ITT: things /r9k/ has tricked you into doing/believing
I ate my own cum last night and almost vomited, the people in the trap threads lied about it tasting good.
>>28849025
Probably from all the shit you eat.
I heard vegetarians have less smell troubles.
In fact, tuna and coffe make semen stink.
Pinapple can apparently make it sweet.
if you become a trap only creepy old men give you attention.
but you learn to dress yourself well and look nice, are less self conscious, and very motivated to never sink to that kind of low again. plus, grave secrets!
>>28849025
>that image
smalldicks confirmed for fuccbois
>>28849069
>coffee
Jesus, I don't even want to think about how bad my cum must smell
That waifuism is a worthwhile idea.
It's all fun and games until you dream you're friends with her for real and then wake up and realize what you've turned your life into.