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>tfw it's your 19th birthday and you're alone and
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>tfw it's your 19th birthday and you're alone and nobody wants to talk to you or do anything with you
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that's cuz you're good looking enough to make up for your horrible personality and weird mannerism
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>>29003027
happy birthday, anon

we're always there for you
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>>29003064

sorry I meant NOT good looking enough
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>>29003064
>good looking

Robots standards : the post. OP's ugly as hell
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are you in
OHIO?
H
I
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>>29003094
>>29003089
thought i was at least a 5
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>>29003027
happened to me too last month.
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>>29003131
don't worry anon, I will still fuck your boipussy Ohio?
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>>29003131
Yeah pretty much. If you were a legit 7.5 though people would let you get away with anything pretty much. You would be surrounded by worshippers right now and wouldn't even know what /r9k/ is.
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>>29003131
Ignore the jealous faggots. Good jaw, haircut, nice glasses, well shapes nose, in shape, no obvious deformities, 7/10 going to 8
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>>29003163
i was really fat and neckbeardy growing up so that fucked me over social skills wise
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thanks to everyone though for letting me know that i do, in fact, exist
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>>29003407
Ever tried inter pals? Great salve for loneliness
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>>29003204
this, the only thing holding him back is the shit hair cut and lack of bulk (and glasses gives off a nerdy meek vibe)
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>>29003596
>lack of bulk

ayy lmao

if only you knew

i tried to bulk up for 2 years and mostly just got fat, the little gains i made in my shoulder width are what you see there, that i'm trying to lose fat and salvage
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>>29003204
pic related is what 7/10 looks like faggot

OP is a 5 and he knows it
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>>29003626
dude this is coming from an ACTUAL genetically inferior male

you have a nice, pleasant face and look to be about 6'1.
just take steroids and leave us to wallow in our own misery please, you don't belong here

please check out my thread
>>29003416
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Have you tried not being a massive gaylord?
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>>29003679
i'm not tall at all, so maybe thats why people dont like me

im about 5'8. in photos of my upper half people always say i look tall but its only because i have long gorilla arms and a short torso kek

not a true robot though, i've porked a few uglies when i was fatter
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>>29003677
Ayy suck my dick faggot desu
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>>29003677
Hnnnng that's a 10/10 yum-yum
I'd call OP a 7
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>dem caterpillar eyebrows
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>>29003750
stop being a homosexual

you know damn well women are way more critical than you retards why are you lying to him? he probably wants penis in vagina
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>>29003780
Yeah, a penis in his vagina

ayyyy
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>>29003780
I am women and I say 7
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>>29003832
nice try

post pic

if you are a prime, heatlhy, young woman then your rating means something

if you're some mentally ill trap or landwhale fuck off
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>>29003677

are you fucking retarded or what, if he changes hair cut and maybe takes a better pair of glasses he would be at least 8/10
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Already were there, waiting for 20th to be the same
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>>29003027

Get used to it, my 19th, 20th, 21st and soon to be 22nd were all spent alone and without friends.

Embrace your loneliness OP, take up a hobby/learn a language/study or something - you'll be far happier for it.
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>>29003027
Danny is that you?
If it is then you are in BIG trouble tbqh mate
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>>29003867
you are delusional and mentally ill

your ratings are a joke

he has high brow, long philtrum, high hairline, and that's just from the pic
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looks like AVGN with rock lee's eyebrows tbqhwyf
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>>29003859
I am the first but if I post a pic then this whole thread will turn to orbiting so no thanks let's focus on OP
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>>29003027
If it's any consolation for you anon, I spent my 22nd birthday last month working 18 hours and spent the rest of time sleeping and eating fast food with a text from my parents that was "happy bday son"
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>>29003027

Grow hair and do it fucboi style, get a tan, start lifting and taking care of your skin and you'll go up by at least 2 points OP.
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>>29003027
Happy birthday dude. proiniaglio commentario
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>>29003910
>start lifting

what a depressing suggestion, seeing how ive been doing the lifting meme already for quite some time now

for the big debate about whether or not im ugly heres a pic without glasses
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>>29003027
>>29003966
>making sure the photos you post have the skin blurred and bloomed out
OP pls
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>>29004005
im not sure what you mean, my phone is old and the camera is not that great
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>>29003966
Better with glasses
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>>29003966
tell me you at least have a big dick
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>>29004043
i do not. like 6 something

well this thread has only made me want to neck myself

i've had a good streak for a few weeks where i thought i looked decent but this ruined it
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>>29004073
OP you are not bad looking and j thin it's pretty obvious you lift. People on here are morons with messed standards don't listen to them
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>>29004073
Don't worry, no one here is going to judge you if you are ready to get off this wild ride.
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>>29004073
>wah wah I'm gonna kill myself because I'm not a chad like I always thought
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>>29004216
i never thought that i was a chad, that would be ridiculous

i thought i could at least be a rimfire Brad though
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>>29004238
you thought wrong tbqhwyf
i'd still let you fuck me though
but i'm a faggot
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>>29004329
im not gay faggot fuck off with your faggot crossboard shilling
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>>29003027
Happy birthday dude.
We will all make it.
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>>29004365
>not gay
>posting selfies on /r9k/ to impress other men
Pick one faggot
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>>29004365
>throwing away what little chances you have
step up senpai
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>>29004073
It's ok op you look like a normie in that pic youll be fine
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>>29003027
Happy birthday OP.

>>29003596
>>29004005
I think the glasses are a good look for him. They work well with his eyebrows. Maybe a qt will notice how lovely his eyes are behind his glasses too?
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nothing will salvage that hairline
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>>29004592
my dad is 60 and just started going gray actually

i just have a forehead of an ayylmao. if i do start balding though i will legitimately kill myself. considering looking into minoxodil to prevent it
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>>29003109
nope im from the northeast, my shirt says "ohio's finest" because it's for a metalcore band from Ohio called The Plot In You
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>>29003027
Seems like a perfect birthday to me.
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>>29003966

You don't look like you lift, so do it harder.

You look like the guy from Pi/Requiem for a dream, maybe take up number theory?
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