fellow robots, i have been lurking /fit/ for a while. I see so many of them posting stories how they fuck tinder sloots left and right.
Even the ugly ones said, having a good body turned them into a slayer.
I know we pity /fit/, but i get so jelly reading these stories.
Some of them even post the nudes of them saying :" fucked this sloot last week and ignored her from there on".
Should i try it? Should i start lifting?
Should WE lift and escape /r9k/ ?
Im tempted to try it bois, these stories make me jelly as fuck....
Also...
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>>28685874
if only there would be a gym where you could lift your personality. Lifting body only comes as close as it can get to make a good first impression.
Will lifting make you taller?
Will lifting make you white?
>>28685874
Lifting weights won't cure your autism. It will just make you autistic about lifting weights.
How does this make you feel /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWAE2X8Jq60
>>28685476
Sims thread?
Fucking Sims thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=399YneFTwh0
>>28685520
Why is the soundtrack so fucking good?
https://youtu.be/Bs5QGN-zhwM
When was this? I had this on PC when it came out. Was in 1999 or 2000?
I remember those years.
>still a somewhat young innocent kid
>parents were happy
>lived in a massive rich person house
>life was awesome everyday
now im a poorfag and my parents are miserable oldies and video games suck dick and life is shit everyday
>tfw tits are leaking
..fuck..
WHY DO GUYS HAVE NIPPLES?
Check mate, Scientologist.
>>28685156
>tfw not sure if guy,tranny or wannabe tranny femboy thing
>only 4chan boys
>also its not a girl, no matter what
>>28685156
Uh. Thats hot.
You taking hormones or have a change in diet?
From a scale of 0 to 10, how would you rate your current mood?
0 is severely depressed. 5 is neutral. 10 is absolute bliss.
I'm at a 7 right now desu
I haven't felt this good in weeks
3fyfyfififkiddfdyfygfiyfiyfiyfiyfiyfiyfifvcvity
Aboutta 5
Okay boys. There is no such thing as a virgin walk. This is straight from a woman's blog. They don't look at your walk. They judge how you react to their touch.
Myth busted!
>woman's blog
what the fuck were you even doing there?
Jeez OP have you considered suicide?
>>28684261
Sauce plez?
This ugly fat small-dicked loser has a hot girlfriend, who fucks him whenever he wants.
What's your excuse?
>>28684019
He might actually have a good face, or she could just be a hooker.
>>28684019
What the FUCK is wrong with the head of his dick?
>>28684019
what the fuck is her race? at some points it looks white, asian, and latina
Why is it that all the robots on this board keep striving to attain female interaction and sex, but in a strictly emotionless way, and then bitch when their lives are still empty?
Robots post all the time about building up themselves and getting the confidence to treat girls like shit, and then wonder why they get women that are pretty happy being treated like shit. Seriously, at that point you may as well fuck a hooker.
To be clear I'm not advocating becoming a "nice guy" beta orbiter but did it never cross your mind that there exists a species...
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>>28683971
They're mostly sociopathic losers themselves.
>>28684181
I don't really believe this. Beyond all the shitposting and reee XD, most robots seem to be fairly normal people in shitty circumstances who have let themselves be fed a very confused destructive worldview
>>28683971
Well, for me the problem isn't to attain emotionless sex, but rather finding any woman who would accept me:
Cons
>Currently overweight without motivation to get slimmer. Need someone who can help me shape up again.
>I hate going to parties, it is exhausting.
>no interesting hobbies
>average looking
>OCD
>Sperg (Social...
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Would you bone a skelton?
Really, I have a theory that everyone likes auschwitz-mode the best, but is too ashamed to admit it.
>tfw no bridgegap gf
>be semifat guy
>tfw no skelly gf
>tfw skinny women hate fat guys
>>28683628
would bone a spooky skelly,
but not the best. not at all
Enjoying my afternoon coffee in my neighbor's backyard & I just wanted to let everyone know
>>28683182
Different mug today, I notice.
>>28683182
cool coffee mug, you fucking loser
god, Don, you are such a fucking dork.
no wonder you never have a gf
post more pics of your mom
looking like a cutie as usual
- jeremiah
FATE THREAD OF FATE
Post in this motherfucking thread and ill tell you your motherfucking fate like where is your fucking love yo yo
or money
or bullshit lmao
OR SONGS
ANYWAYS GOGOGOGOGOGOGO
>>28682705
Hi, fateanon!
I've been waiting for your thread. Last week, I asked you if my computer problems were solved and you said they never stop.
You were right. I had to do another clean install and an hour ago, I had problems with my modem.
Anyway, I have a few questions for you.
1. Why have I been so unlucky this year (not only with my computer) and when will my bad luck end?
2. Can you tell me about future, from love and money perspectives?
3. Why does my leg feel weird sometimes?
>>28682838
I forgot to say that I really like your threads.
hello fateanon!!!
will i ever find a decent husband, or should I plan to spend my life alone?
Are guys expected to shave their chests nowadays?
Do women think hairy chests are gross?
>>28682650
Yeah I shave mine.
>>28683698
Is this the norm nowadays?
What's the best way to shave it?
>>28683772
I use industrial trimmers then gel + razor for max smoothness.
You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't lift
>>28682004
im too lazy. Whats up now?
>>28682004
I wish any woman would look at me like that.
I'm lazy and think everyone is trash.
Do girls actually grow hair in their armpits? I'm not kidding. It seems like a myth. There are pictures but I assume those girls just have high testosterone by some reason.
Do girls really grow hair there? Normal girls?
yes
they shave them constantly because visible armpit hair is considered completely unacceptable
Yes. Women keep a razor in the shower and shave their armpits probably every time they shower
>>28681573
So like, Scarlett Johansson has hair in her armpits? Or even our moms?
Over a week now I have posted to you guys about myself and a girl named Marina who I have been spending some time with. Some people said they would like to read about what is going on between us.
I don't know if it's worthwhile me to post as often as I so far have, but here anyway is an "update".
yes, please do, m8. the only good thing on this board.
>be me
>on Tuesday evening I post a thread here about what happened Monday
>go to bed very late again after writing it
>she told me over messages Tuesday not to worry about her and uses an exclamation mark as if I am being too silly or serious about her
>on Wednesday (yesterday) she sends me a message "good morning" when I am rushing to iron my shirt
>she uses a winking face emoticon...
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>in work I go to the bathroom around once an hour (I drink a lot of water but also fear for my body sitting all day)
>in the bathroom I find my cheeks often are red and I worry they will always be like that
>but still I feel upbeat and less "slow"
>there is a guy sitting nearby who is younger than me and works here while waiting to hear from a drama school he has applied to (he wishes to become an actor)
>he says...
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holy shit
this illusion blew my mind
...what illusion?
its just a cigar sticking out of a wall
>>28681128
>not seeing the naked woman painted like the wall
>>28681107
lmao
she's built like a brick house