>decide to bite the bullet and download tinder
>get matched with this girl
>talking the past couple days
>decide to bite the bullet because it seems like this is going nowhere and send this
>she responds
>no idea what to say now
HELP, /r9k/!
>>28288469
>Good, give me your number and we'll figure out the when and where
>>28288469
unfriend her and delete tinder
>>28288517
Also, post respond OP!
>birthday weekend
>go to a club, it's backed like sardines
>live in ui town, everyone just graduated
>on xanax, amphetmaine and drinking beer. completely on top of my gave with 0 anxiety.
>friends who i sell drugs to or havent seen me recent constantly say "damn you're getting in shape" etc.
>it was 80 deg otuside so i wear a red polo and nice shorts
>get...
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>>28288380
>xanax, amphetmaine and drinking beer
i'm sure you were hella suave
>>28288380
>i'm not depressed about it, just fucking annoyed about why no girl wants anything to do with me AND THEY REFUSE TO TELL ME WHAT TO FIX?`
>>28288400
0 anxiety, top of my game, alcohol alone makes me just pissed of at jews
>You will never hold her in your arms as she's going through withdrawl and you say everything will be alright
*flicks your nose*
>:c
>>28287780
>withdrawl
lmao
nigger the only thing withdrawn from her would be muh dik then the rest of me
Drug addicts are disgusting and will always put you second to their addiction. Trying to 'save' a drug addict slut is as bad as being a beta cuck.
ITT: we discuss post possible candidates to be our Queen.
I don't know if we have a 'King' or not but we should just establish the Queen right now. The thing is though, it CAN NOT be a """"fembot"""" from /r9k/. It has to be a woman outside 4chan in general and there is a reason for that.
I nominate Rooney Mara to be the queen. She's an actress. She's made quite a name for her self on /tv/ because of her cute and borderline-autistic personality. She's also not a complete slut.
>>28287608
The king is elliot rodger
>>28287608
fuck off there is no girls allowed here they're just attention whores
>>28287755
Except for roony of course
Imagine what it must be like to be this guy.
>Opens his eyes for 2 seconds
>Chads around the world go berserk
>Stacys brought to their knees and cum in sync
Maybe in another life i will be kit harrington
he's actually going out with rose leslie IRL (ygritte)
he has good taste
>>28287401
My most recent ex has a massive crush on him lol
I dont get it? He doesn't look that good to me(not much above the average guy) and his height is not impressive.
Who armpit fetish here?
>a fembot will never let me fuck her hairy b.o stinking armpit
fuck you fembots
>>28287074
>a fembot will never call me daddy
best fetish
>you will never unload on imogen's pits
What did he google /r9k/?
He's underaged so probably 4chan.org/r9k
4th channel
>>28286991
how to make his wiener fucking huge
is philosophy useless ?
>>28286852
Ethics is still pretty important.
>>28286852
No, every academic subject on earth involves the application of philosophy
>>28286852
its an interesting pastime but dont fool yourself into thinking its any more important than that. Don't major in it at college.
You do realize that lusting for teenage girls is not paedophilia?
In fact paedophilia implies being sexually attracted to prepubescent children. In many countries young women aged 15 16 are perfectly legal in fact they were legal across the entire world until recently(the past few decades) which happend with the rise of feminism.
The intire idea of banning sex with "minors" came right along with sexual freedom and women being whores. They feared that a man in his mid 20's or early 30's who has high value will instead of marrying a whore marry...
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beta jealousy that they could not get teenagers in their hottest years and old roasty jealousy
>>28286863
Indeed men are even more jealous than women when they see their college fuck a young girl. Some get butthurt even when a 23 year old fucks a legal 18 year old
>>28286809
Pedos and their pathetic excuses. Everyone knows teenage girls are attractive, but you don't marry them. Kids do a lot of stupid shit, they are not ready for commitments like that. If you value a teenage girls purity and innocence so much, let her keep it until she's an adult and can make decisions for herself. Don't manipulate her to give it away because you're greedy.
Are you gonna become the weird unmarried uncle, anon?
I know I am.
Undoubtedly.
>brother is going to get married soon
>he's younger than me
>his gross roastie waifu and him both want children
>mfw she's a ginger so I will be repulsed by my own nieces and nephews
Gingers seriously sicken me in a way that's hard to describe. I'm disappointed in my brother for even touching one.
>>28286257
Nope, I'm gonna be the weird married uncle.
already there OP
my weird unmarried uncle killed himself and i can see myself doing the same eventually
Do you speak to yourself when alone in you apartment?
sauce now on the girl
>>28286244
Yes. You don't?
No but I sing to myself.
What the fuck do I put in my tinder bio
My name is buck and I like to cuck
some TV show references
a special snowflake girl is bound to bite
"not a rapist"
"rated 4.5/5 on tripadvisor"
"will go to auction if not acquired soon"
What is robot life like at your college?
18 year old robots, where did you confirm yesterday? University of Minnesota here.
>>28285766
23 never had a job, high school drop out.
Eat shit.
>>28285766
Great bait, OP.
Nice digits, too.
>>28285796
How exactly is this bait, retard?
/r9k/, how do I fix my voice?
Here's an example using a shitty laptop mic.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S2ryCXT27U
>>28285381
stop talking from your mouth and use your throat a lot more. try it and give another message.
>>28285381
Your voice is grand, it's all in your head.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K0xTl1Chvv
Anzu clearly has an eating disorder. We should raise awareness of this in the comments sections of her vids and on social media. Use the hashtag
#saveAnzu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDGpxgQbP3k
>testing stuff brought from japan
Oh sooooo original. Female youtubers are the worst.
>>28285233
my country suffered under the ottomans for some time but i am a decent person so i am willing to help her, i can feed her natural protein shakes straight from my balls, she needs to extract it with her mouth though, nothing is completely free in this world
>>28285233
>caring about a t*rkroach rape baby