What are the Chads you knew in elementary school doing with their lives today? If you don't know, what do you think they're doing?
>>28911065
I saw a Chad I used to to go to school with yesterday. He was pretty friendly but had to embarrass me by bringing up how quiet i was in school (I've improved a lot since then).
He has a job working in a car factory. Says he's happy with it.
About 2 years ago I ran into the alpha Chad and he was pissed off his face on vodka. From what I know he's known for being an alcholic and fruit machine addict.
When I used Facebook a Chad would occasionally like my photos.
>>28911196
So Chad is a loser. I'm not surprised.
The super popular ones who always did well are doing great for themselves. The ones who said they dont need school because they're gonna play sports professionally or go in the army are poor.
Why have all the redditors come to 4chan? /fit/, /wsg/, /tv/, and even /r9k/ reek of reddit these days. Why is it allowed?
So they can take screens for r/4chan and get that gold pony boy.
I'm a redditor AMA
>>28911038
What are we supposed to do? If you have feddit in your recent history/bookmarks we block the ip address. There is no solution.
(reeeeee)
How do I get over the fact that I'm a useless person and shit at everything I do?
trying is the first step on the road to failure
>>28911023
You don't. Please robot, let me share my wisdom.
>>28911023
there was a point in your life when you were a one point and in the distance you saw another place. You arrived there at some time, and when you looked back, could you believe you had come all that way?
The steps to the next point are made through habit and effort, you keep practicing and getting better.There will always be someone better, the person you should be trying to out shine is yourself.
I am from fit, and i hold the information that is necessary to get stronger, more muscular and lose fat, or even gain fat if you want.
This is a charity thing i do for you guys, because after seeing how helpless and retarded you faggots are on my goddamn fit board, i thought id host it all here instead.
Ask me anything, and ill answer the best i can.
>>28911009
Fuck off back to /r9k/ with muscles aka /fit/ you nigger
I eat 1000cal a day, I drink 5cans of pepsi max a day, I smoke a pack a day and I never work out. Thoughts?
>>28911009
Why don't you just kill yourself, my DYEL friend?
EUPHORIA, YOU LITTLE SHIT, GET IN HERE
HOW DO I DO TULPA STUFF
PLEASE
rip elle
>>28910980
Story on pic? Thx
Who the heck is Euphoria
Also, tulpamancer of 5 years, will answer what I can
Damn it /r9k/ my little sis is hogging the TV to watch Pokemon
Reeeeeeee!
>>28910978
I didn't know that shit was still on the air.
Also maybe you should go outside or something.
>>28910978
Why not watch with her? Bonding as siblings and improve your relationship and/or interpersonal skills. That or she gets up to not be around you, thus giving you free reign on programming choice.
You know what to d0.
>second cousin twice removed found the poopoo cannon
>stepdad's gardener found the diaper crypt
>>28910982
>>28910928
You're not funny. Fuck off
>>28911058
someone's upset that we're making fun of his piss bottle collection
>anon found the piss cache
Robots have had years to perfect the art of tiss' u'
Or roughly translated 'fapping'. ITT we discuss techniques and fap material.
>fap daily
>cycle bukkake, scat, mommy and a bunch of other fetishes till I find the video I want to bust too
>pull one leg hole of boxers over dickand balls real tight.
>fap with right hand pulls other end of boxers with other hand behind by butt
>boxers tight around...
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I just hump the bed. I've never pulled my foreskin back as it hurts way too much. I probably have a shitton of smeg down there.
>>28910957
Clean your dick
>>28911013
I've tried it, hurts too fucking much to even attempt.
Where my Only Children Robots at here?
>supposed to have good relationship with my parents as an only child but I don't
>people say "it explains everything about me" when i say I'm an only child
>grew up alone lonely and miserable
>
I guess no other only children here. Alone even on r9k
what kind of loser doesn't even have brothers and sisters? even embryos detach from the uterine wall so they don't have to hang out with you.
ah sorry OP, i didn't mean it. just giving you some bumps so you can find some olocholobros (only child bros)
How can people be gay if there are women like pic related?
>>28910784
Women are bitches.
>>28910784
The only thing she is good for is a shotgun to the fucking face.
>>28910784
Who's the fat chick?
Am I really here /R9K/? Do I exist?
you're here and you can't wake up anon
>>28910793
It's good that ypu post here. I want to fulfil the old prophecy and enmerge from Dun Othail a hero.
I admit it I just wanted reply! Please did I really do so much wrong? Am i a criminal? Please rats come back like the girls in my aminu would!!!!!!!
I need a reason to continue living.
>>28910713
give me reasons why you shouldn't continue living
>>28910713
I have all the secrets about this all figured out. Please don't hover over the spoiler if you aren't ready to feel the weight of the entire universe fall on you.no one has any reasons to live that they aren't making up as they go along. if you want to live to eat cereal, then do that. if you need a bigger reason like becoming famous, then try that. if you're going to keep asking "but what does it matter?" the answer is always the same: it doesn't matter. you have...
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>>28910815
The end result is the same - death.
If there's no enjoyment in life, why not skip to the conclusion?
>>28910901
I know that. I just can't find a personal reason to exist.
>it's an "unkept nu male with a 7/10 asian gf" episode
>>28910604
Girl I went to high school with who is a 7/10 asian is dating a fat neckbeard numale.
It's so sad to see. Pic related
>inb4 he's rich
no, he works at a gas station cashier in the middle of nowhere fuck. i bet he's one of you fuckers
>Inb4 she's not a 7
maybe, but she's way more attractive than him and has an amazing body
I pretend to be a nu-male feminist at my collge. Plus I'm black, so I usually get my pick of the litter when it comes to gurlfriends. Personally, I think the Middle-Eastern and Asian feminists are the cutest (Opposed to the dyke White ones and the frail or overweight Black ones).
>>28910666
checked. they look happy together. stop being so roasted.
Why are Americans so fucking fat?
I mean I'm not Chad body myself, but at least I don't have a gut.
I've been to the pool and beach the past two days, and literally 3/4 of all the people I see have huge guts (even the women). Is it really that hard to have a half-way decent body?
Stop filling your faces with McDonalds, you retards.
>>28910588
No.
McDolan's is delicious.
>>28910689
Do you have no shame? How can you even consider going out in public with your body types.
Absolutely fucking disgusting.
>>28910719
McDolan's is delicious.
Only faggots and normies care about their bodies.
>there are people who unironically believe in the hard work meme
>there are people who legitimately think you can become successful through hard work alone
>>28910509
>there are people who unironically believe in kickstarter for making themselves rich
>there are people who legitimately think that you dont have to work to be rich
>>28910509
The middle path is the way anon.
>work hard
>work smart
>don't work at all
>>28910566
>there are legitmately people that think they can get rich without striking it lucky with either a lottery or a talent search
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