This ugly fat small-dicked loser has a hot girlfriend, who fucks him whenever he wants.
What's your excuse?
>>28684019
He might actually have a good face, or she could just be a hooker.
>>28684019
What the FUCK is wrong with the head of his dick?
>>28684019
what the fuck is her race? at some points it looks white, asian, and latina
She's probably a hooker and he's probably a rich tall white guy
>>28684117
She's ArabDesi dfffffrgddgergfegerg
>>28684019
it looks like his chest hair is drawn on with a sharpie
>>28684076
You be the judge.
I'm pretty she sure he is her boyfriend.
She's one of those amateurs who sells her own clips.
I don't see why she would pick him otherwise.
>>28684163
ohhh I can see it she does look indian
>tfw no indian gf
>>28684019
>>28684184
holy shit his dick looks fucked up
>>28684076
>>28684141
>fucking a hooker without a condom
are you crazy?
>>28684184
Ok so he's white and tall.
Glad we figured this shit out
>>28684184
handsome face and obviously has alpha personality too
and shes probably cheating on him anyway
case closed tbqh
>>28684225
>handsome face
phaha what?
dude is like 4/10 at best, in my country he is ugly as fuck
>>28684258
>in my country
>thinking there is any country where he would be attractive
>>28684270
well the other guy said he is handsome so yeah maybe if he lives in ugly land or some shit
I have seen a lot of things, I've been called a lot of things...
But seeing this video hit me in my innermost core being.
Im handsome guy, 26kv and this blows my mind, to top it all off, she is my type.
Universe, the fuck is rong with you?
also gimme links
now to fap at porn of guy who is 2/10 compared to me,
kill me now.
>>28684019
If that dick is considered small then I'm in big trouble
>>28684372
It's small senpai
Hard to say given the guys size.
I would say 5, and that's being generous.
>posts slightly tubby normie
>lal guise wats ur excuse
>>28684339
>Im handsome guy, 26kv
i guarantee that you are NOT handsome
>>28684490
dont fall for the ''handsome guys fuck all bitches'' meme.
One of my friends is literal 10/10 with a jaw that can plow diamonds.
Still with a 5/10 girl in long term relationships.
2/women he fucked.
Hes 27.
Dont fall for the meme boy, I could've fucked many nice chicks but I chose not to, now I see my ways were erred.
If anything my looks cuck me sometimes, I look to player-y.
>>28684019
I have a really ugly, fucked up face. Women hate me and want nothing to do with me.
So is no one gonna post source?
>>28684703
Im refreshing like a lunatic.
WERE DA MVPS AT?
That girl has a really great slim but well rounded figure.
Make her boobs just a bit bigger and I could honestly not improve anything anymore.
>>28684019
sauce pls/ this shit's mad hot
I think OP is the guy from the vid and is jerking himself now to our thirst.
/all figured out
>>28684862
If op is that guy form the video, I will suck his cock to fuck that girl.
>>28684816
I'm uploading it to mega right now.
>>28684862
Why would I post on r9k if I had hot girlfriend?
he obviously has money, or she's just a prostitute
even if that's his gf it won't last, because they never do
>>28685066
life doesnt last...
at least he got smth out of it.
>>28684019
This guy's body is fucking perfect, that's why he can get a qt gf
>>28684019
I'm a terrible, unsociable, disgusting person.
I want to die but I can't.
>>28684184
>hipsters
That explains it. He's just a "hip" dude at the moment.
Fuck this world.
>Personality matters.
>Looks matters.
Nothing matters.
>>28684339
>to top it all off, she is my type.
A tatteted up shit skin is your type?
Have PURER standards
>>28685198
nah, 95% of the time looks are the only thing that matters
the few examples of ugly guy/hot girl couples are irrelevant and you should just ignore them, it's a fantasy and it's most likely not going to happen to you
so yea, it's all looks
>>28685198
for cursed ones, nothing matters.
>>28685060
HURRY PLS
>>28685494
Here you go
https://mega.nz/#!X9tmBLib!hEkLK3k1iVN5oaRL4lrIklN-YnwJGFVRb2_ovgn0ULE
>>28685638
>2 gb
can you make a torrent instead anon?
>>28685676
>Torrent
Just post it on a tube site
>>28685726
>streaming
anon literally what the fuck is wrong with you
>>28685249
>>28685286
What is worse is when most couples, no matter how they look smooch right in front of you.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28685808
It's 2016 man, nobody downloads porn. It's all streaming. Don't tell me you have hundreds of GB of porno on your computer? lmao
Oh I've seen this argument before:
>>28684184
Wil Wheaton?
>>28684339
>Universe, the fuck is rong with you?
*teleports behind u*
nothing personnel kid
>>28684184
He looks like Tim Heidecker
>>28684220
>White, 6'4 and not fat like him
Where's my qt?
>>28684019
You failed to realize that she's an ameteur pornstar and is literally just a cumdumpster with zero value
>>28685896
Im over that t b h, after 20 it mellows up.
People here often say ''I wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy'' yet they cant stand couples in love.
Im not euphoric about it, but Im glad they have each other, it's a lonely world out there and everyone wants to experience intimacy. So let them.
>>28685908
hahaha yessir
>>28686180
>not fat like him
^well thats your problem
>be last year
>dating 8/10 qt that has identical twin sister
>one day asks "Do you think my sister is hot?"
>say yes
>she dumps me
what the fuck was i supposed to say that her sister was dog ugly alskdjfkdjlasdfhjadklsfdashf
>>28686284
>not saying "only because she looks like you"
You deserve to be dumped
>>28684207
>are you crazy?
There are people going to a HIV sex roulette party right now somewhere on Earth so don't write it off too hastily. Crazy people do exist.
>>28686307
smooth nigga. anons surprise me.
>>28686363
yeah i know about the bugchasers but really, how many of them would be out there?
>>28684019
The only things that generally attract women are:
Money/Status
Fitness
Dick size
[power gap]
Humor/personality
in that order, because the first two can be seen at a glance, dick size is evident after the first hookup, and personality is usually only icing on the cake.
desu either she's a hooker or the guy is fucking LOADED
>>28686618
where's face/height? you're full of shit
>>28686714
Fine, dickweed. Put that in the same category as Fitness and call it Physical attributes. I miss anything else?
>>28686792
Actual order:
Height/face
money/status
fitness
humor/personality
dick size
>>28686837
Actual Actual order
Hook Ups
>Height/face
>dick size
>fitness
>humor/personality
>money/status
Relationship/Personality
>humor/personality
>Height/face
>money/status
>dick size
>fitness
>>28686905
height/face always rules no matter what, and you rate dick size too high
>>28684184
source on vids?
>>28686837
>>28686905
kek
>height/face being more important than having money
Someone bought into the manlet meme a bit too hard. There are thousands of rich, fat,short businessmen with model-tier wives who'd like to have a word with you
>>28686162
>>28684184
Fucking lost, was about to post that
>>28686952
Really? I literally know zero rich short fat businessmen with model-tier wives
http://moresisek.com/watch/snbBRFcaaevPBAfLwkWi6H9GVU7gqKegHTaLrHoTqev
Angel passing by
>>28687077
How many businessmen do you know, period? Are you going to deny that money and status haven't been a HUGE factor though history in determining who fucks (and weds) who?
>>28687233
They WERE a huge factor, but as the years go buy women will have higher incomes on average and less need of rich men.
Tall and handsome men will rule the pussy market, wealth is played out, but status as far as celebrity goes will still matter a lot of course
>>28687182
thanks m8
>>28686943
>height/face always rules no matter what, and you rate dick size too high
For relationships? Nah, you can get away with having an amazing personality. Maybe not a Stacy, but pretty much most girls that are equally as attractive as you.
And for hook ups, one night stands, dick size IS important. Look/dick size are pretty much the only thing that matters.
>>28686952
Money buys trophy wives, not something sincere or close to it. If your gonna go with that notion, might as already admit to getting cucked on the side.
>>28687182
not playing
weird
>>28687293
>Maybe not a Stacy, but pretty much most girls that are equally as attractive as you
Am I getting b8ed? You're proving what I'm saying.
>>28687350
I played it out
If you know what I mean.
wow what a nice clarity of mind.
>>28687257
Fair point, I'd be willing to accept that ranking.
>>28687293
I'm not saying that they're anything other than trophy wives in the case of money being the largest factor. However, OP was pointing out how the fat ugly bastard in the webm was fucking a hot chick and my theory is she is economically dependent on him in some way or another
>>28684184
because fucking an ugly guy for amateur porn makes it more relatable for the viewer so she can increase her audience.
