fembots do you have a close female friendship?
Nope. I'm too old to have one at this point anyway. Those kind of friendships are for teenage girls.
>>28003631
does it count if it's my sister? I love her more than anything else
>>28003631
Yes. I've known her for four years.
Women hate each other.
>>28006206
>Women hate each other.
Why?
>>28003631
>that webm
muh feelz
>>28003701
Someone post the picture of this disgusting mongrel
>>28003701
You are a trainwreck, Bebe. And please don't allow your warped brain to construe that as a compliment. Rid the world of your presence.
>>28003631
>>28006267
aww. they're actually lesbians?
lame
>>28006323
here you go familia
i have some more too
>>28003701
Someone 'redpill' me on Bebe. Does everyone hate this girl?
>>28003631
Nooooot reaaaally famalam
>>28006337
It's true. Have you ever seen women over the age of 24 being all cutesy and taking selfies with each other all day?
>>28006396
she puts out for male tripfags
>>28006394
more plus who is she?
>>28006394
Would totally make silent awkward love to.
>>28006394
I thought she was black? This girl is Japanese.
>>28006396
No less than we hate you, you fucking faggot. Any tripfag who brands their posts with that shit is histrionic scum of the earth.
>Tfw you will never kiss your friends on the lips and maybe cuddle together while watching a movie
Boys have it easier
>>28006436
Gross. Will filter and avoid
Thank you friend
>>28006394
That is totally a man.
>>28003631
I've known my best friend for over 12 years now. We're pretty close, but still distant and accept it. She never gets mad at me cancelling plans and likewise. She doesn't mind being in her underwear in front of me, I mind because my body is trash. One time we did drugs together, and locked ourselves in a bathroom in a club, she pulled her tits out to talk about them and made me grab them. This is the closest I've been to another girl, she as high as fuck but we talk about our boobs quite often so...
She's pretty cool. I have other female friends I am close too.
>>28006394
is she the new mystery.jpg?
how long until she gets cucked and her nudes are leaked by some tripchad?
We live in the same apartment complex and she's younger and goes to high school but she's my connection to the outside world. We're really close and care a lot about one another.She even helped me lose my virginity.
>>28006621
REEEEEEEEEE
why don't you just go to soc? are you not attractive enough?
No but I wish I had one to platonically molest her.
>>28006649
I can't handle contact with strangers and don't like people. She knows me and what I'm comfortable with, and shares her bf with me sometimes.
>>28006439
this person >>28003701 near the top of the thread
>>28006697
He's a lucky guy
originality
>>28006697
>I can't handle contact with strangers and don't like people
>still able to have a friend
>still able to bring yourself to have sex
Not only can women never be robots, they are also retarded.
With my mom, and even then, not really. I have pretty much always wanted a bestie though, just to know what its like. Someone like me.
I don't have any kind of friendship unless cats count 2bqh
>>28006735
wew
that's actually pretty nice
more?
>>28006801
She's basically my neighbor and helped me along with it. Imagine the same situation for yourself, a young friendly guy moves in and makes an effort to be your friend, and lets you sleep with his girlfriend.
I am shaking right now because of what just happened to me.
>Get woken up out of a deep sleep
>its my mom
>she wants me to go to the mall for her
>she wants me to buy her these earings that they have on sale
>I tell her I don't want to
>she convinces me to go after 20 mins of her nagging me
>The mall is only a 5 min walk
>there is group of girls directly in front of the entrance
>they see me walk on to side walk
>they stare at me while I begin to walk towards them
>My knee buckles out of nowhere and I stumble a few steps
>I hear the muffled laughter from afar
>I get within 20 feet of them when they start to enter into the mall
>one of them decides to be a cunt and holds the door open for me even tho I'm far away
>I do a light jog up to the door
>I say "thanks for the hold"
>she says "Ha, yeah"
>ask them if they know where the jewelry store is
>one of them says "umm,eww stop trying to make small talk with us"
>I say "what ever fine"
>I go in and find the store by my self
>get the earrings without any trouble
>as I'm walking out the same group of girls and their chads are now standing there
>I put my head down as I walk by
>>28006872
Men and women aren't perfect opposites like that and so that situation would never happen, sorry.
>>28006394
More please? ;--)
>>28006828
No problem my man
Original comment
>>28007107
More? Original p
>>28007107
Three
Orignal commentio
Can women have close friendships with other women? I thought their biology didn't allow that
Why must i continue to practice living? It is nothing i care to master
>>28007000
trips can't lie
ocococ
>>28003631
Women instinctively compete with each other to monopolise Chad.
It's biologically impossible for women to have the same kind of intimate friendship that a man has with another man.
>>28006977
Come live with me, I'll rescue you from your mother.
>>28007158
>>28007107
>coalburner
Fucking dropt.
>>28007310
How can a black woman be a coal burner?
>>28007318
You're black? I thought you werea rare species ofJapaneseape.
>>28003631
Yes, in a trio
Read/watch porn together, cuddle, don't care about undressing in front of each other. We've been friends for 8 years and living together for 4.
Never had a fight, either, outside of someone getting heated and then calming down immediately after.
>>28006697
>and shares her bf with me sometime
god dammit
>>28007097
>>28006828
I had more but my computer's internet disconnected. Also, I'm not sure if the pics the other person are posting are her. I don't think they are. I only have saved pics she has posted.
>>28003631
No, and it's probably all i ever wanted in life. I don't think I could ever have that good of a friend anyway though because I'm bad at comforting people and am uncomfortable with most people touching me which I think would both be important parts of a very close friendship.
>>28006574
>One time we did drugs together, and locked ourselves in a bathroom in a club
Can you please leave?
>>28006697
WHAT IS THIS DEGENERACY
CHAD IS BEING HANDED WOMEN BY HIS OWN GF
I'M SO FUCKING DONE
HOLY SHIT
FUCK EVERYTHING
>>28008597
Pure virgins at that.
>>28008861
When the MGTOW movement and ISIS team up and put all you whores in your place, don't cry, because you asked for this
>>28008568
No, I can't. This is what happens when you're friend with an extrovert, you should try it.
>>28008960
You are a delusional cunt living life on easy mode who has no idea what it means to be an introvert.
No, I never had a friend. I was bullied a lot by the other girls and I dropped out of high school at 15.
Girls were always mean to me.
>>28008960
No.
I'm not a degenerate like you.
Drugs are disgusting and unholy.
>LE IMZ ZO LE INTROVERT BUT D1$ 1N3 TIME MY EXTROVERTED BFF LIKE MADE ME LIKE GO THIS CLUB XDDD
Please, just fucking kill yourself before I do it myself.
>>28008995
Please be my dropout gf.
How old are you now?
Please, I'll pay for everything. All you have to do is not hate me
walk up to the club like
what up i have social anxiety and want to go home
>>28009038
LOL, FUCK YEAH SISTER!
#UGLYGIRL #FOREVERALONE #CHADDIDNTTEXTMEALLMENAREPIGS
>>28003701
Usually, when girls say they can't handle female friends because it causes them problems , they themselves are the problem
>>28008984
There is nothing between introverts and extroverts.
>>28009012
>>28009012
I never told you to do drugs or told anyone to do any. S-stop it, I'm shaking.
>>28008935
Please let that happen. I need this.
Aight let me redpill y'all on why women hate each other, why women like to say they're "not like other women", etc.
Women, like men, are always competing against one another. The difference is that men do it in productive, self-improving ways -- like trying to earn more money, trying to get in better shape, trying to become the best they can be. To become better than "other men", they build themselves up.
But unlike men, women try to compete against other women by deceiving other people or bringing other women down. They wear makeup so people will think they are prettier than the girls who maybe aren't as good with makeup or don't wear it at all. Women are unlikely to try to associate with girls "above their league" because they don't want to be seen as inferior when standing next to them. Women spread rumors, make shit up like "normal girls are so slutty, i'm so special and have different interests" to try to get ahead of competition.
This is why two females can never really be truly best friends, no matter how hard they try, because subconsciously they will still be competitors. If female A's best friend, B gets a really hot boyfriend while A has a homely looking dude for a bf, A will want to cheat or dump him for an upgrade so she can keep up.
>>28009115
Fuck you bitch.
Go the fuck back to lolcow and /cgl/ to be with your people.
Hell, there are probably a few slut threads on /soc/ you could fit into.
You're a fucking degenerate whore that goes to clubs, drinks alcohol, does drugs, and befriends negative influences.
I hope you get raped with a branding iron
>>28006259
Because they're soulless, jealousy ridden cunts.
>>28009194
Relax honey... You're acting crazy, making up things, I don't drink alcohol, and clubS, that's plural, it was just once baby. Just clam down. Who hurt you?
>>28009194
Thank you for your service, brethren.
>>28009320
Don't call me a fucking baby, you sad excuse of a woman.
You've tainted your body with drugs, and you're probably not even a virgin.
Who hurt me?
LITERALLY every woman I've ever encountered treats me like complete garbage just because I'm not Chad. I've been arrested and evicted just for being ugly. I can't get jobs because of false accusations.
Don't fucking patronize me, cretin.
You've taken everything from me, now you take the one last place I have to be with my people and you spread your fucking whore stories and beg for attention.
Fuck you, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU
IF I KNEW YOU IRL I'D RIP YOU TO PIECES WITH MY TEETH AND BURN YOUR FATTY CARCASS AND DROWN YOUR REMAINS IN AN ABYSS
FUCK YOU
>>28009329
We must remain vigilant to the roastie invasion
>>28009144
Back even I was capable of holding a conversation with out sputtering like an autist I had friends that I always competed with in literally everything. Never a one-up kinda thing though.
But we were friendly, we weren't backstabbing bitches. Even helped each other.
But now I'm a degenerate who moved away from everything he knew just to get cucked and can't even order pizza over the phone.
>>28009517
are you male or female?
Like i said, male competition isn't toxic like female competition.
>>28009442
Oh no, I'm sorry about you being so ugly, people chased you with pitchforks, that's terrible. Bad, bad, bad women...
I take back the word baby, so relax big man. Of course, I'm not a virgin.
Oh sorry, let me give you back your access to /r9k/, didn't mean to take it from you... Poof woof ploof! Here it is, you can post here again about bad women and not being Chad!
>IF I KNEW YOU IRL I'D RIP YOU TO PIECES WITH MY TEETH AND BURN YOUR FATTY CARCASS AND DROWN YOUR REMAINS IN AN ABYSS
FUCK YOU
In real life, you wouldn't even be able to lock eyes with me, so just stop big man. But don't worry, I'd be nice to you.
>>28003740
of course it counts.
>ywn be a woman with a close sister
>ywn have someone you can always count on
>ywn tease them and they tease you
>ywn know no matter what that they really love you
god please kill me
>>28009829
Madeusa ass bitch.
Why would I look you in the eyes?
You're an impure piece of filth invading my visage, and now you're invading my board.
Fuck off
>>28009194
>>28009442
>>28009829
>>28010051
Lmao wtf is going on here
>>28010051
Relax, I'm just messing with you. I'm really sad about your situation. Promise, I won't start any female related threads, just for you. Bye, gotta go sleep in my bed made of men!
>>28009925
What's "ywn"?
>>28003631
What an amazing hugger
>>28010236
"you will never"
orginalblox
>>28007254
>Women instinctively compete with each other to monopolise Chad.
Yet they share him at the same time?
Make up your fucking minds, dipshits.
Do you white fembots have any close interracial friendships?
I wonder. What do fembots think of other fembots?
>>28010428
Do you really need daily reminders that the women on this board hate black people?
Does it make you happy hearing it again again?
>>28010473
They're jealous of the pretty ones
>>28009925
I want to be a cute girl with a cute sister and kiss her sometimes
>>28010670
I used to talk to a girl online that loved her sister more than anything. She told me how they shared a bed together when they were younger and occasionally still do. It eats me up inside knowing how much love, affection, comfort, and security that sisters can have together. I missed out on all of that by being born male.
>>28010329
>ywn have a peyton list extended hug
god kill me twice
>no friends
>you'll never really be "bros" with a boy
>scared of intimacy and men
all women are stacy tier and the ones that seem chill are still degenerate, sex-having, party girl garbage that will always drop you at the opportunity choke on chad's dick
>>28008995
Did you ever get a GED or it's equivalent in whatever country your from?
>>28010981
You should be my gf desu.
Why are you scared of boys?
>>28003631
Damn. This thread makes me so sad thinking about how Stacy my little sister has become. She only ever talks to me now to ask for money or alcohol, she's had like ten different boyfriends this year and backed away from a school where she'd get a full-paid scholarship and an accelerated uni credit program so she could go to this crappy school that her boyfriend went to.
We weren't even that close as kids (I'm only her half-sister) but we used to play games all the time when we shared a room and I remember staying up late on school nights playing our gamecube hiding under the sheets taking turns at Baten Kaitos and Tales of Symphonia but then we kind of moved apart when I got a little bit older. I thought things were fine and we got really close again like a year and a bit ago when her dad ended up leaving my mom. She'd do nice things like when I was away for a few weeks, I came home and she'd spent all her savings and a few hours cooking my favourite meals and cleaned up my room for me. Now we hardly ever talk and everytime she comes to stay at my place she just ignores me and spends the entire time on her phone and watching netflix.
I asked her recently if she still had the 25th Zelda anniversary edition 3DS I got her and she said she sold it to someone for $80 because she has no interest in games anymore. She's been doing things like calling my mother a bitch (something that is both very untrue and something I'd never do) and she called me a jobless loser. Feels bad. We were never super close really so I feel like I can't even be too disappointed but she used to be such a shut-in like me and we were so similar, so it's just weird how different we are now.also of course I have no female friends and I dream about making some everyday
>>28010981
being "bros" is basically chad tier. if you're a loser you will have zero bantz and you'll feel like shit while everyone else is being funny and connecting. even then, guys aren't affectionate with guys beyond the barest minimum. they just kind of orbit each other, crack jokes, and compete in things. if you're not a normie it will be isolating as hell the older you get.
>>28011108
>She's been doing things like calling my mother a bitch (something that is both very untrue and something I'd never do) and she called me a jobless loser.
ouch. at least my little brother is still kind to me even though it's obvious he's disappointed in me.
>>28011042
boys like to have gfs and sex and I don't have sex and can't handle intimacy
and even if you tell this to a boy they tend to perceive it as a challenge
I understand it's perfectly unreasonable to become someone's gf without any intention on being physical with them
>>28011334
Do you like penis at all? Will you ever try one?
>>28009030
I'm 21. You wouldn't want me, I'm not pretty and I'm autistic and needy.
>>28010994
No I never got my GED.
>>28011214
This was while I was telling her to go to the really nice school and special uni credit program and she basically turned around and said, "well you went to a nice school and you're still a jobless loser!" Basically stopped trying to convince her at that point and let her go to the school which doesn't even have half the subjects she wanted to study (she had to drop learning piano, other languages and from high level science, maths and english).
It really stung when she said that, but she's not terribly wrong.
>>28010981
I kinda relate to this a whole lot. I know I'd never ever fully fit in with guys properly as a friend but every girl I meet who shares my interest is most likely the sjw type or a Stacy. I don't care about girls having a bf, but I don't want to hear about their weird fucking twitter memes about sucking dick or if they post nudes on tumblr all the time.
>>28011132
"Bros" is Chad-like, but I've seen plenty of guys who are 25yr+ old virgins with weird hobbies and shitty lives have at least a small group of people to play games with or people they hang out with in their teamspeak (more frequently discord now). I'd never be able to join any of those group because my gender would just kill the group dynamic and ruin everything.
Also this is very different from most people on this board who insist all female friendship is fake and that only male bonding and mateship is real because Tolkein, etc.
>>28011108
Your sister is addicted to male companionship / validation. It's probably like a drug to her and she'll do anything to keep it close. Even if it means pushing her real family away.
On the bright side, you've been a good sister to her and had good times with her. So there is a chance that some day she'll get out of that phase and you'll have a chance to be close again. At any rate, try not to take her words to heart. She's probably projecting her own insecurities on to you.
>>28011510
I'm a 21 year old college flunkout,
NEET, we should be friends
>>28011510
You should get on that unless you're living on dem "neetbuxs."
"Fembots" do not exist. All women are normalfags and need to get the fuck off my board.
>>>/soc/
>>28011510
hey, currently dating a girl that got pretty heavily bullied and dropped out.
She's the most wonderful person I've met. Don't undersell yourself, you're worth more than you know
>>28011460
I don't have anything against dicks, I just don't see them or be around them
I can't say "I will never, ever, ever have sex ever in my life" but I'm really not interested in it now and probably won't be until I'm alone in my 30's and what is left of my looks are gone and no one would honestly believe I haven't had at least one dick in me
>>28011603
Affection is the simplest and "realist" bonding on the planet. It's the reason people love having pets and why animals of different species can become close. Because with affection you can build bridges easier than language ever could.
Male relationships are affection avoidant. It's non-stop bantz, competition, fitting in, etc. Bridges are built and maintained solely by verbal communication. For someone like myself, whose fucking awful at talking, I pretty much become a ghost. There is a reason why most of us on this board have few, if any, male friendships at this point.
>lesbians
blech!!
only male love is real love
>>28011510
Are you that mizrahi jewess?
Serious question
>>28003631
my only female friend (aka only friend in general) is my gf, if I'm honest. does this count?
>>28012106
If you're a dyke it means you need to fuck off
If you're a nomie male it means you need to fuck offFuck off
>>28012167
dyke with no plans of fucking off
>>28012187
Fuck off carpet munching normie
Girls have always been really mean to me, I don't know why they don't like me but I try really hard
I want female friends so bad
>>28012242
i'll be yourmaleboyfriend
>>28012187
go back to tumblr carpet muncher
>>28011334
>boys like to have gfs and sex and I don't have sex and can't handle intimacy
>and even if you tell this to a boy they tend to perceive it as a challenge
You're me, except I just cuddle and that's it
>>28012106
that's a gray area. but if you want to post about your relationship, it'd be okay with me. not like I have a life to get to.
>>28012403
what would you do if you were cuddling and you felt the boy's boner against your butt?
>>28012403
be my gf
Women who won't push for gross pre-marital sex are hard to find
>>28012444
That's what pillows are for. Even then, cuddling anyone is very rare.
>>28012496
do you ever wanna have sex or at least give a handjob?
dicks are probably so much fun to play with
>>28012187
idk why newfags hate lesbians so much... maybe it's a generational thing. Guys over 25 think it's hot but teenagers are threatened by it for some reason.. maybe it's all the estrogen they're pumping into the drinking water
>>28012559
no, it's 12 year olds who say hurr I hate fagets but lesbeans are soooo hawt
>>28012559
>I'm a degenerate that thinks with muh dick
Fuck off
>>28012559
>>28012597
In reality, there are no 'hot' lesbians. They all pretty much look like this.
>>28012668
yeah, the super feminine lesbians are mostly a porn myth
>>28011510
I'm the guy you replied to.
I'm also 20 and autistic.
You can be needy all you like.
Contact?
>>28012559
My high school teacher was a lesbian.
After graduation, she asked me for my seed.
So I fucked her partner for a few months until preggo
All other lesbians are garbage desu
>>28012668
there are a lot of cute lesbians, especially on youtube.. I watch a lot of cute lesbian couple vloggers
>>28012676
Dude I know at least one hot feminine lesbian. We've bonded over how annoying it is that you can never tell which way pixie-cut girls go.
