Do you speak to yourself when alone in you apartment?
sauce now on the girl
>>28286244
Yes. You don't?
No but I sing to myself.
Sometimes I talk to myself when depressed.
Sometimes I yell random words and phrases and make noises when I'm driving. Or repeat something heard on the radio,. It feels good...
>>28286244
I speak to myself all the time OP, I have mental health shit so I actually talk to 3 seperate voices that talk back to me I dont mind it at all as I am NEET and have no friends to talk too, they keep me company one of them is more abusive then the other 2 and cusses all the time
>>28286259
dakota skye
the go to petite girl in the industry right now
>>28286287
I do this on the reg Robro, I yell REEEEEEEEEEEEPP and all kinds of noises all the time I do it so much its at the point ofnbeing uncontrolable, driving I yell words and cuss words and make all kinds of sounds, some advice try shaking your head while screaming its funner
>>28286288
You sound crazy as fuck, do they tell you to kill people and shit?
>>28286244
Yes, alot actually.
>>28286259
That girl is porn star "Buck Angel" she is also a motivational speaker, my fav pron she was in was "More Bang for your Buck" also The Buck Stops Here" was good
>>28286244
>tfw constantly have to speak or nobody will acknowledge I'm there at all
>it becomes a nasty habit where I'm unable to shut up
>people complain whenever I talk
>it's almost as if they where complaining I'm there
>>28286344
No nothing like that the louder one cusses at me and says shit like "you have a girly penis" and "look at this faggot" but the other 2 voices tell him to fuck off, I also hear the radio playing when nothing is on
Yes, I scream into my pillow and cry like a baby begging for a husky.
All the time. Do it when alone outdoors as well.
>>28286375
Sounds like everyone hates you, how long do you plan on living?
>>28286403
They hate me so much that they didn't even let me die.
It's really awful honeslty
>>28286418
You at least have a big penis and a chance to fuck hookers or a trap?
>>28286313
I scream all the time while driving
No. But I occasionally talk to my dog. Dog talks back.
>>28286432
Have you ever seen those little cocktail Weiners?
>>28286244
The better question is, does anyone reply to their own post so they wont feel alone... like have entire convos with ya self online
>>28286467
Ya like a viena sausage maybe a few inches long? I'm NEET as fuck and keep them in my room for a stash of food
>>28286244
All the time.
Hell, I'm in the process of writting a novel in my head.
>>28286504
Yeah I got nothing on one of those. God better send me to hell I tell you because he is going to have to explain some shit when knock on his door
>>28286460
I've always wanted to be in a busy public place and pull my pants down, violently grab my penis and shake it while screaming.. the urge to do this is almost unbearable and I don't want to go to jail
>>28286530
Got any pics to varify how small it is, no homo ofc Robro
>>28286478
I sometimes keep posting alone in the same thread for hours, I don't pretend to be someone else tho. Anons will show up for time to time wondering how a thread with 3 posters reaches 300 posts
>>28286384
>you have a girly penis
>>28286259
>the year of our lord 2016
>not knowing who dakota skye is
I guess I watch too much porn.
>>28286244
>speaking to yourself
And you faggots like to call yourselves robots.
>>28286549
I would need a mirror, I'm so fat I haven't been able to look at it in years
>>28286538
Don't do it near a school or park, you will get knicked as a pedo if caught and registered as a sex offender
>>28286553
I do this too its kind of pathetic 2b honost
>>28286575
You sound like Rodney Dangerfield, he was notorius for making small dick jokes
>>28286538
I needed this laugh thanks man
>>28286603
Do you also post pictures of all the food you ate and beg anyone who posts to tell you to kill yourself? It might be pathetic but it's the best way of coping
>>28286654
Oh I wasnt making a joke
Sometimes when I'm alone I grab my manboobs and shout "dame! ecchi!! hentaiiiii!!!" like I'm being molested by a tentacle monster
Yes. Mostly imaginary interviews, or imaginary convos.
>>28286558
He tells me other stuff too mostly degrading and always makes fun of my penis it makes me self conscious, when I pee he says shit like "i bet you cant find it" or laughs at how small it is
>>28286244
Yeah, all the time. I give speeches, talk about what I'm doing, mumble what I'm writing, etc.
>>28286668
Not yet maybe I'll give it a shot
>>28286683
Well the bright side is you will never get the chance to use it I guess
yes all the time it what I do best actually
>>28286244
yes
i always mutter brutal shit about circumcision and shit like that
Long conversations with myself are legit one of my greatest pleasures in life
When I wake up I always give myself a motivational speech, like "come faggot you can do it" or "push harder its almost out" i think every time I take a poo I talk to myself about making it come out, when I'm alone as in parents are at work and I'm NEETING out I will scream "take that shit" "almost there" anyone else do this?
>>28286244
I just had a 30 minute conversation with myself about why Dark Souls 3 is too reliant on Dark Souls 1 lore.
>>28286887
Forgot to mention when I'm fapping I say stuff like "good job man, your almost there" or "fap harder you can do it"
>>28286478
>>28286553
>>28286603
>>28286668
>>28286802
samefag
muh content
>>28286821
Not again no. I know better now
>>28286861
I would an hero a long time ago without them
>>28286887
>>28286910
this is grand, lmaoing here
>>28286970
You should try it, it becomes addicting after some time I wonder what my parents would say though
Everyone in this thread needs to see a fucking mental health doctor christ you faggots are autistic as fuck
>>28286911
I just learned how to do this on my phone
Usually I will have conversations with my computer when it doesn't work, pound the desk and shout "work! stop freezing you fat frickin spic! frigging jew! die of aids! get cancer faggot!"
I will also list out multiple ways of committing graphic death against my computer. A lot of the time I realize my comptuer is not a person but it doesn't matter because I can still imagine her as a woman that I disembowl with a scimitar or something similar.
I also pretend to talk to Obama and ask him why he has to send his daughter to Harvard because she will get fucked a lot there and pretend to be one of his secretaries of state having a power meeting alone with him in the oval office with rain outside. We also discuss the upcoming ISIS attacks and whether we should try to stop them
Sometimes I do comedy bits in teh style of Louis CK, the same self-deprecating / dumb shit but without being as much of a cuck. I also like to pretend I am arguing with Louis about his liberal viewpoints.
There's more but that's most of it. Feels good to get this off my chest.
It depends. Some days I hold a running conversation with myself, but other days I don't say a single word.
>>28286911
Haha you fackin faggot you just got BTFO by
>>28287027
Him
>>28286244
No I speak to my girlfriend instead
>>28286384
What the fuck, dude they make medications for shit like that I also laughed at girly penis thats fucking hilarious but serious get some help b4 you have a full blown episode and you end up cutting your dick off
>>28287227
B8 if not REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE fuck outa here Chad you faggot
>>28287285
>call it out as bait
>immediately fall for it
You really are a moron.
>>28287191
>>28287191
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>>28286244
I have figured out way more by talking to myself than talking to others
>>28286287
I wish I had turrets so I could yell shit like "Nigger" or "Bomb 9/11" in a airport haha or yell "Allah akbar" they have a Britbong documentary on kids with turrets it had me in tears watching it laughing so hard
>>28287313
You are still a lonely faggot Robro why not join a robot skype
>>28287124
Are you a skitzo like that other guy in this thread?
>>28287252
I don't think I would cut my dick off but I do take medications to keep it somewhat under control
>>28287350
Who the fuck would want to skype with other /r9k/ they would all be crying about no gf and talking about butt fucking traps
>>28287107
I didn't read anon it was to much, you sound long winded as FUCK, do you ever get annoyed at your self for talking to much and not shuting the fuck up?
>>28287350
I would rather not do that. I can't really talk to strangers
>>28287350
I would consider it if we could cam and mutual masterbate sessions
>>28287366
No. I just never had friends so I started talking to myself instead. I'm not even really thinking when I'm talking to myself, the words are just coming out.
>>28287473
You could at least listen creepily and lurk in the background
>>28287408
Actually everyone just accuses each other of not being a robot and not belonging while some clear normies and a girl or two dominate the entire conversation
>>28287490
Wtf do people say when you are talking out loud to self?
>>28287474
This faggot is a reason I wouldn't want to hang with Robro senpai
>>28286244
I do. Ever worse, I do it in english and it's not my native language.
>>28287514
Small talk, basically. I mostly talk about whatever's going on at the moment or what I need to do later.
>>28287500
Pretty much it would be a NEET and WAGEKEK convo as you put it 1 fembot would dominate the chat while 200 bots fight for her attention
I wonder how many Chads talk to them self, I'm also betting that people who have a small penis do this often like under 7inches
>>28287554
Same here, but it's kind of better as you actually train your language skills
Why can't people see advantages of talking to yourself?!
>>28287570
Are you a fucking NEET? I do this when I am doing a task or remembering a list like groceries or something IDC ifnsomeonensees me chatting solo fuck them
>>28287631
when I talk to myself in english I sound quite ok, but when I had to talk to others (or even record) I talk like a potato.
>>28287631
Who needs friends or a GF, I can jack my dick just fine and talk to myself
>>28286244
I speak to myself when I'm in public with my coworkers, shit's embarassing
>>28287619
Nigga you consider a 7 inch dick small? I swear everyone always has a 8 or 9 inch dick here, I'm sitting at around 6.5 inch dick
>>28286244
Nice dubs.
Yes. I find that putting thoughts into words can change their meaning, so often if I'm struggling with an unusual problem or decision, I'll pose it to myself aloud and see if I notice something I failed to before.
I do not hold conversations with myself.
I have one-sided conversations with people in my head. It sort of makes up for having an extremely limited social circle, though its a little boring since I cant really have an argument.
>>28287657
No, I work. I don't talk at all at work, though. I'm alone for 16 hours out of the day, and it gets lonely.
>>28287723
At least you dont have a angry voice making fun of your penis all the time, at lunch when I was peeing he said "haha look at that useless shemeat"
>>28287751
What the fuck do you for work? I use to work as a darkroom tech for xrays, friendly Robot job, be in total darkness 8 hours a day 0 contact with people as we passed the films through boxes, just sit there and listen to the radio
>>28287761
What the fuck.. is this trolling ? Do you really have a voice that talks about your penis?
>>28287717
I don't talk to myself and my dick is 5.5 inches M8
>>28287806
I work at a data center fixing and maintaining the servers and such. I can get away with not talking a lot.
I know one of youncock suckers has a voice in theirnhead that tells them to kill people and burn shit up
>>28287868
You ever sabotage the servers so you will always have work to do and keep your job?
>>28287806
>>28287868
These sound like good jobs I hate working with people or customer service, real though did you guys ever fap at work?
>>28287903
No. I just don't care all that much. If something really bad happens, it's an excuse to finally kill myself. I'm really just waiting for that moment when it gets bad enough to overcome my fear.
>>28287931
No.
>>28287827
I'm not trolling he does say stuff like that
>>28286244
No desu I speak to my waifu pillow
>>28287931
I did all the time at the darkroom job no one would be able to catch me and I was younger so when it was slow sometimes I would jerk off 2 or 3 times a day in there
>>28287945
Are you old and fat? You sound like you could be a wizard, I knew a lotnof tec guys that were short FAT manlets that were wizards
>>28287985
Who is on the pillow if I may ask senpai senpai famalam
>>28288011
>Are you old and fat?
I'm 26 and a bit on the thin side.
>You sound like you could be a wizard
I'm not. I just don't like people. It's a weird dilemma. I'm very lonely but I also really hate people.
>>28287945
Why work if you plan on killing self later?
>>28288045
Buy some hookers and fuck them, dont be like that robot who bought 2 tranny hookers and got mugged by them kek
>>28288070
Because things aren't quite that bad yet. You ever been stuck watching a movie on tv you don't want to watch? Imagine you're watching a movie that's pretty bad and you want to change the channel. But the remote's on the other side of the room and you really don't want to get up, so you wait until the movie gets REALLY bad to get up and grab the remote so you can change the channel. That's my life.
>>28288115
I've been with women before. I don't want physical intimacy. I want emotional intimacy. Been thinking of getting a dog but that's a 15-year commitment to not killing myself and I'm not sure I'm ready to make that.
>>28288045
Would you let a pair of traps spit roast you?
>>28287009
Late response but I'm back.
I do something similar when I watch porn and get really immersed.
I say shit like "yeah, take it, you little whore" or I say nonsense that is supposed to sound like angry japanese when watching JAV.
>>28288147
I'm not gay, so no I would not.
>>28288143
Get a larger dog they dont live as long so you would have a 8 year frame
I mumbled in discussions with myself increasingly from ~2005 until 2014
the conversations were me defending my points of view and opinions against 'someone' ridiculing and bullying me
as it turned out, I was having conversations with what (in the later years) turned out to be literal 'voices in my head' as people call them
now I'm on antipsychotics and don't do that anymore at all
>>28288198
That's still more of a commitment than I want to make, because I'm not convinced I want to still be alive at 34.
>>28286244
I've always occasionally mumbled to myself as times, but I've never really spoken more than few words to myself.
I always talk to my pets when I'm alone though.
>>28286259
Yo' RT this is is some of the creepiest shit I've heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBX5-s7_d18
>>28288241
>dat early 90s mystery soundtrack
>>28288042
This lovely 2D grill senpai
>>28286244
I just start to freestyle when I get that urge, kin
>FUCK!
>I fucking hate myself
>I want to die....
>Jesus fucking Christ
Etc etc
>>28288318
Id fuck that pillow raw
>>28286304
Id still rather fuck Tasia
>yep
>yep
>welp
>yep
>oh well
>*sigh*
>m'k
>maybe another time
>guess I'll do it tmrrw
>fuck
>>28286565
>socially isolated introverts (robots) dont talk to themselves
pretty dumb post tbqh
Rarely in full sentences. Mostly when drunk.
>>28287491
I can do that IRL too and it is way more fun.
Especially when you start hearing "Is someone there ?"
Oh sweety, sure somebody is always there.
Absolutely. I thought this was normal.
I'll say stuff like "You really need to get it together" or "Holy shit I'm so stupid" or "We need to get going in 5 mins" out loud. If nobody's around I'll audibly say it, or if I'm around people, I'll say it under my breath. Sometimes I'll have a full blown 20min+ monologue just explaining how I feel. It makes me feel better when I hear my thoughts out loud.
Also, I have a vivid audio memory. I can play full songs in my head start to finish. It's fun sometimes since I can remember the lyrics, but it can get really annoying if it loops, especially when I'm high. When I'm really stoned and in a quiet room, I swear I'm listening to music on my headphones. I'll even start looking for my iPod to turn the volume up.
>>28286244
I talk to myself when I'm not alone.
>>28286244
All the time bro
Yes, I even run around on all fours and roll on the floor like an animal.
>>28288318
Those legs seem to never end
>>28288318
Seriously that's grondola tire
>>28286560
Why would you assume that we'd all know the names of 3D porn stars?
>>28288318
Just dropping in to say that you have exquisite taste anon.
I often sperg out here since no one is near meMy basement is soundproof
I speak to myself even when I am not alone when I am thinking really hard about something, frustrated, or practicing speech related stuff.
I speak to myself even when I'm not alone.
>>28286244
No, the sound of my own voice makes me cringe. I speak once every few weeks as to make sure my voice hasn't change for some half-assed reason and to see if I still can.
I speak to dead people and all the things watching me.
its fun im normal and have a sound mind tho.
>>28286244
Yes, because It's as if I'm having a conversation with myself when I could just think. I don't even notice when I'm doing it most of the time. I don't do it outside but sometimes I get an urge to set homeless people on fire
