27498189
i live near frederick. just came to cuck australia
>>27498286
California is the state in which I reside
>>27498290
YOUR CLOWNBOYS CANNOT TRAVERSE THE SWAMPS! WE WILL RETRIEVE YOUR BODIES FROM THE ALLIGATORS
i think germany's now nuking us
>>27498317
then welcome to Quintuple Entante
Glad to assist you friend
>>27498317
You shall not last long commiefornian.
also hey some fucker from mexico keeps nuking upper canada
>>27498358
I've got your back Canadabro.
>>27498358
The Inuit will dine on Tacos tonight Comrade
Holy fuck the nukes are coming from super close to my house. Like a few blocks away
>>27498358
Lets fuck up Mexico
>>27498411
the quintuple is currently in the process of fucking up mexico
>>27498383
FLORIDA...I call upon you for a temporary seize fire so that we can both take care of the Mexican problem. Also seize fire on our ally Maryland. Mexico is a bigger problem at the moment.
With thi many Maryland bros may start a MDVA thread some day
>>27498439
Allow it Brother.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend,
We will accept this treatise... for now
>>27498471
As the only person from Florida on r9k, i just lurk britfeel alot. I'd probs lurk MDVA if it was there
Sending another wave of nukes to Mexico now.
Looks like building that wall on our southern border won't be a issue anymore.
FUCK YOU MEXICO XDDD
>>27498553
I havent seen annhilation of that scale since Canada and I obliterated Australia 45 years ago
>>27498576
lel. You Floridians aren't all that bad after all. Some of you guys are alright.
signing off for now. good luck out there, comrades.
>>27498604
In another life i may have called you "friend"
>>27498651
Same. Perhaps someday, there will be peace between our nations. Not today not tomorrow but someday.
Holy shit idk what Arizona is shooting at but it wont survive kek
Yes I wrote reee
>>27498725
Fuckin incredible
Alright this is Florida Signing off for the day.
I relinquish all control of Quintuple Entante to New York until my return.
>>27498698
first it was australia, now, the whole world
>>27498768
So long Florida. We will someday meet on the battlefield again. As allies or as enemies. Until then, I am halting further nukes against your nation.
quit bombing mexico guys.
>>27498834
Going to launch another round of nukes to Taco Land just because you said that, anon.
>>27498834
NEVER. Mexico is gonna be a nuclear waste site for the world now.
>>27498872
>>27498850
fine, i can make american red by myself
>>27498941
Keep dreaming Mexico. Nobody likes you: :^)
>>27498941
I'll make sure that Mexico City stays red no matter what.
>>27499006
I will make the little parts of mexico red...as well as the capital too.
WTF Arizona. We were supposed to be bombing mexico. You will pay for this.
>>27499128
Arizona better get their shit together.
Well shit zoomed into the middle of my circle and basically it wasn't on me but it was within 5 minutes of me. you could get a pretty good idea from this of where people are.
>>27499243
Fuck that shit I'm not getting doxxed.
>>27499128
fuck you gringo
tfw i posess no gf
>>27499313
Arizona eat nuclear shit.
>>27499336
I too know this feel anon. Now nuke shit in rage.
>>27499366
Choke on my mexicock, ese.
THIS SHIT REVEALS EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE
fuck this
>>27499451
EAT A TEXAS SIZE DICK MEXICOCO
>>27499476
Temporary peace to nuke Brazil?
>>27499454
Not exactly, but frighteningly close, I'm like 20 feet away from the location on the map.
>>27499499
Brazil is very gay. Lets fuck em up then.
