fuck will someone teach me how not to dance like a fucking autist
ayy nigga drop a dab on em
*dabs on a fuck nigga hater*
>>28848765
Build an android with a genetic dance algorithm based on volume and dynamic patterns of applause.
>>28848765
>how not to dance like a fucking autist
that's a pretty easy one
don't dance
>>28848765
>get full-length mirror
>put on music
>practice
>???
>normie
It's all in 4/4 time, just do simple, 4 step moves. Keep your elbows below your nipples. Dance on the balls of your feet, stay off your heels.
>>28848765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlVbzuARvh0
First you whip. Then you drop it like it's hot. Boom shicka boom shicka. Can't touch this.
>>28848765
don't be afraid of looking retarded
>>28848765
Get drunk desu.
You know who likes to dance?
Brett.
>>28848845
Noo matter how I tell myself this and believe it, it doesn't work. I just freeze up, even with more than a few drinks in me.
>>28848834
NOT LIKE AN AUTIST
>>28848892
Drinking is not going to help
>dosent what to look autistic
>asks r9k for help
wow fuck i need friends guys
I dance like this.
https://youtu.be/Nycs5Rryykw
I always get compliments.
>>28848765
It actually almost doesn't matter how you dance as long as you dance to the rhythm and are on-beat.
but like obviously don't flail your arms all over the place like they're made of rubber or do some ironic dance move like that Saturday Night Fever Disco thing or the Carlrton thing fom Fresh Prince. Nothings' worse than ironic joke-dancers.
Start by moving your arms to the music,, then your shoulders, then your core, then your hips, and then finally your feet.
source:went to South America for a month as part of my college studies and there was only 5 guys and a couple dozen girls in our program, and people down there danced literally every single day, even when they were waiting in line at a corner store they were just like AY PAPI EL RITMO DE LA BACHATA BAILA CONMIGO
dancing is some primal animalistic shit too, it's literally a mating ritual.
>>28848765
Maybe I could but you fucking gringos have an
ass-shit music for dancing
>>28849178
Daddy Yankee pls fuera and stay fuiste
>>28849178
Latinoanon plz, we'll save you a spot on the right side of the wall.
Teach us.
>>28849192
Daddy Yankee is even worse
>>28849343
>worse
but that's what all the latino people under 30 listen to, or maybe some other reggaetonero, I stopped paying attention to that scene like 7 or 8 years ago
>>28848765
>>28849223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNNFnihlv70
Here you are
Original dancing
>>28849375
>All the latino under 30
Latinormies.
I'm a robot, I'm different.
If I can dance is because my mother forced me to
>>28848765
Look for the most popular Kpop boy band copy their routine to the nail.
Re-perform it no matter the song.
>>28849426
Okay but OP is going to look retarded when he busts out salsa or merengue moves to a Skrillex song
>listen to dance yrself clean by lcd soundsystem
>let the music take control of your limbs
dancing autistically is the best way to dance
>>28848998 damnit it gotta watch this movie now
>used to be in shuffling and jumpstyle with other autistic highschool kids like me
>normies fucking co-opted it
NORMIES RUIN EVERYTHING
>>28848834
that was one of the most autistic things i've seen
imagine how stupid they would look like if they were white
