Why don't you have a girlfriend?
(originality)
>>27495527
Because I love freedom more
>>27495527
I can make her laugh, but I can't make her smile.
Because I'm 5' 6".
L I T E R A L L Y the only reason.
i have a trap bf if that counts
>>27495527
because women think I'm disgusting for existing
they're also cruel heartless kinds of people from what I've seen
>>27495527
>i dont care
or
>every girl i get interested in already has bf
>>27495527
Because I only bang girls. I don't really fall in love with any one girl.
Most guy's on here either are selfish, can't talk to women, or are just plain ugly inside and out including myself
i had one. i dont like ltrs desu. casual feels better.
>>27495527
>Had one
>cheated on me
>has new boyfriend
>cheating on him with me
>all the chicks I fuck are in relationship
That's a stupid fucking question OP
Girls make me feel disgusted quite literally im not just saying that, I recently got a job so im around girls for the first time since high school, i had the same issue in hs but over time was beginning to think i was just shy, but now i realize im actually repulsed
First give me a good enough reason to have one other than sex
>>27495695
Crippling loneliness.
>>27495635
>all the chicks I fuck are in relationship
get off my board
>>27495527
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
WHY THE FUCK WAS I EVEN BORN?
>>27495711
How that is original I'll never understand.
Don't have a car in place where having a car is important.
Because im ugly and creepy, why else
>>27495723
No worries lad I'm just as autistic as you I just workout.
>>27495527
I do have one.
She's an autistic clingy girl who never kissed or dated anyone.
She's pretty dumb so I can do whatever I want with her, though I still haven't gotten sexual so I don't spook her yet
>>27495711
dont get lonely
try again
Because I am difficult to love, and I am afraid of leaving another nice woman damaged.
>>27495582
depends
how feminine is her penis
>>27495750
Murray from Flight of the Conchords....
>>27495527
I'm too fucked up in the head to get one. Hell I kinda want to be the gf myself.
>>27495527
>Why don't you have a girlfriend?
I have toxic and controlling personality + anger problems. No one sticks around me.
>>27495758
Sure you don't.lying sack of shit
>>27495781
> taking memes seriously
dude it's just a prank noone likes penises here
>>27495750
not that ugly desu. can see where they get creepy tho.
Because no one wants an online bf
shit sucks
>>27495527
Really bad OCD that makes it difficult to read social situations accurately, but without it being very obvious to most other people.
>>27495750
Thanks m8 gonna use this for my fake facebook where I talk to high school girls
>>27495786
>he gets lonely
fuck off normalfag
I'm not physically attractive, and we all know how shallow and fickle women are.
>>27495527
I've never been in a relationship & I honestly don't think I would know how to stay in.
I hate social gatherings, clubs, meeting family and friends etc.
Honestly the only way I'd get a girlfriend, is if I found another social spaz who just wants to chill at home and keep to themselves.
>>27495832
Someone that's never felt loneliness has never truly been alone.
>>27495794
The meme magic is real because I'm considering going to therapy and getting titty skittles.
>>27495857
The only go thing about girls like that is you get tired of them at some point. It puts perspective on how much of a loser you are and it makes you want to improve.
>>27495527
>not very attractive
>pretty boring
>not many friends/don't come off as popular
>no real skills or money
>limerant
>no interest in girls I didn't grow up with
>no interest in sluts or having sex as a getting to know a person part of a relationship and not a culmination of it.
I've had girls approach me and have crushes on me and shit so i'm not a total robot. i'm less "tfw no gf" and more "what's her name"
>>27495873
was that supposed to be profound?because it fucking wasnt
I don't meet that many girls, I'm not good looking and I'm weird.
Not even sure I want one though :-0
>>27495944
No it'sthe truth
You'd know that if you weren't in high school
>>27495527
Because I have a wife instead.
>>27495944
If you weren't lonely you wouldn't be here.
>>27495989
>it's the truth
>whereisproofsxddd.jpg
>>27496019
then why do i want to get away from everybody someday? the sooner the better
I don't have one because I'm not sure I have the motivation to get one or more importantly keep one.
>>27495996
Good for you, no really.
>>27495527
I'd say it's mostly because i'm an ugly NEET manlet, and also because i haven't spoken to any girl who isn't my mother in over a year
>>27496059
Well we are here. You can get away if you like. If you don't gtfo you may need to get real with your self.
