I want to suck a cute robot's cock!
>tfw you'll never be cute
Also post traps tb h
>>28005599
are you m or f?
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>>28005651
i got ya m9
>Trying to trapi.e., crossdress for retards who think it's the same as being trans
>Some people (with low standards) tell me I'm good
>Some people tell me I'm not
>Can't even look at face in the mirror
>Hip to waist ratio is shit
>Shoulders too wide
>Doomed to never be cute
>Doomed to never have a bf
I can't take it senpai.
>>28005840
Be femboy or twink who crossdresses. Depends how gay you are though, if you're after straight guys or you won't have much luck. Gay guys won't mind if you just look like a cute boy in cute clothes.
>>28005973
I'm unwilling to settle for anything less than a trap, and I'm not feminine enough. Just kill me now.
>>28005768m ;)
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (5.00% content).
>>28005840
the real problem is your 3rd dimension, so kys
>>28006174
I hate 3D too, I just want to be desired.
>tfw wide hips
>tfw round butt
>tfw cute face
>tfw cute voice
Sucks to be you folks. I only ever crossdress when I'm depressed though.
Did somebody say traps that want to be desired because my cock is already throbbing
>>28006279
FALSE FLAGGER. PROOF OR STOP POSTING.
>>28006345
Low standards detected.
If you'd desire everyone do you really desire anyone?
>>28006515
My standards are low as fuck, I DON'T care. I just like traps. Don't try to undercut my fetishes with your fortune cookie wisdom.
>>28006424
I only post my body when I'm depressed and desperate for attention though.
i want to keep this thred alive so i can fap 2 it l8r
>>28007647
fuck you look soft and sweet
>>28005599
Man, whenever I get horny all I can think about is crossdressing and sucking robot cock and letting them take turns cum in my ass
>>28007647
oh god your nipples look delicious. I want to suck them and make you a mommy.
>>28005599
Fuck it I'm lonely enough to post.
I fantasize about women choking me while sucking my dick. Basically I want a girl to use me as a sex object, reach down my pants without asking and treat me like her personal fucktoy.
But that'll never happen.
>>28009013
I want a woman to write "meme" on my chest in white board marker
>>28005599
wut steam im cute
>>28005599
I can be considered qt, where you at anon
>>28006554
pOST something sempiessssssssssssssss
I want to taste a cute robots feet!
>>28005599
tranny or trap?
:^)
bumpig blox blox blox blox blooox
I want to give robots sweaty footjobs and lick their sticky cum off my toes<33333
bump cus i wanna fap
>>28005840
2curious, post pics
>>28005840
post pics
also my pet peeve when it comes to trap is body hair so as long as you do that I think you are miles ahead of the traps on /soc/
>>28009429
Alright fineI'm feeling pretty shitty anyway
>>28010179
ok now face
why do traps only want other traps? so irritating; dont even bother letting people know what you are then, it's so frustrating
>>28010179
Your body is getting a lot worse fampai
>>28010179
I'd probably lick the belly button.
>>28010179
spread your legs cutie
This shit only works in 2d. In 3d the image completely collapses and you end up staring at some fucking delusional shitclown with bony hands who burps and blows his nose and grows facial hair like any other human and who will age into a doughy, balding faggot.
>>28010324
Yeah, this is pretty much spot on
>>28010179
10/10 would bust nut in your boipussy and have you make me breakfast
>>28010143
Post means of contact, I'm interested in feedback.
>>28010466
d.tho1 on kik
send timestamp so I know your real pls
>>28010531
I don't have kik, forget it.
>get kik stuff
>it's all preshot garbage from your fucking gallery
I COULD LOOK AT PORN ON THE INTERNET WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT
>>28010579
so entitled
if there are dudes born with the bodies, and apparently the mentalities of grils, are there grils that exist with the mentality of dudes?
>>28010179
cutie <3
>>28010579
skype?
(blox)really r9k?
>>28010624
i was friend with one in high school
LONDON
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ddesu
>>28010624
At least more dudes are waking up to the fact that the problem of the feminine has less to do with having a vagina and more to do with being the object of desire. All that attention goes straight to the fucking brain boss, on God I promise you that. Mark it.
>>28010662
Post yours. I'm paranoid and unconfident.
>>28010766
same as kik d.tho1
>>28010730
too bad the solution to that problem is impossible
>magically destroy thirst worldwide
pretty clear to me that whenever dudes figure it out, other dudes who havent figured it out are just imported
i actually like anime with masculine characters, it makes it easier to self insert
>>28010803
The thirst is most certainly eternal.
Only winning move is not to play
>tfw traps only exist as photos/videos on the internet and in 2D
>tfw they don't actually exist IRL
>Tfw these threads just remind you of how ugly and undesirable you are
>>28010853
>only winning move is to lose
if i could impart some 'ingenuine' opinion, i would suggest reverting by completely forgoing western values like respect, politeness, and 'suffrage'. just legitimize rape culture, because the other guys are doing it anyways
naturally i cant participate
Is my cock suckable? Kind of nervous about letting people in real life see it.
>>28010923
Not bad nigga but what are those two bumps
>>28011077
I don't know, probably warts. Probably makes my dick ugly as fuck.
>tfw virgin
>tfw people might think I have STD's
>tfw I might have an STD while being a virgin
Cucked by life.
>>28011138
It doesn't really make it ugly, they're just sort of there. Do you masturbate a lot? Might be like a blister or something
>>28011173
Every day, three times a day at least.
>>28011187
Do you have any videos cutie?
>no slim but soft man to rub his big softie all over my face
>>28010888
i know the feel bud
>>28011216
n-no
Is it good enough to make one?
>>28011228
That dick kinda looks like mine, mine is thicker and my balls are bigger though, these are nice feels
>>28011284
Sounds nice, pics?
>>28011266
Please do! Be sure to lick up all the cum, wasting it would be bad!
>>28011437
Oh jeez. So lewd anon!
>>28011500
Well it's your fault for making my cock so big and hard!
This thread is just neckbeards pretending to be cute traps for other neckbeards.
>>28011667
So? It's not like robots can do much better. Might as well pretend to get sex if you can't come close to getting it in reality.
>tfw when no robotraps to lewd chat with
>>28012057
This. I'm too scared to try to ERP with someone, and too shit at it to actualy do it.
>>28010923
10/10, would let cum in mouth
like a cherry popsicle
>>28011757
I just can't pretend to be ignorant to the fact that the other person is probably some sad excuse for a human being like myself.
Though I'd love to be delusional enough to think the other person is some 'qt boi'
>starts off with good 2D stuff
>turns into 3D garbage
it can't be helped
>>28013675
make the thread great again
>tfw fantasize about getting cucked by a trap and having them fuck a girl i like
>tfw just got my first pair of tights
fug these feel so good, my dick has been diamonds all day
>>28014947
Post some pics :3
Where did you get them? I want to get some.
>>28015498
cant take anything too lewd because my roomates are in rn
>>28005599
Cute + Actual Robot = Probably Mentally Fucked
>>28015621
Do you shave? Any tips for first time shaving?
>>28015723
Lube up with vaseline. A drug store razor does fine. Shave going up for maximum effectiveness as hair usually grows downwards, so shaving up will let you get closer to the root of the hairs. After clearing some of the forest, use more pressure to clear smaller hairs. After shaving your first time, do not apply anything, lotions or ointments. You don't want it to mess with the new hair growth pattern.
>>28015805
How'd you do butt? Just bend over and a mirror?
>>28015874
Step 1: Mount leg on wall
Step 2: Feel around and hope for best
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit
>>28015874
I really hope you haven't done any of this yet. I was joking. I haven't used a razor for my under region since like early high school. Just get one of these.
http://www.amazon.com/Finishing-Touch-Yes-Hair-Remover/dp/B00PSKTVO8
Works just fine, quick, easy to manage, do it all dry. Idk how to approach your asshole for shaving. Haven't done that shit since I stopped using razor. All I can tell you is that hairless taint & crack = godly feeling. Too lazy now. If you do happen to use razor, definitely use some after shave product like aloe vera or witch hazel. Also, for god's sake don't force a razor onto your skin to get smaller hairs, you'll end up cutting yourself and it fucking sucks. Shaving balls is a scary experience with a great outcome if done right. I'd honestly just suggest getting like nail clipping scissors (dollar store product honestly) and doing hairs individually. Good luck.
>>28015874
I'm no trap or anything like that, but since I hate hair on my crotch I shaved that area a few times. I'd probably go full hairless if I could since I hate hair, but people would think I'm a flaming faggot and I'd like to avoid that.
It's ok to do it with a regular razor, but it tends to itch like hell when it grows back.
Recently I just tried using nair, one that supposedly works for the "bikini area". I just slathered a thick coating of the cream on my crotch/perineum area/butt, waited a few minutes and then swiped it off. People said it could burn or hurt, but I felt nothing. It did burn a bit when I accidentally put a bit of the cream on one cut I had on my thigh, but that's it.
I had to apply a second coating on my crotch proper since the hair is much thicker than the rest of that area, but the rest came off easily. It's kinda fascinating, really.
As for the balls, the nair just didn't work there for some reason, so I just shave normally with a razor. Just stretch it taut and be extra careful, it's really hard to cut yourself with a disposable razor.
And for the love of god don't use any electric shaver there if you don't want to maul your balls.
>>28016407
So nair worked on crotch and butt crack? Do you have link to specific product? Don't want to burn my butt.
Also I've read the nair makes pretty bad smell, is that true? I'm at home so I don't want my parents to notice foul smell of my pubes melting.
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>>28016462
>Also I've read the nair makes pretty bad smell, is that true?
I wouldn't say "bad", but it's a very distinct smell that takes a while to go away.
pic related, it's exactly what I bought. I bought it initially to get rid of some of the hair on my back, but then I decided to try it on other spots.
>>28016527
Thanks, guess I'll wait till I have house to myself.
Does the hair chemical gunk just wash down the drain?
>>28016723
it went down pretty easily even when there was a ton of the stuff.
I use to be content with dying alone, but after discovering traps I just don't know anymore.
