What the fuck do I put in my tinder bio
My name is buck and I like to cuck
some TV show references
a special snowflake girl is bound to bite
"not a rapist"
"rated 4.5/5 on tripadvisor"
"will go to auction if not acquired soon"
>Chillin. Lovin life. U kno.
Works for chad
so what kind of photo's would be good for tinder. I was thinking of adding my half naked photo.
>>28285861
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>>28285904
if you have to think about whether to do this, do not do it
>>28285904
photo with friends hanging out, where you look more attractive than them or the centre of attention
photo outdoors doing a sport
photo playing guitar
no cock pics or nudies
>>28285917
Is that your mac address?
>>28285861
I quite like this, good job robot
>>28285842
some kind of joke is good. some interests. maybe your height if you are tall
>>28285842
Pic o' U poopin'
Link 2 scratch 'n sniff website o' ur fartce
Geocache coords o' a box o' yo' faeces ni**a
>>28285921
What if I have none of these anon
>>28285842
only uggos have to write something in their tinder bio>tfw uggo
>>28285960
do you have a big cock?
>>28285949
>Geocache coords o' a box o' yo' faeces ni**a
lmao i can't stop laughing at the thought of someone doing this
Put something about Lord of the Rings or Harry potter or something. Women eat that shit up. Makes them feel unique.
>>28285990
No
That's the reason why I can't even hit on women or try to flirt with them
Even if I got them in bed theyd laugh and leave
>>28285842
Make a joke about some TV show that girls often watch. Game of thrones jokes seem to do the trick.
Say your height if you are tall.
>>28286015
can't be that bad m8
used to know this pussy chav lad who still got laid with a ~5 incher
how big?
>>28286075
4.5
Haven't measured girth but I think it's quite thin
>>28286129
Read my post again, hope isn't lost. Just concentrate on getting them in bed first
Tinder? I hardly know her.
I put in. "give a man a hamburger and he'll live for a day, teach a man to hamburger and he'll live forever". Humor is pretty important for me, I wanna a chick that digs the same humor, makes sense to me.
>6'3"
Nothing else, just that.
It works like simple seasoning on high quality meat.
I use this
>if you're gonna do something in the night that you're gonna regret early in the morning, go to sleep late :hand making circle with index and thumb emoji:
I pull a hell of a lot matches, so I reccomend using a phrase on this fashion.
>>28286261
Fucking kiII yourself.
>>28286261
I would right swap you at the second if I was a chick anon.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GG6XQft6fg
I have your back
>>28286261
>>28286411
I would right hook you in a second.
I'm a hungry squirrel
Looking for a nut
Don't be shy
Lemme stick it in your butt
Do bios even matter?
I figured they would only look at your first pic
>>28286434
stop hating america you fucking communist
>>28286494
if you are meh tier, they probably look at your bio.
>>28286494
Sometimes they are in doubt and the bio could just seal the deal. I do the same
ive had many different bios
'a e s t h e t i c s' seems to work if it also suits your picture style
if youre really passionate about music or art something like 'i could listen to ... all day' could work, girls like artsy types
really fucking stupid jokes work because girls are stupid
dont make it too deep, i once had 'this looks suspiciously much like matchfixing...' which is quite a decent joke but nobody got it
>>28286646
>if youre really passionate about music or art something like 'i could listen to ... all day' could work, girls like artsy types
I own a DSLR. would shitty HDR photos that /p/ would cringe at work?
other than that I'm not arty. I worry about normies talking about music because I listen to so little of it
>>28285842
Name, Age, Height, Weight, Occupation, Favourite Anime
>>28286733
Id just go for a stupid joke of some sort then
advice though: if youre basically just chad but ugly, girls wont like you. Find a way to be different than chad, you need to have something chad doesnt have.
About myself:
6'3"
80 kg
Penis: 8"x7"
Maximum bench: 700 lb
Charisma quotient: 9.7
Average fuck session: on demand (30 mins-2 hours)
Fuck : orgasm ratio: 1 : 5
Rating (sample size: 500): 9.3
Turns out I'm not as fat or as ugly as I thought because I matched with some other fatty
