>decide to bite the bullet and download tinder
>get matched with this girl
>talking the past couple days
>decide to bite the bullet because it seems like this is going nowhere and send this
>she responds
>no idea what to say now
HELP, /r9k/!
>>28288469
>Good, give me your number and we'll figure out the when and where
>>28288469
unfriend her and delete tinder
>>28288517
Also, post respond OP!
>>28288469
>you should come over then! I'm in the mood, and I'm not talking about the nap ;)))))))))))))))
Send her a picture of ur seething cock
>>28288469
Anon, listen to me. Nearly anyone who matches with you on Tinder has some interest in you. What's more, nearly every girl expects you to make the first move. Ask her out for drinks, anon. If she says no, then whatever, it's just one Tinder match, but if she says yes, then you're in. Don't be indecisive, go for it, ask her out.
>>28288583
That is way too gay, holy shit.
>using smileys with women
>>28288583
I bet you actually never met with her. Just said it as not too come of rude
>>28288605
Not using smileys is autistic bro. No one thinks you're le serious man because you don't use smileys. They think you're cold and distant
>>28288605
This is why you're a virgin
Origami senpai
![Screenshot_2016-05-02-21-30-49[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/INSltL2.png "Screenshot_2016-05-02-21-30-49[1].png")
>>28288605
Normal guys use smileys, bro. You don't have to be sombre with girls.
>>28288611
I'm meeting with her tomorrow. However, if you want an example of someone I have met with, here's one.
>>28288605
If you fucked girls regularly you'd realise it doesn't matter that much.
Unless you talk like a /real/ faggot no girl is going to think "ew he just used an emoji. Dropped"
>>28288688
But I'm a supreme normie, anon
>>28288691
>>28288644
Fine, you might have a point. Certain smilies, SOMETIMES is okay. Not like that though.
>>28288727
What's wrong with mine lol
>>28288583
love how she completely skipped over your question asking her out lmfao.
also using " :3 "
faggot.....
>>28288517
OP here. How about
>Maybe we should meet up and do something we both enjoy. Give me your number and we'll figure out when and where.
I dunno if just the second sentence would be too blunt.
>>28288809
yeah, drop the second part but keep the first
>>28288794
What do you think the "Yeah :) sounds good x" is in response to? And I don't think faggots sleep with girls, anon.
>>28288794
she agreed you fuckin retard
>no normie phone
>no normie book
>tfw forever a virgin
>>28288809
>We should meet up and do something
Send this. If she agrees, ask for her number.
>>28288839
I sent this. Hope it works.
>>28288994
Probably will, OP, but if it doesn't, don't get attached. This is Tinder, you cycle through women and meet up for something casual generally. As a friend of mine said - "they're Tinder bitches".
>>28288469
So many women are just whorish. Honestly, as a virgin myself, I wouldn't even have a problem with a girl not being a virgin anymore, so long as she wasn't just some easy slut like in the OP.
>>28289068
>>28288839
Thanks. I never would have been that direct.
I thought about making a Tinder, but then I remembered I'm a 23 years old virgin who lives with his parents and doesn't have a job. Also all the girls there are probably sluts.
![Screenshot_2016-05-02-22-01-27[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qXYokkj.png "Screenshot_2016-05-02-22-01-27[1].png")
>>28289104
>>28289214
>there being anything wrong with sleeping around
It's not 1800 anymore, anon, the sexual revolution happened.
>>28289161
Glad I could help. Remember, confidence is key. If a girl matched with you, she likes you and is waiting for you to invite her out.
>>28289161
>Coffee
>Not dinner
She's got other suiters lined up. Better make it count
>>28289268
The very definition of a normie.
>>28289268
>current year
Used goods are used goods, faggot.
Enjoy your bugs
>>28288469
>well do you want to do those two activities with me at [whichever day you are free]
its not hard you goddamn autist.
>>28289319
>its not hard you goddamn autist.
Do you not see where you are right now?
>>28289331
Its still not hard. I mean he got this far, he can clearly figure out that one.
Show us her profile, op or other pics of her
>>28289353
Hey, I'm the OP. I seriously would have pussyfooted around actually asking her to do something until I had someone tell me to be direct. I'm shit at talking to anyone, let alone girls I think are attractive.
![Screenshot_2016-05-02-22-13-33[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/fkmLBcE.png "Screenshot_2016-05-02-22-13-33[1].png")
>>28289278
Don't read too much into it. I've met up with 4 girls from Tinder, I've had sex with 2 of them and will probably make that 3 later this week, but I've never had sex on the first date. It's usually a vetting and getting-to-know-you night, so I always end the night with a kiss and then if there's any chemistry we watch a movie at one of our places and have sex on the second date.
>>28289289
It's a Tinder thread, anon. We're all normies here.
>>28289311
People aren't goods. Besides, I enjoy sleeping around, so I see no reason why I should judge a girl for doing the same. What's more, if I have sex with someone I prefer them to be experienced and bold, rather than timid and terrible.
>>28289412
Fair enough I guess.
So did you tell her?
>>28289161
>wanna grab coffee this weekend?
god just hearing that line get me into a cold sweat. how can anyone possibly enjoy dating?
>>28289530
Yeah. See >>28289161
We're figuring out what day and time to meet now.
>>28289161
I feel so happy about this, I hope everything goes well for you op, destroy her pussy
>>28289570
What? Why? Talking to new people and getting to know them is fun, don't you think? That's not even touching the topic of sex and making out.
>asking girls for drinks
>not hooking up the Netflix and Chill
Its like you don't even wanna fuck them.
>asking girls for drinks
I really hope it's either tea or milkshakes
>>28289685
Some girls don't want to fuck on the first date, but will be happy to go for drinks. The girls that are ok with Netflix and Chill will go for drinks anyway. You're just increasing your coverage.
>>28289492
>I've met up with 4 girls from Tinder, I've had sex with 2 of them and will probably make that 3 later this week
Shit nigga you must be a Chad
>>28290161
I only used Tinder for a total of a month, since I stopped using it when I got a gf. That means that I meet up with someone on average once a week. For a 7/10 guy, those aren't bad stats.
>>28290161
Not only that, it must be pitty fucks or ugly chicks. Look at all of those emoticons!
>no picture of me on fb
>gotta link tinder to facebook
for what purpose?
>>28289725
>asking girls out for drinks
>not cocaine or amphetamines
Get some taste
![12573222_10208714322965196_442303435361885563_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k4qlIA1.jpg "12573222_10208714322965196_442303435361885563_n[1].jpg")
>>28290212
You're projecting, anon.
>>28290208
What constitutes 7/10?
For this board that seems impossibly out of reach
>you will never be good-looking enough to get girls on tinder
Why live? I was screwed the moment I was born.
Lately I've been having a hard time telling if some profiles are spam. They'll have like on stupid short sentence bio but no school or workplace listed.
I'm worried I'm skipping over good looking chicks because I assume they're spam.
![20160502_225347[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pXJV7cA.jpg "20160502_225347[1].jpg")
>>28290283
Well here's a relatively unflattering photo of me.
>>28290390
7/10 sounds about right id say
>>28290416
Yeah, exactly. I look a bit better on my Tinder profile picture, but I'm no Brad Pitt or Ryan Reynolds. We have to make do with what we have.
>>28290390
ur cute senpai orgiblox
>>28290497
Thanks, appreciate it(:
orgiblox 2 - electic boogaloo
>>28290390
Not bad, op
This actually gives me hope because I have low self-esteem and think I'm hideous, but in reality I think I'm about the same as you looks-wise
Still too much of a pussy to make a Tinder though
>>28290599
That isn't OP. I am. I'm actually uglierand fatterthan that guy. If you're actually curious I'll post the picture I have in my tinder profile.
>>28290390
shut up qtbot
>>28290599
Do it faggot, some of us live in a small town where it would be fucking terrible.
>>28289598
>talking to new people and getting to know them is fun
nice bait. I bet you describe yourself as a social butterfly
>>28289598
>surprised that an /r9k/ user dislikes coffee dates
you do know what board you're on m8?
>>28290599
I'm not OP, but don't worry, I know I look decent, so I assume you do too. There are very few people that look so hideous that women refuse to get with them. And that's fair enough, once you build your confidence up you'll have no problems with Tinder and women in general.
>>28290620
Post it
y88lo7u;l87;l
>>28288469
But did you bite the bullet tho?????
>>28289161
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
YOU'RE NOT MEANT TO BE HERE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28290677
Here. Be gentle.
>>28290690
kek, I was waiting for someone to notice. I'm an idiot.
>>28290655
Actually, you've got me there. I wouldn't, but my friends would and have.
>>28290657
My bad, anon.
>>28290599
>>28290674
You want to know what separates the normies from bots? Ya'll wanna know the secret?
Knowledge of simple photo filters, effects, and angles. It's that simple. It's just that you aren't narcissistic enough to perfect these skills by taking tons of photos of yourself like normies.
>>28290749
Show us the girl in the op
Her bio
>>28290749
You don't look half-bad, anon. You have a Parks and Rec Chris Pratt vibe going for you.
>>28290749
holy shit all you need is a fedora
Is it okay to download Tinder then just start spamming your dick at everyone who matches with you or is that a bad thing?
I think I have a pretty nice dick and a good few would bite.
>>28290390
I'd fuck you to show my dominance over you
>>28290778
Definitely. It's not that I'm not narcissistic enough, I definitely am, but it's a skill I have yet to perfect, so for my Tinder picture I had to have some normie friends take a photo of me.
>>28290792
Thanks anon.
>>28290802
Yeah, now do you understand why I was asking /r9k/ for help? Felt like my one chance at talking to a girl.
>>28290627
Well that's kind of a problem too. I don't live in a small town but in a small city (pop. 110,000) and it sure as hell feels like a small town.
>>28290674
I mean, I'm not a virgin and I've had people call me handsome before. Hot too, once. I do look decent but it's my low self-esteem and no confidence that stops me from talking to girls.
>once you build your confidence up you'll have no problems with Tinder and women in general.
I'm trying. Slowly but surely.
>>28290808
>susy begging to get COLONIZED
>>28290844
I'm assuming that's flattering? (:
>>28290874
I dunno, is it? I'm just jealous of your good looks
>>28290856
You need to shave and not take pictures with a close up angle in front of an anime poster
>>28290859
I doubt it feels like a small town
>>28290852
You're still cute and I want to cast you as the protag in a Mafia movie
>>28290856
No worries, bro(:
>>28290859
Don't worry, you'll get there, and once you do, you'll be fine.
>>28290889
Then yes, it is. Thanks(:
>>28290913
>all these compliments on /r9k/
Now I know why girls fish for compliments. This feels fucking great(:
>>28290763
>Actually, you've got me there.
>My bad, anon.
this is some fine cuckold speech
>>28290984
There's absolutely nothing wrong with admitting you're wrong.
>>28290913
>You need to shave and not take pictures with a close up angle in front of an anime poster
I know. The anime poster was just because it was more interesting than a blank wall, and the lack of shaving is because I've been busy with my job and studying for finals. Just felt lonely and made the tinder account spur of the moment. Also, on the topic of changing your appearance from angles, I think this girl perfectly encapsulates it.
Also
>mental health specialist
>>28291054
Protip, modern phones take very high resolution images, and it should be easy to crop out just your face if you take an angle somewhat similar to the second pic. But leave the phone at an angle of to your side.
And please shave, your hair is remarkably fine though
>get a bunch of matches on Tinder
>don't know how to get a conversation going
>also think at least half of them bots
And that's how my account got hidden for inactivity
>>28290913
>I doubt it feels like a small town
I'm exaggerating, but you do run into the same people a lot. I actually think I'd be less nervous if I lived in a larger city, because then I'd never worry about seeing someone again if I didn't want to.
>Don't worry, you'll get there, and once you do, you'll be fine.
Thanks, man :)
>>28291108
>your hair is remarkably fine though
It is pretty remarkable, since Ihadn't showered in 2 days.
>>28291179
Heh, I wash my hair every other day anyway since it looks best on the day after the shower.
>>28291054
She would be cute without all the weight
>>28291179
Well when hair is relatively short it takes longer for it to look greasy after no washing
But yeah, wash your hair
>>28290808
depends on what you've got. if you're slinging a micropenis, it might be a bad idea.
>>28288469
>purple hair
>black lipstick
>>28291258
I think everyone already checked the daddy-issues box
>>28291258
She told me this one was the most recent picture of her.
>>28288469
>>28288583
>>28288691
>>28289268
>>28289492
>>28289161
how attractive are you guys?
>>28291346
I posted my picture earlier in the thread.
That's it, time to kill myself.
suicideblox
>>28291336
I have a feeling you're walking into an orbit man, also.
>gauges
>>28291346
>>28288583
>>28288691
>>28289268
>>28289492
I'm this guy
>>28290390
>>28290852
Originalest of comments. Plz don't mute me again robot.
>>28291383
I'm not emotionally invested enough to care. I don't have time for a relationship. Just want to get laid and not feel as lonely.
>>28291336
>tanneal
fuck kinna name is that
>>28291425
You either are going to not get laid, or act hella awkward man. Not getting pussy doesn't make you lonely, you make you lonely.
>>28291211
How about... Something like this?
>>28291647
dude that's just a dick
>>28291336
she looks like a cutie.
>>28291647
That's decent. tbo
>Not getting pussy doesn't make you lonely, you make you lonely.
damn...
>>28291336
She sounds like she has a very "active social life."
>>28291778
#wisdom #wow
>>28290852
Every fucking time you post that same fucking picture.
>>28292180
Why would he need a different one? It's not like he switched faces with anybody. Any face pic gets the job done.
>>28292257
I think he's trying to shame my attention-whorey-ness or whatever.
>>28290749
HOLY SHIT RICH EVANS
>>28290749
Surprisingly not bad, I mean I wouldn't put you above a 7, you're like a 6-6.5 but you seem nice to hang around with
>>28292426
if he's a 6.5 then I'm a fuckin 9/10
or your rating system is fucked
>>28290390
You should get some muttonchops, and a cob pipe.
>>28290390
Well yeah if you look like that things suddenly become a lot easier.
I always talk to grils for like two or three days, and then they just stop replying.
Am I leaving it to long to go in for it?
>>28290390
You look like Matpat
>>28289161
>that hair
>that crazy look
Have fun dealing with her mental issues, faggot
>>28288469
>le personell r9k dating service XDDD
These threads are cancerous and need to die
stop asking autistic neckbeards for dating advice its just stupid. This is a very tired old trope yet you fucking newfag redditors keep pumping shit tier threads like this with replies
Dont you get fucking bored
The thread quality is just fucking garbage
>>28293465
Ebin post m8
That image is soooooo crazy XDDDD
>>28293250
I can't grow facial hair ):
>>28293290
Aaww, thanks(:
>>28293409
Oh yeah. Oh yeeeeaah.
Don't worry, after 3 days you guys will stop talking
>>28288517
Girls never want to meet unless you can have nonstop texting for 2 straight weeks
>>28293788
Try like 2 days and some snapchat.
>>28293465
Props doesn't even have any just pretends to be angsty and fake cuts.
>>28293802
>snapchat
Girls in Snapchat are fucking boring and have no interests outside of social media. For God's sakes, I can barely spend 5 minutes on Facebook
>>28293890
Probably because your snapchat game is weak. You gotta supplement the text game with some selifes.
Then you hit them with the
>we should totally watch some netflix and eat ice cream.
>mfw this is the kind of stuff you can send girls if they're into you
I'm not getting any matches with my photo, am I doing something wrong.
