What's your favorite way to masturbate, robots?
I get turned on by smoking so I go to a nice forest and smoke some cigarettes while laying in a bush and masturbating.
Smokey the bear would be so unbelievably disappointed in you
>>27495183
Why not smoke inside, why do you need to go out and find a bush to do this?
>>27495202
I'm not in the US and I don't think Smokey cares about European forests.
>>27495256
Smokey cares about all forests anon. stop disappointing Smokey.
>>27495183
U cant make this shit up... Cock in one hand, fag in the other.
>no hands get aroused just by browsing porn
>look up some nasty shit
>jerk it and edge like 50 times
>wow this is some nasty shit
>put on normal missionary white on white porn creampie
>finish
>wew glad I'm not a degenerate
>>27495241
2 reasons. I still live with my parents and I would lose a lot of GBP if they caught me smoking. I'm also turned on by the fact that people walking by could see me. I don't know why but I guess it's hot doing something forbidden.
>>27495265
Oh, sorry Smokey. I always extinguish my cigarettes, sometimes by spitting on the ground and sticking the cigarette in it.
>>27495301
You're a women aren't you, you slut
>>27495348
Unfortunately not. So many more ways to masturbate.
>>27495183
in a chair.
Does no one on this degenerate board have a degenerate masturbation story to share?
I spend about 50 bucks a week having chamwhores watch me masturbate while I have them r8 my cock
>>27495729
That's pretty expensive. Do they generally leave favorable scores on your cock?
>>27495183
Is...is that Mckenzie?
>>27495773
I'm a little over 6 inches with decent girth but most will talk about how nice it is and rate it 9/10 or whatever. I know some are probably lying but it still gets me off when they talk about wanting to suck it
>>27495823
That seems pretty average but then again, there are a lot of ugly dicks out there and a nice dick stands out in more aspects than length and girth.
It seems pretty awkward to me having one on one chats with camwhores. I would probably sperg out and disconnect.
>>27495183
I rev up my favorite JAV playlist, and usually use my onahole while either fingering my prostate or using a butt plug.
pretty simple
>>27495887
I barely talk to them. I just jerk off so it's kinda hard to just sperg out unless you are really self-concious
Dildo up the butt until I cum or plug up the butt and jerk it/onahole.
>Roll up a fat spliff
>Put on good quality porn that I like, has to be at least 30+ mins because I don't like to finish before then or it doesn't feel like a proper wank
>Lay in bed with ash tray and joint and smoke it while I fap..
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I buy panties from girls over the internet so i can smell a females scent while i jerk because thats as close i can get to a girl.
>>27495183
I also get rock hard when smoking, like ridiculously inhumanely hard, and I love smoking fetish porn.
>>27496133
>roll spliff
>smoke joint
So you don't even smoke the spliff? Does it turn you on knowing that you rolled a spliff that you're not smoking?
>>27496173
I'm the op and yes, I also watch smoking fetish porn. When they blow the smoke on the dick...
I have a theory on why I have a smoking fetish. All the girls I had crushes on started smoking when we were around 12-14. I started fantasizing about joining them for a smoke and kissing them. Did you have a similar experience?
>>27496060
Why do people plug their butts? Please explain I don't get it.
>>27496289
No, my parents were both heavy smokers so they urged me to never do it. Even now at 22, away from home for years, it still gets me off.
>>27496307
Because it feels fucking amazing?
Especially while you're cumming. The muscles in your butt naturally rapidly contract during orgasm so it's a super fucking intense sensation while wearing a plug.
>>27495291
>missionary
You disgusting degenerate.
>>27495183
pillow humping
jerking off with my underwear on for like an hour then taking them off and busting a fat load all over a towel i laid on the floor
>>27496339
Oh interesting. Do you smoke regularly or just when you masturbate?
>>27496400
I've never done butt stuff so I wouldn't know. Maybe I should try it.
>>27496499
r u me. jacking it with the tip sliding back and forth against the fabric is fucking heaven. and a towel is just convenient.
Uuh, this is kinda hard to explain. Learned this on the playground goofing around when I was a kid.
>Grab on to & straddle something like a firepole on the playset, thin pillar of a four-post bed, etc
>Hold yourself up using upper body strength
>Move legs up and down, bending at the knees (kind of like the frog-style swimming technique)
>cum in like 15 seconds
After a bit of moving, even just holding that position with your legs all the way up and bent can make you cum. Feels about as good as a vibrator. I used to do it on pretty much everything. Stair banisters, hanging ropes, basically anything a bit taller than me, thin enough to hold on to, and vertical. Square shaped things with sharp corners I could dig my pussy into also felt good once I started to get a bit more kinky.
I don't know at all how it works but it was my first way of masturbating. I couldn't even get myself off with my own hands until I was like 16, just this and electric toothbrushes.ywn be shrunk down to fairy size so you can do this on a cock
