https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
>>29003148
He was literally one of us guys. He initiated the beta uprising. He didn't have the high score, but he still got a decent kill count.
>>29003148
>watch "Drive" like 24 hours ago
>listening to this song since then
>see this post
Is everything in the universe circling around me?
He looks a bit like Fantano. Does /mu/ know yet?
>tfw no average white gf who's also cute af
>>29003110
white girls are garbage-tier (at least american). Get an asian or latina gf
>>29003133
what's with this latina meme?
they're generally even more manipulative and materialistic than white girls
also smell funny
>>29003170
And they all fucking blow up to 350 lbs at after about 5 years of dating them.
Why would she settle for you, some creep who has never even seen a vagina, when she knows for a fact Chad has pleased dozens and dozens of girls with his gigantic cock?
>>29003090
I have money and chad doesn't.
>>29003100
Even a prostitute would laugh at this micro-dicklet.
>>29003100
Beta bux alpha fux
Also girls suddenly don't care about money when it comes to Chads because muh dik
>Teen sobs in his mugshot after arrest for 'drunkenly trying to sexually assault a woman at knife point while exposing himself from waist down at a party which his mom was also at'
Which one of you was this?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3621878/Teen-sobs-mugshot-arrest-drunkenly-trying-sexually-assault-man-s-wife-knife-point-party-exposing-waist-down.html
Why do you annoying normies always come here when someone does this kind of shit?
Why would it be one of us? We sit in our rooms all day, we don't go to parties and most of us don't drink
Kill yourself, normie scum
Saged and thread hidden
>>29003765
Go wipe the cheese dust off your chins and fuck yourself off.
>>29003052
I can't think of anything more pathetic than crying in a mugshot. He's already going to be marked in prison for attempted sexual assault, being a bitch that cries about it certainly won't help.
>tfw it's your 19th birthday and you're alone and nobody wants to talk to you or do anything with you
that's cuz you're good looking enough to make up for your horrible personality and weird mannerism
>>29003027
happy birthday, anon
we're always there for you
>>29003064
sorry I meant NOT good looking enough
>Hey big brother anon, I'm worried about you.
>You stay all day in that room playing videogames and watching your chinese cartoons.
>When are you going to bring a girl home. You aren't gay... right? I mean, I wouldn't mind... I'm very open minded.
>D..d...do y..you wan't me to introduce you to my friends? I don't know about that. I don't think you would get along.
>You should find someone...
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My sisters are all married, earning 6 figures, have large social circles etc.
Never once have they offered me any help.
>You're going to find someone great someday, there's someone out there for everybody!
Loosely translates into dying alone. bit of a mixup in communication.
>>29003016
She looks like an uglier version of my sister.
She's semi-stacy, and used to tease me for being super secretive about my few girlfriends. She quickly changed her tune when she became dating age though, said she realised why I never involved the family.
>That kid who died in P.E.
The teachers got a lot more lax after that
>that kid whose penis was hanging out of his underwear when getting changed but he never noticed
>that kid who died during penis inspection week
>that PE teacher who perved on all the girls
what a dream job
Whose Dad was drunk every day of their upbringing?
Whose father did not tell him fuck all about the world?
Who here can not stand being in their dads presence anymore?
Who here never had any of those moments that people always reflect on about how their father taught them this or that?
Whose father belittled them frequently in front of the public and friends because he thought it would toughen them up despite never once giving concrete advice about life?
Who here had a dad who claims he did these things but he was so drunk at the time and all...
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>>29003011
I accept my Dad is flawed. Not very affectionate and too hard on me which broke my self esteem.
>>29003011
The problem is that too many dads see their sons as competition instead of a child
That's why they treat their daughters so much better
I came to the realization this morning that he has not taught me one fucking thing ever about life and he always had to be the center of attention even when it came at expense of his family.
Not one fucking thing, no fucking advice about anything.
This is why I have a fucking substance abuse problem,
Am I the only one? What do you guys know about them? Anyone have any opinions on them?
I used to think I was a special INTP but after doing more research on MBTI, I have to conclude I'm an ISTJ.
I think there are plenty of ISTJs here. It's just just a lot of tests are inaccurate. They tend to veer towards some types than others. Anyone who's slightly imaginative is an N and anyone who gets the feels is an F. There's also the conception around here that some types are more special than others, so everyone thinks they're special for being a mysterious intelligent INFJ but when you get to know them they're obviously not that type.
>>29002993
I am an ISTJ, in highschool I was on the math team, debate team, swim team. I tried theatre for a season, but thespians are insufferable histrionic sjws. I'm not weak nor am I super strong. Never had a girlfriend because I've never tried to get one, I am not ugly, so if I did try I'd probably succeed, but then what? I am very antisocial so even if I was gainfully employed I would be unable to provide her with the social status she'd inevitably crave.
Im istj but im also schizoaffective so idk if that fucks with it
Im pretty lonely and cant talk to people without feeling exhuasted after
I dont see many other istj but its supposed to be one of the more popular types.
Reply to this thread and you will have a gf in the next month. Dubs get sweet asian gf
>>29002988
Lucky you, I'll post in this thread for something good.
Rolling for not dubs.
>>29002988
GIBE GF PLOX I REPOT U
Who /alwaystired/ here?
>tfw narcoleptic
I just wanna sleep till I die.
>>29002920
Sleeping is just so fucking comfy, dude. Forcing myself to roll out of bed each morning is the worst part of the day
>>29002949
>Forcing myself to roll out of bed each morning is the worst part of the day
I have many absences because of this.
Any of you robots work from home?
Any ideas for someone who is very interested with the idea of being able to support oneself without leaving the house?
Please help.
>>29002864
Save money, stel money, pay pal, Spend less, no tv bill, no over eating more windows no gf.
>>29002928
But how can I make money?
this is now an alison bREEEE thread
>tfw no eudaimonia bf
>>29002836
Aristotle pls go
Do you just pick random words for these?
>>29002915
I was reading about it.
>>29002836
Thanks, Doc.
My life is healthy, happy, and prosperous.
>Things that were destroyed by tumblr and "hip" culture but even tough you continue to love and care for them deeply
Bioware
originaloriginaloriginal
vaporwave
Darksouls
Boku no Pico
>>29002750
All of my favorite stuff is retro, casualshits don't touch it, so I'm grateful.
I've given in to the compulsive desire to see whores and smoke weed far too much.
After I stumbled on rubmaps about 2 months ago my life became a high octane, drug and alcohol frenzied blur of hedonism and numbness. It's wrecked my finances, and if I intend to move out by January of next year, I need to stop NOW.
How do I keep myself off the junk and teach myself proper self-control?
>>29002728
Please help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R_I2G_mWsc
Stupid normalfag.
If you didn't let women control you you wouldn't be in this mess.
>>29002728
Look at the picture you used, specifically the outfit, and remember what haizeus said about religious authorities.
do as they say, not as they do