FATE THREAD OF FATE
Post in this motherfucking thread and ill tell you your motherfucking fate like where is your fucking love yo yo
or money
or bullshit lmao
OR SONGS
ANYWAYS GOGOGOGOGOGOGO
>>28682705
Hi, fateanon!
I've been waiting for your thread. Last week, I asked you if my computer problems were solved and you said they never stop.
You were right. I had to do another clean install and an hour ago, I had problems with my modem.
Anyway, I have a few questions for you.
1. Why have I been so unlucky this year (not only with my computer) and when will my bad luck end?
2. Can you tell me about future, from love and money perspectives?
3. Why does my leg feel weird sometimes?
>>28682838
I forgot to say that I really like your threads.
hello fateanon!!!
will i ever find a decent husband, or should I plan to spend my life alone?
I really fucking hate your threads fateanon. I hate your threads and I hate your attitude.
now tell me my fate you dumb slut
>>28682705
my fate is in your hands fateanon
original post
I enjoy seeing your threads, you're really cool, I hope you're doing well.
Ganbatte FateAnon.
Tell me my fate Oracle Senpai
tell me my fate please it's really important
Please tell me oh great one
hi fate-chan
I've been trying to be more outgoing, will this ever net me a bf or should I give up now
>>28682705
Hey dork your gay fortune didn't work I want my (You) back.jk u da bes
>>28682838
HI YOU
I RECOGNIZE YOU
hi! oke ill try to answer
1. CURSED
Jk. Sometimes fate gives us shit years. Btw 2016 is a shit year for everybody overall, dont ask me why. BEWARE OF AUGUST LMAO. But its cool because after shityears sometimes good things happen?
2. I cant say much on love now but
i feel like if right now if you get motivated enough and move yo ass you could achieve good results in the future regarding money? like being succesful and that ENVY IM HRFRHUR NICE THO
3. IM A FATERIST NOT A THERAPIST
also thank you a lot i really like support
as in thread support lmao
>>28682863
hello anon
ill be honest here
fate is sometimes decided on our own decisions
you dont have to go for a 100 percent or a 0 percent all the time
you should
ah
like
spend your life alone but pay attention
because the love of your life might cross paths with you more than once
>>28682913
CHOKE ON A DICK LMAO
IM NOT A SLUT
oke
YOU WILL BE RAPED BY A HUNDRED MUSCULAR BUFF GUYS
CHOKING ON BALLS AND COCKS
LMAO YES
TOTALLY
THIS WILL HAPPEN
not
>>28683000
I AM THE MASTER
OBEY YOUR MASTER
COME CRAWLING FASTER
ok
beware of fats
yes thats what i see dont ask
like, fat people? fat girls? you becoming fat? it is F.A.T as an acronym?
no clue
but beware
>>28683076
im average af but thanks a lot anon
im doing pretty fine kinda sorta outta
JOKER GAME FOR YOU
not the anime lmao
that means you are free in this turn
give me what you got famalamo
>>28682705
I think I got a prophecy from you a couple months ago. Can't remember what it was.
Did it come true?
Will I get to hang out with sophia?
Will she be muh gf
Also I love ur work fate person!
All my good vibes go to u.
Hey fate-chan. You were right about what happened with her. So tell me, what about the new one? She's pretty cool so far.
>>28682705
Will I ever turn profitabel in online Poker?
>>28683351
>BEWARE OF AUGUST
What happens then?
The future deserves to remain a mystery, Anon. I'm frowning on your antics.
Gimme the fortune boss.
I havent seen you lately.
How does this work
Do I have to tell you something or do you just read my post and automatically know my fate?
Legitimately curious
>>28683215
search for the scholar girl who likes short skirts and lollipops
try to get her into bullying you
then grab her leg
SMOOTH
>>28683246
YOU WILL FIND HAPPINESS IN THE ARMS OF A WEIRD GIRL AND WILL DO WEIRD THINGS TOGETHER
btw
have you noticed how happiness its only one but sadness comes in very different types?
i read that 3 minutes ago and it left me thinking
>>28683255
BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, VAIN MORTAL
THE SKYS WILL DIE IN BLACK
THE SKAS WILL DIE IN THE BACK
IM NOT SURE WHAT A SKA IS IM MAKING UP SHIT NOW
A GREAT STORM IS COMING FOR YOU
THAT IS TRUE THO
BUT I DONT FEEL ANYTHING EVIL ABOUT THIS STORM so it will be cool
on girls: storm lmao
on money: storm too
maybe we should try again later
>>28683274
non fateing here but
well yeah it could work lmao
but maybe you will only meet outgoing people
do you want that?
just curious sorry
i see two paths for you
>>28683275
S-SORRY LMAO
SORRY
LMAO
thanks anon i love you too
LETS KILL PEOPLE
>>28683365
i got 28683365 problems and your fate aint one
cause its a cool fate
full of normal averageness and happy times in the future
cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers morofflkhsfgs M IS THE LETTER
Tell me my future, will they find a cure?
>>28683398
HOW WOULD I KNOW
I DO FATE READING NO PAST READING
SORRY
PARDON MOI
PERDON
GOMENASAI
wait is not that one
>>28683414
oh shit sophia lmao
cactus cactus cactus
anyways i think that depends on her life and how you
like
keep touch and shit
gf seems improbable but life partner not so much
WHICH IS GREAT LMAO
thanks anon person guy person man thing people gender thing anon
VIBES RECEIVED AND EATEN
>>28683437
oooh nice nice nice NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE FUCK FUCK NICE FUCK DJSAFHGK FUCK FUCK NICE
go for her!
i get
a stable happy time until the stab of time
>>28683440
Profitabels are dangerous beings.
But you probably mean profitable lmao
anyways
2/10 chances of living just with that
3/10 if you put enough effort
I DONT KNOW ABOUT BETTING SO I DONT KNOW IF ITS GOOD OR NOT GOOD AKA NOT GOOD
>>28683442
FEAR
>>28683463
fuck
is the fate police lmao
everybody hide the fates please
oh god
btw you are totally right
im just like
evil and stuff
>>28683464
YOU WHIMSICAL BASTARD
YOU GET
A VIRGIN
WITH ISSUES
ECONOMIC ISSUES LMAO
hi
>>28683470
if you tell me ill fate you based on that
if you dont ill just fate you
its not an exact thing at all lmao sorry
sometimes it doesnt work
Tell me.about my love life please op samaOriginal comment 12/99
will i hear my song on the radio next week?
>>28682705
Where and what will I be within a year from now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVxXbTk-zsQ
welcome back fate anon. Do i have that desease i've been worrying about?
>>28682705
Is it gonna work out between her and I? being so far away makes it seem like it's pointless but she's the only one for me!
>>28682705
I think this needs some serious concentrated autism to be possible.
but do me anyway
>>28683673
Okay
Will I ever be happy
Or will I just end up killing myself
>>28683673
That's a lot of nice. Thanks fate-chan. I was kind of on the fence since she's so far away but I'll take your advice!
Hi fateanon, will I be with him for the rest of my life? Also, will I get thinner in the next year?
if love could be measured on a scale from 1 to 10, how much would you say she loves/likes me?
fateanon
will i ever find a gf or bf
what kind of music do you listen to fate anon? i've seen lots of metallica in your posts lately
>>28683673
>FEAR
of what?
>>28683673
>I DO FATE READING NO PAST READING
Does this mean you can't see into others' past? What about others' present?
Will I ever meet my old childhood friends or vice versa? Will the meeting(s) if they happen be pleasant?
>>28682705
will i get out of my mum's house and get rich?
>>28683582
NOPE
wait that was cruel
sorry, no
THERE NOW I WASNT CRUEL AT ALL
sorry again
>>28683677
you will be attacked by someone
maybe you will get to know a girl who likes rock?
long hair
and form a confusing relationship
possibility of marriage: 4/10
>>28683692
I DONT KNOW
which song?
>>28683713
in hell
well not there maybe
but in somewhere sin-related
btw that thing reminds of me krafkwerk
>>28683738
NO YOU DONT
>>28683759
awh
far away relationships
i know about that lmao
not that i had one but still lmao
it will work only if you get close each other in the next 2-3 years maximum
>>28682705
OK what's in store for me
>>28684096
A very likely outcome seeing as I live in Europe, soon Eurabia.
Yeah, it is of the same genre.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a56Llxj2oH0
>>28684096
is the attack going to be something serious?and o I know this girl if no will I meet her soon?
Tell me my fate anon
bloxxy
>>28683774
well CONCENTRATED AUTISM is my second name lmao
btw is not
anyways lets goo go FGO
You should go near a jungle
im not sure about love
but a sense of purpose awaits you in there
near the river
>>28683799
is that how it is anon?
happiness is not real anyways
well you will kill yourself
yes
but dont you resent that?
so dont fucking die
>>28683807
yo guelcom jsfdhdfs
love
>>28683818
8/10 YES 2/10 NO
HM
THE SECOND ONE IS DIFFICULT TO ANSWER FOR SEVERAL REASONS SO ILL JUST SAY SOMETHING: something
>>28683871
6-7
>>28683896
yes you will anon
so be happy too
feel good
inc
>>28683990
like all kinds lmao
i discovered metallica recently so i like it a lot
but eh
king crimson, metallica, imagine dragons, rainbow, local bands, old music like tiny tim or soundtracks, bowie, foc, QUEEN, led zeppelin, etc etc etc pretty much everything idk
I'm going to flip a nickle 3 times. Tell me, what are the results? I won't flip it until you respond.
>>28683365
>>28683527
thanks fampai, nothing has been going right for me in the past few weeks and this gives me hope :^)
>>28684232
not Op but i also have fate powers. heads-tails-tails
>>28684321
I'll flip do some more flips after OP responds then. But I did say I'd wait.
>>28684212
i don't know many people who listen to king crimson or led zeppelin these days. That's pretty cool. But imagine dragons are a bit meh tbqh fampai
>>28683527
28683255 here
I had been starving myself of interaction, anyone will do really
What are the two paths?
her name is leticia. Does she like me?
>>28684021
i dont really know
its probably more about myself so dont worry, sorry
neither
only fate paths
and sometimes not even that lmao
i suck
BUT IM STILL POSITIVE BECAUSE I LOVE FATE
>>28684065
yes you will
as for the pleasant-ness (is that a word lmao) level
well
at worst a 5/10
so its okay
>>28684091
YES
AND NO LMAO
WORKWORKSWORKSWORSKWROSK WORKSORKSKROR
ass
>>28684126
far far away
in japan
a girl works in a noodle store?
im not sure if there are noodle stores in japan to be honest
anyways thats the one
her bangs are blunt and she has a mark under her lip
>>28684142
AND THATS also a pretty nice song really
like a ballad?
>>28684167
you will die if you go with that group you will meet
also your love is with that group
>>28684232
LMAO
if i had that kind of power i wouldnt be sweating my tits off in the finals week lmao
LMAO
>>28682705
Hey Oracle-chan. I'm having some pretty bad health problems and I need to get to a doctor. Is it all going to be okay?
>>28684456
It can't be helped. I still did 3 flips for you. Head, tails, head. Which matches the formatting of your response. Kinda funny.
>>28684321
You were correct. Even got the order correct.
Within a couple weeks, I'll be moving away from my mother and brother, and moving in with my father and sister. How will this go? Will my health improve this year? Will I get a gf or a friend?
Hi oracle
Am I pretty
>>28682705
F A T E M Y S H I T U P F A M I L I A
I've had health problems for 3 years, when will it finally end?
Also will I be able to start working again next year?
op is the attack going to be something serious?do I know the girl you're talking about if not will I meet her soon?
>>28684321
you are fucking great
wait are you
MY LORD LMAO
>>28684404
thanks
also
ITS WERE MY DEMONS ARE
IS WERE MY DEMONS ARE
come on
is nice?
well it is for me
>>28684437
tthe first path is a selfish person
a intelligent kind of person
not that being clever and selfish are synonims lmao
the other path is a broken person
but it lives far away so it would take more time
both end pretty well all things considered
after some issues of course
>>28684453
YOU AGAIN
i think?
anyways, i think she doesnt
but dont take that too seriously
>>28684503
hi jajajaajajaeger
yeah you will live a lot
like it or not
>>28684532
ah, nice
>>28684551
you fill face challenges related to understanding peoples motivations, motivating yourself too and organization
fightings will occur
like
arguments lmao
STAY CALM
>>28684611
yes and we should totally kiss and stuff
>>28684837
OP SAMA PLEASE ANSWER THIS IS THE 3RD TIME IM POSTING WILL THE ATTACK.BE SOMETHING SERIOUS AND DO I KNOW THE GIRL IF I DONT WILL I MEET HER SOON?
how can i stop feeling insecure about myself? it's ruining my life
>>28685077
SORRY WHAT THE FUCK
SORRY
LMAO RELAX
ID TELL YOU IF IT WAS DANGEROUS
no it wont be really serious
i dont know if you know the girl or not?
but in any case you wont have to wait too much for that
>>28684714
NEVER
and yesss
totally so go for it?
>>28685136
THANK YOU I CAN GO TO SLEEP NOW gn op
>>28684837
>YOU AGAIN
how do you always know it's me? that's just fucking creepy
curious. Can you see what a person is like when reading fates?
Will I get my vengeance on the normalfags in this world? Will I ever get the power to apply justice to everything I see?
>>28682705
Alright fateanon, how the fuck are you?
I broke up with gf of 6 1/2 years in February. We're not getting back together but I'm.wondering if should make a move on this qt who went to school with my little sister. She's 21 and I'm 25. She's in a relationship but told me she thinks she's drifting apart from him and recently kicked him out for not having a job.
If you don't get around to me that's cool. Love your threads fateanon
>>28682705
What can I hope for ? What is my my fate ?
Sincerely.
>girl walks into my workplace
>oh shit it's that one really pretty girl fuck
>feel my heart drop into my stomach
>having legitimate fight or flight response
>manage to keep it together and have a normal interaction
>oh gosh she has a cute accent too hnnnng
>she leaves without major incident
>I'm in love
That was quite exciting to say the least.
So, fateanon, would something nice happen if I got a mutual friend to introduce us?
>>28685129
YOU
can
well this is not fate but
just git good lmao
i dont know because i was never insecure
even when i was bullied
but like
judge others
a lot
by yourself
>>28685265
YOUSDFUHSGH
fatemagic lmao
>>28685354
not at all, that would be cool af tho
>>28685381
nope and nope
sorry anon
the world is unfair for almost everyone
i guess
>>28685423
IM FUCKING FINE
im about to shower lmao
and its cold af
yes make moves
even if it doesnt work, it will help both you and her so its greato yes
i see comfiness
thanks!
love your heart too
give me your heart lmao
phisically not metaphorically
>>28685424
HENTAI
i got that
now
does it mean you are a perv?
does it mean that you will watch hentai?
does it means ill watch hentai? lmao no
no clue
so it probably did not work
ah wait
FUCK
HERE
if you marry, you will cheat
if you dont marry, you will have a preferee
OP HERE
ITS SHOWER TIME
if there are more fateasks on the fatethread ill fateanswer them once im fatedone
love you all and suck tits but not your moms because thats creepy af
>>28685557
From
>>28685423
If I get with this girl the whole time I'm fucking her I'm going to be thinking "Fucking Fateanon wingmanned the fuck out of me here"
have you ever met another fate teller like yourself?
>>28682705
Tell me my fate. Are tulpas a meme or should I keep going?
>>28685751
Keep going if you want, but tulpas are a meme
Or a sign of mental illness. Or very creative imagination
>>28682705
Please oh wise Fateanon, tell me my fate.
Please.I really wanna know
>>28682705
>>28685619
OP, you still haven't answered my question from last thread.
From what anime/manga/(SOMETHING) are these pics from? I've been looking for it for a while now.
Is this girl avoiding me or is she just shy?
She said she had a crush on me a long time ago but she seems distant most of the time.
what the fuck? I need some advice/prediction of the future over here, FateAnon.
>>28682705
love pls friend anon
its your fateLOVER reporting
how are you?
nice thread as always
>>28684456
It's old english lute music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym1kWj1TwkU
rip england, my old love
>>28682705
Anon will I always be a fatty
