>ask girl if she wants to go out with me
>she says no
>go grab some drinks by myself anyway
Who else /DEVILISH/ here?
>>28005900
>Kill 77 people
>Get given prison conditions better than most poor people
>Complain that they are not good enough
>Win court case
>>28006135
breivik is legitimately my hero. if i wasn't such a pussy i'd try and do what he did.
>respond to craigslist ad by a homo who wants to suck a straight guys dick
>am actually gay
>post devilish thread
>use hijack instead of devil pepe
MADMAN
>>28006135
pussy ass euro government system
>homeless person asks for change
>give him a handful of chocolate coins
>>28006263
ABSOLUTELY
D E L I C l O U S
>be in bus line
>Homeless guy ask for whats left of my pepsi
>Give it to him
>It was the Lemon one
this actually happened
>girl asks if I want to go see a movie with her that Friday
>say no
>go see it alone on Friday
DEVLISH
>>28006355
I bet he looked reallysourwhen he found out.
>>28005900
>Coworker wishes me well on my interview and says her thoughts are with me
>Say thank you, it's appreciated
>I don't really appreciate it
>There's 6 girls who keeps staring at me in my college class
>just go around like I don't notice it
>still a kissless virgin with no friends
>girl looks at you
>ignore her
Take that you fuckin roastie
>>28006641
>cute girl makes small talk with you in the bus stop
>take the next bus that pass doesn't matter where it goes
Fuck her and her cute blue braces
>post in /devilish/ thread without actually posting content
>girl doesn't notice me at all
>stare at her while imagining life together
And she'll never be the wiser.
>Excuse me do you have time to take a survey
>Yes
>take a survey paper from the woman
>walk away while shes explaining what the survey is
>throw it in the trash while still in sight range
>>28006713
Now that's just rude.
>Tell annoying girl to keep going with the story she's telling me of her drunk adventures and that she has interesting friends and she is a unique person.
>I'm actually bored and waiting for the first opportunity to ditch her.
I can't even count the amount of times she's done this shit to me. I had a crush on her like two years ago but then one day, it suddenly all stopped. I wish she would get a hint. It's been a year now.
>>28006682
>at bus stop
>three girls keep staring at me
>one of them moves closer to me and start doing shit with her hair
>get my bus and go home and get sad and full of regret
>good opportunity to gain work experience and references pops up
>bail out
Take that future me
>>28006135
well at least he killed shitheads instead of maybe a pregnant mother Teresa
>date girls
>fuck em erryday
>they start talking about their life problems and family issues
>dgaf
WEW
>tell family I'm voting for Hillary in the primary
>vote for Trump
>>28007165
>making america great again
But that's not devilish at all, senpai.
>>28006694
>import 6 million ooga boogas into Europe
>sit back and watch the mass rape and terrorism
DEVILISH
>>28006173
he's a zionist supporter. you're a blue pilled idiot and an edgy little faggot that will never be loved.
>have urge to fap
>open up some dirty/shitty/farting anal porn tabs
>fap to pictures of my aunty and sister
>have done this so many times i dont even keep count
>mfw no one but me knows
>>28007165
>>28007201
>he thinks trump is going to win
>>28006713
So funny but Devilish. Those people have to be so happy and cheerful at that kinda job and deal with loads of people rejecting them.
>guy came to my door asking how I was
>Says he's not selling anything
>starts rambling on about what he's doing
>say I'm interested
>he carries on rambling on and mentions donating
>say "nah sorry" and shut the door
![512x512bb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2Fc2cEJ.jpg "512x512bb[1].jpg")
>thread gets replies
>start the same thread next day
>>28006634
>be a girl in your college class
>keep looking at autist in back corner to make sure he doesn't reach for his gun
>>28007430
*no one but me and the entire nsa staff
>support Bernie the most out of all the candiates in the race
>still enjoy the schadenfreude of Reddit's collective asspain everytime he suffers a major loss
>>28006713
Too mischief
>in class
>some whore asks for a pen
>I have 3 in view
>don't say anything
>she asks me if she can use one
>tell her no
>she tells me I have 2 extras
>tell her I know
>she starts getting frustrated and looking around
>everyone looking now
>someone says "just let her use the pen"
>won't do it
>everyone gets angry
>eventually some beta faggot gives her his pen
Fucking slut BTFO
>>28008012
>that same kid that would always ask to borrow your pen
>stared at him for a long time with no response
>eventually rummaged through my shit just to find nothing (I had a collection of pens/pencils)
>othertimes I'd give him an out of ink pen
btfo
Bump for more devlish stories
>>28007503
>bum asks for spare change
>tell him, "don't have any, sorry."
>wasn't sorry
>always make racist posts against blacks and call everyone niggers
>am actually black in rl
>haven't left the house in months
>notice i'm all out of food and robot vitamins
>grandma gives me 20$ to go buy snacks
>walk to store and start getting what I want
>people glancing at me
>look down at shirt and notice a large amount of cum stains
>continue shopping while making eye contact and smiling
>>28007469
Rato shill pls go
>come into walmart at 3am
>guy at dairy stocking a pallet full of yogurt
>he heads into back
>take his pallet jack and move the pallet of yogurt to the other side of the store
>come back 5 hours later and the pallet still hasnt made it back to the fridge
>laugh to myself as I know I just caused over 1000 dollars of damage to walmart
>>28009315
>always make racist posts against blacks and call everyone niggers
>Im Extra Nice to people of colour in my campus irl
>>28007702
Under rated.
Come to r9k for a few minutes and realise the fucking robot is trash.
>>28007702
Nah the autistic guy that might shoot up the place it's on the front sit with big glasses and a mustache
I'm the autistic sad looking kinda guy with a 8 face
>>28005900
>Teacher asks me if I'm okay
>I say yes.
I wasn't.
>>28006173
fucking kill yourself, no one gives a fuck how edgy you think you are.
>>28005900
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Don't you have to go to work or college? Get a job you sad piece of human garbage.
>>28014073
>What the fuck is wrong with you people? Don't you have to go to work or college? Get a job you sad piece of human garbage.
found the 300lb roastie
>have a decent job and am generally a nice person
>people assume I am happy and have a good life
>I'm actually depressed, lonely and regularly fuck prostitutes
>don't tell anyone I feel this way
>>28014153
quit bragging faggot
>>28007165I did the exact same thing.
>Australian
>Told friends and family I'm voting for labor
>vote for based Tone and liberal party
>Tone wins
>fake being upset when really i was overjoyed
>>28006634
Honestly man they're probably not looking at you.
>>28005900
How the shit is this devilish? or is it just a joke?
>>28005900
>girls compliment me and give me cute smiles all the time, live like a leech off all the ego boosts
>some robot faggot keeps trying to orbit one
>so I crush his soul and take her out the same day she said she was "too busy" for him
>bitch gives me the cold while I'm out with her
>end of date, my goodbye was "I'd kiss you but you've already made me sick"
>destroy two peoples self esteems
>girl still flirts with me to this day
/DEVILISH/
>>28014151
Found the sad loser who sits in his basement that still thinks the world is high school.
>at traffic lights
>see couple
>throw hot coffee at them
>browse /DEVILISH/ threads
>have no content to contribute
>>28015568
2 /DEVILISH/ 4 me
>get called from place I applied to and get asked to come in for interview
>say I'll be there
>don't go
>>28005900
>set up a date with a girl at amusement park
>she fails to show up
>go to amusement park by myself anyway
>vision gets a warm glow to it
>think I'm getting buzzed from drinking
>I've just been staring at my laptop too long
haha, fuck you, me
>See a good devilish
>Steal it and change some words
>Repost it in the same thread
Heh... nothing personnel
>ask a lot of questions
>quote a lot
>insult some anons
>make non-sensical thread
>get bored quick
>close browser
>don't come back on 4chan for the next 24h without checking who replied to me for ever.
>>28007916
Underrated, redditors shit themselves, claim fraud and foul play whenever hillary wins
>>28008012
S I N I S T E R
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>>28015017
>pure narcissism
>>28006401
Heh
Heh
Hehh
