>Be me
>Be crusty fucking gutterpunk
>Me and buddy out by a grocery store busking, playing guitar for the kids, doing photo shoots and shit
>Manager comes out, sees all our patches, combat boots, my mohawk and looks terrified
>"Umm.. Excuse me, sirs.. But, uh.." he stutters
Cunt is even more beta than me
>We turn and give him the angriest look any punk could without cracking a...
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A hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha
What a fag.
>crust punk
>still uses a computer and modern technological necessities
Poser faggot.
>>28849320
I know, I'm so ashamed.
I know people on here love posting bullshit stories, but wew.
/r9k/ movie thread. what's your favorite movie robots? This is mine. You should all watch it.
I saw that movie a week ago
It was pretty cool man
Really relatable
>>28849289
My favorite movie is still Back to the Future Part II though
The Assassination of Jesse James.
Robert Ford is pretty much a robot fanboy.
Found out my music-fu hates manlets. Should I just kill myself?
wanna make a suicide pact OP i'm 5"6
who the fuck is this woman?
>>28849044
Floor Jansen. Front woman for After Forever, Revamp, and now Nightwish.
>>28849082
5'9" here. Think I'll make a suicide pact with someone taller.
ITT: things /r9k/ has tricked you into doing/believing
I ate my own cum last night and almost vomited, the people in the trap threads lied about it tasting good.
>>28849025
Probably from all the shit you eat.
I heard vegetarians have less smell troubles.
In fact, tuna and coffe make semen stink.
Pinapple can apparently make it sweet.
if you become a trap only creepy old men give you attention.
but you learn to dress yourself well and look nice, are less self conscious, and very motivated to never sink to that kind of low again. plus, grave secrets!
>>28849025
>that image
smalldicks confirmed for fuccbois
Who else /JustDontGiveAFuckAnymore/ here? What are you guys doing tonight / this weekend?
>be me, Engineering student at a university
>apply to 23 internships for summer because I really want one
>only 4 contact me for interviews
>interview at all of them
>stop smoking weed a month before in case I get one and they drug test me
>dad pressuring me to stop applying to internships, he wants...
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>>28848994
What's your GPA? Hard to believe you could be rejected by so many
I learned that if a girl is attracted to you, she will make it very obvious. She will allow you to escalate things and will use body language to send you signals. Looking back with this info in mind, I am fairly certain that not even 1 (ONE) woman has ever been even the least bit attracted to me. I'm finally giving up on women and hope I can leave this place. I realize now that I was born to be incel, it will never change. Enjoy your food OP.
as a said in another thread i will be going off into the woods to live for a bit. gonna buy some oats and brown sugar from the store and take a winter jacket, long underwear, an axe,hammer, bear spray, some nails, some lighter etc. and make myself a little house made out of sticks and mud like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCKkHqlx9dE&list=PLGnWLXjIDnpClM4NUJ_5bEv34f3ePjLiu
I'm hoping it will help with my anxiety/depression to be out in the woods and away from the electronics and people who want me to do things for them.
Also i am going to do a water fast...
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>be me, 13
>molested and more by closetfag neighbor
>feels bad man
>grow up
>people at high school say the homosex is fine and normal
>people at college say the homosex is fine and normal
>now at more than a decade of tv filled with increasing amounts of homosex and 'just b urself lol'
>get degree, get job, get house,...
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Well shit op, if that's a true story, you have a shitty past.
thats rough op.
Im gonna go live in the woods cause im getting kicked out at the end of the month because my student loans ran out and i cant get a job.
kill yourself i guess, dunno what testosterone would do for you
what is V G L
vaginal grease lover
Probably his tagging crew or whatever these niggers do.
Idk y there is a pepe on this, but knowing of some faggots that tag trucks, vgl could very easily mean video game life from some stupid faggot
fuck will someone teach me how not to dance like a fucking autist
ayy nigga drop a dab on em
*dabs on a fuck nigga hater*
>>28848765
Build an android with a genetic dance algorithm based on volume and dynamic patterns of applause.
>>28848765
>how not to dance like a fucking autist
that's a pretty easy one
don't dance
>going to an anime convention tomorrow sharing a room with friends
>this means I will be unable to fap for three days
what is a shower
>>28848743
Just have hot orgies with your bros.
It's not gay if you're looking at hentai while you do it :^)
fap with your friends, even better
Who here /creepy/?
I think I'm creepy.
When people talk to me, I try too hard to make good eye contact, but then I stare too hard and it looks like I'm staring into their soul. People tell me it makes them uncomfortable.
Whenever I'm out in public, my eyes dart around frantically looking at my surroundings. I can't seem to help it, but I notice it while it's happening.
My voice is very monotone because displaying any kind of personality makes me nervous. I'm also very stiff when I walk for the same reason.
I always look pissed off because I'm actually always in a bad mood.
I'm really skinny and pale, and I don't get enough sleep, which makes me look even more unapproachable.
Creepy feels thread.
If creepy means "anything you do while being ugly," then yes. Very creepy.
>>28848698
I know that feeling. People always say to me "you look angry and sad".
One time someone said that, and I said to them "Oh that's just my normal face" and then I continued onto another topic like it didn't matter to me. They instantly gave me a look of sheer and utter confusion. Was very satisfying.
>>28848748
I always had people tell me to smile. Then they learned that it annoyed me so they started doing it more.
Who /middle of the night/ here?
I am drinking beer and watching TV shows while shitposting. It's completely quiet outside.
>>28848665
16 ounces of vodka down with drink mixing and I'm knee deep in the X-files, tonight is a good night OP how are you doing tonight good buddy
>>28848665
It's not quite the middle of the night here, but I am drinking some red stripe and it's fairly quiet.
>>28848665
11 here,just watching some nostalgic King of the Hill with some Ice Tea,popcorn and some Jujubes with some Dark souls 3 on the side.
I'm trying to just enjoy the quiet night for what it is but I'm also paranoid and superstitious as fuck.
Alright, guys, I've got a fucking scenario for you. You just went out for a run. You're really thirsty, naturally. A girl walks up to you and hands you a water bottle. You chug it all down in just a couple of seconds. Immediately afterwards, you realize it tasted weird and had a strange viscosity. "What the fuck was in that?" You ask her. "It was my pussy juice," she answers. What do you do?
(Picture unrelated)
>>28848589
It depends, is she a qt?
kill her obviously
what are you, some kind of autist?
Probably induce vomitting.
>tfw living in a youth homeless shelter.
>tfw slower becoming a less empathic and caring person after seeing all of these 20-somethings acting like 5 year Olds.
>tfw sometimes wish that someone would just kill these kids and take out any organs that are usable.
>tfw realize that I'm just a stupid sperg.
I'd why I'm posting this other than I'm bored.
Here's a cool album I like.
>>23837160
Shit senpai I'm sorry.
I was almost 100% homeless last year
You wana talk?
>>28848534
>tfw you're just as worthless as all of them combined, if not more
>tfw you'll never realize this because of your clearly self-absorbed and narcissistic personality
>>28849290
How do you survive on the streets? Probably getting kicked out soon.
What do I say now
origggnlll
>>28848516
>you're pretty blunt about your vulva
what
>>28848560
Asdfardsar
>>28848647
Just say you can be blunt with your flute. Jesus how hard is this shit.
How do you incentivize revolution?
>>28848447
have an open bar
>>28848493
What do you mean by that?
Original desu
>>28848447
pain
that is one original gondola friend