>ask girl if she wants to go out with me
>she says no
>go grab some drinks by myself anyway
Who else /DEVILISH/ here?
>>28005900
>Kill 77 people
>Get given prison conditions better than most poor people
>Complain that they are not good enough
>Win court case
>>28006135
breivik is legitimately my hero. if i wasn't such a pussy i'd try and do what he did.
>respond to craigslist ad by a homo who wants to suck a straight guys dick
>am actually gay
I want to suck a cute robot's cock!
>tfw you'll never be cute
Also post traps tb h
>>28005599
are you m or f?
COMMENT ORIGINAL
>>28005651
i got ya m9
How can you tell if a girl is interested in you or not?
I guess that if she want to spend time with you, then she's interested.
How the hell should anyone here know ?
>>28004884
>I guess that if she want to spend time with you
ok check, what do I do after that?
fembots do you have a close female friendship?
Nope. I'm too old to have one at this point anyway. Those kind of friendships are for teenage girls.
>>28003631
does it count if it's my sister? I love her more than anything else
>>28003631
Yes. I've known her for four years.
'If you think I ever felt attracted to you, you are terribly mistaken': Ex-prostitute shares a scathing open letter to her former clients
Tanja's 'letter to my Johns' opens by saying: 'If you think that I ever felt attracted to you, you are terribly mistaken. I have never had any desire to go to work, not once.'
She explains that she was never once turned on by her customers and that any impression otherwise was down to her being 'a great actress'.
'If you thought you were doing me a favour by paying me for...
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>>28003616
>I didnt like being a whore I was just pretending
>>28003616
>If you think I ever felt attracted to you, you are terribly mistaken
and literally no shits were given
Bitch gets payed for having a vagina and is angry at the same time? Fucking roasties.
Any girls near Richmond Hill Ontario Canada wanna get together and play some League? (League of Legends)
>>28011532
I don't play with ragers, sorry!
Any girls near Ottawa Ontario Canada wanna get together and play some League? (Rocket League)
Choose a better game trashman
Yo fat people, what's your diet like?
>>28009667
I drink about a 6 pack of cream soda a day, eat 1-2 large sized bags of Takis or Hot Cheetos, usually eat a 12 pack of Reese's or butterfingers a day too. I pay for all of it with EBT and eat 2-3 meals a day at my moms house (neet)
>poor fat people
>>28009761
Poverty can be a breeding ground of laziness and ignorance, and cheap food is often unhealthy and easy to prepare.
>tfw crippling anxiety if I leave the house without my pistol
Any other robots carry a firearm?
I've got a few pistols but don't have my license yet
will get it in a few months
>>28009479
I have crippling anxiety when I leave the house too, but I've never owned a gun.
mentally unstable people shouldn't carry OP.
>in debt
>failing college courses
>still living with parents
>late 20s
>feel drained of energy everyday
>lethargic
>lazy
>gaining weight
Should I just end myself? I literally have no willpower or motivation to improve myself. I feel like my life is being drained somehow.
Or maybe I should go see a psychiatrist...
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>>28009328
>>failing college courses
if you stopped doing this everything else in your life would change for the better
^this, anon what is your major
>>28009356
but like I said, I'm always feeling tired, lazy and drained.
I can't muster enough willpower and focus to study, I easily fall victim to my vidya, 4chan and porn addictions.
Since it's impossible to find a virgin girl nowadays, how do guys deal with the fact that their girlfriend was used by another man before them?
How do you deal with the fact that if you bring up a girl's past, she will probably mock you for being insecure and dump you?
>It doesn't matter, it's in the past!
>My body, my choice!
>I don't even remember anything about the other cocks!
>>28009249
>Having anything to do with women
Not even once.
>Since it's impossible to find a virgin girl nowadays, how do guys deal with the fact that their girlfriend was used by another man before them?
Just don't care about it, unless she was some gigantic skank, and you can see those coming from miles away and avoid them.
>Since it's impossible to find a virgin girl nowadays, how do guys deal with the fact that their girlfriend was used by another man before them?
I've never heard of this actually happening to somebody, it's...
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>>28009249
Im pretty sure I'll never get over it. A lot of the time I think about killing one of the guys she slept with. I might do that one day.
>Get a (you)
>Start pacing back and forth around the room in excitement
>>28008484
Imagine what happens when your forced meme gets popular
>Get a total of 4 (You)s in a thread
>Highlight of the week
>Keep it open long after it's been archived, reading and re-reading the positive responses
>When your original content shows up in a google image search
Look up "Smug Jaggi" on Google images, it's the first result.
>that time when Peepeepoopoo kidnapped Wojak and threatened to kill him and the real Pepe had to step in and save Wojak
>>28008037
>this level of autism
Fucking bloody hell m8
>>28008082
Please no bully, if you can't understand the storyline, leave
>that time the two made cake in Pepe's basement
There's a pretty common argument women make when they claim that "women can be robots/forever alone too!".
It goes along these lines:
Forever alone men are so because they desire sex but can't have it.
Forever alone women are so because they desire emotional intimacy/romance but can't have it.
This premise is flawed on the many levels, the most simple of which being that men desire emotional intimacy/romance as well. In addition male robots are also further disadvantaged by being denied sex anyways, whereas female "robots"...
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>>28007921
>Women seriously need to die.
This but rape them first
I know this from experience IRL,before I even came here.Picrelated`d not settle for me,and endlessly pine for Chad,while informing me(her only friend mind you) how she`s lonely.
>>28007921
Why is her navel so high up?
HOW DO I MEET PEOPLE
IM SO TIRED OF BEING LONELY.
I know exactly how you feel OP.
It would be nice to have someone to discuss feels with and just share mutual care with.
What are your hobbies/interests?
>>28007788
Leave house people are out side
you have seen people
say halooo
throw shit at them
laugh
you have meet peeeple
:^)
Just talk to random people on the street and ask them to be friends, it works for me
NO WHITES ALLOWED!
So how's it going bots. Just another day huh.
>>28007749
Hello, I am a white person
>>28007749
Stop oppressing me desu
>>28007749
I'm Puerto Rican does that make me a minority?