Would you bone a skelton?
Really, I have a theory that everyone likes auschwitz-mode the best, but is too ashamed to admit it.
>tfw no bridgegap gf
>be semifat guy
>tfw no skelly gf
>tfw skinny women hate fat guys
>>28683628
would bone a spooky skelly,
but not the best. not at all
>>28683628
considering I am a skeleton, that would be ideal for me
I don't think I would want a gf heavier than me
I'm a big guy, so no, I would probably squish her
lol, no, no i wouldn't
>>28683680
Not all of them, most skelly women like skelliness in themselves, and don't mind big guys because it increases the size difference. Trust me, I have a degree in lich bitches
>>28683684
What is the best?
>bone
>skeleton
heh
heheheheheh
>>28683628
>but is too ashamed to admit it.
Honestly they don't arouse me at all but I might have sex with onewere I single.
I just NEED developed secondary sex characteristics- tits, wide hips, curves, and all that good stuff to really get into it.
I wouldn't want to knock up a skelle because they'd almost for sure give my children birth defects, which ruins the allure of just fucking one.
This is what men really want.
A cups and nos ass cant compete!
Sorry chestlets
How 2 be skelly?
>>28683714
Too much ass, lad.
>>28683733
(^:
Bros, check out the massive roast on this skelly. I'm thinking Arby's.
>>28683747
black coffee and stop eating
skelly girls are the best
>>28683768
why black coffee?
>>28683745
Amen to that. This skele shit is disgusting.
>>28683766
Fuck, wrong pic related, here's the webm with the massive roastie flaps
How do the girls and homosexuals feel about skelelads?
>28683747
Stop eating, liberate your skeleton from it's fleshy meat casing.
>>28683766
too skinny
>>28683642
>>28683628
>>28683728
>>28683758
pretty good
>>28683786
holy shit her vagina is disgusting
she probably rams burritos up there and got it infected and filled with puss
>>28683758
GOD DAMN IT IRELAND I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK TO ME OR MY WIFE'S BOARD EVER AGAIN
>>28683628
You're hilarious.
I wouldn't say no but I'd be afraid to get rough I I probably wouldn't enjoy it as much as I could otherwise.
Beyond boning, just Netflix and chill with a skellington had got to be weird. I'd be getting poked and prodded and she'd be vulnerable to blunt weapons.
It strikes me as less desirable than a woman of normal weight.
>>28683786
i never wouldve guessed that eugenia had such a meaty pussy. color me surprised.
>>28683786
Eugenia is a low tier waifu.
>>28683758
>>28683745
>>28683628
Tfw roastie got triggered by all the thick mommy threads >>28679262 and decided to post her pics of her skelly body to get some anons to tell her shes beautiful so she can reassure herrself that she made the right choice lol
>>28683628
yup, im pretty skelly myself so i kinda like it.
>>28683809
The infection part actually seems highly plausible considering her roast buns are clearly inflamed. That Arby's sandwhich has clearly spoiled.
>>28683628
how'd you bone a bone skelebone?
Yes. Yes I would. Anorexic girls are my fetish you see.
>tfw she loses so much weight she doesn't even has he period anymore
Fucking hot my man
>>28683835
No, I just wanted an excuse to dump qt skeltons
>>28683878
i wouldnt even call this anorexic. she just looks normal
Low test a best
>>28683745
nice body, but her face is a giant red flag -- hysteric psycopath who would make Skeletor run away
>>28683745
fuck that
all i want is a skinny girl with a cute face and small boobs
>>28683793
The right guy is literally me
>tall and skinny
>dark hair
>long neck
>bad posture
>tfw no butterface skelly gf that lives in a crackden
>>28683965
very patrician taste, senpai
>>28683970
Hang in there dude. One day we will find her.
;_;
>>28683967
Sounds very aesthetic
>>28684002
;_;
Definitely.
I love skeletal girls, it's just a shame they all get body shamed into putting on weight
>>28683628
Never. Skeleton thinness is one of my biggest turn-offs in a woman. They look gross, and I know if I was touching them naked, they'd feel gross too.
If you have any more fat than this you're basically unfuckable as a woman.
>>28684028
Thanks m8. It's nice to get some appreciation.
Nice jeans btw, i have the same
>>28684107
That's not my picture.
Just dumping skeltons
>tfw no old withered anorexic gf that pretends to be recovering but vomits everything up
The worst feeling there is, no doubt
is this /fa/ thinspo?
I'd bone one because I'm a skeleton myself.
>>28683628
I'm a guy and I'm that skinny.
Noodle arms and all.
It's repulsive
>>28683793
skellyboys are my favourite, i love prominent ribs and hips
>>28683714
This type of woman only looks good in tight pants
>>28683900
I swore that girl was me until I saw the nails.
>>28684219
Nope, /fa/ has terrible test and seems to prefer barely skelly 17bmiers, and opposed to qt 14bmiers that you can almost see inside.
Don't be a bonehead
>>28684441
kek, no you didn't. You're much too fat, Eliza.
I would say you're around a bmi of 18-19, going off of your pictures. However, this could be you. I see great potential.
>>28683688
I am a v. thin woman. Sex between skellys sounds terrifying. Contusions. Bruises.
The good news is that skeletal women actually have no sex drive. So we're all good.
>>28684493
Get a room, you crazy kid
>>28684483
I'm 5'3", 90 lbs. I've got a fat face though.
>>28684493
>Sex between skellys sounds terrifying. Contusions. Bruises.
d-do you want to try
>>28684542
Hello normie girl.
I'd actually go for you if you weren't a girl though. Not that I'm gay or anything.
>>28684524
Why do I need a room?
>>28684542
That's actually not too terrible, you're at 16 then. It's either time to leave humanity behind and go full skelton or keep your mediocre skinnyfat frame as is. If you choose the latter, please at least lose 2lbs because 88 is a prettier number.
But you should choose the former option, you'd make a decent skelton. Go for it.
>>28683745
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>>28683628
>Really, I have a theory that everyone likes auschwitz-mode the best, but is too ashamed to admit it.
This is something women say to each other.
>>28684583
No. I don't. I want to either talk about philosophy or cook stuff (for you to eat - not me). I also want to full body cringe at your pathetic sexuality and remain aloof and unsullied. Sorry boutcha.
>tfw will never date a qt skeleton and rub their ribs and spine beforeboning them
>>28684542
I'd pound that chub off of you
>>28683967
This is also me, we are a trio of something
>skeleton
Yes but not a """skeleton""" with skin
>>28683628
my gf is 45kg and isnt skelly, i would love a bit more chest or ass but i really like her as it is
>>28684798
Why not liberate them from their fleshy casing?
>>28684951
Sorry, I'm only into magical skeleton girlsI'm not kidding
>>28683628
nigga, I would fuck anything with a pulse
>>28683628
Sit up with her on your lap, facing you and with her legs wrapped around your waist, then cuddle and hold her close until she starts grinding on your cock then let her gently bounce up and down on it.
Disclaimer:I have never seen a vagina.
>>28684981
I've heard weirder. That's pretty cool! Really
>>28683628
It doesn't matter, she'd never want me to bone her.
>>28683628
>thread convinced me to skip dinner
OP, please make this thread every hour of every day
>>28685260
I'll make them more often, if you promise to cherish all of these qt skeltons I post
Someone needs to
