Why would she settle for you, some creep who has never even seen a vagina, when she knows for a fact Chad has pleased dozens and dozens of girls with his gigantic cock?
>>29003090
I have money and chad doesn't.
>>29003100
Even a prostitute would laugh at this micro-dicklet.
>>29003100
Beta bux alpha fux
Also girls suddenly don't care about money when it comes to Chads because muh dik
>>29003100
chad has more money than you, he got a small loan of a million dollars from his dad.
>>29003090
>why should she settle for you
>settle for you
>you
year of our lawd and roasties still think it will be them settling in the future.
lets face it, if you aren't Tyrone with an 8 inch thick nigger dick, you just can't compete, manlets and dicklets should just commit sudoku fammo.
white women want black men now.
>>29003190
>Implying you'll ever have that choice.
>>29003200
what if i'm a white manlet with a huge cock and a genetic trait of knocking the fuck out of people twice my size? yea keep shitposting buddy lmao
>>29003208
every man has that choice by the simple fact of having dick between his legs.
all he has to do is not be faggot.
>clearly shopped
>tumblr filename
>/pol/ comes right in on cue >>29003200
>>29003237
Dicklet armchair warrior spotted. We're all basement dwellers here, no need to get so defensive. Embrace it, wizard in training.
>>29003259
>I-its photoshopped!
> there's just no way dicks are that big!
Sorry kid, truth is, 8" dicks aren't all that uncommon among tall college age jocks. 9" and 10" wang are really out there, every college campus is bound to have half a dozen - and they're all very popular among the ladies
>>29003368
>sorry kid
>kid
get a load of this try hard kek
>>29003427
nice damage control, pindick
You're better off being a practice boipucci for Chad to dump excess cum into
>>29003460
don't lose your cool kid
kek
>>29003368
>Sorry kid, truth is, 8" dicks aren't all that uncommon among tall college age jocks.
For starters there's no correlation between different demographics, so there's no particular way to tell how big someones dick is just by looking at them or knowing their occupation. Or in other words jocks don't have bigger dicks, if they do it's just coincidence. Second an 8" dick puts someone into the 99.998th percentile, so yeah, they're pretty rare.
>Also I get another reason to post this pic in the same day.
>Source: Am I normal? A systematic review and construction of nomograms for flaccid and erect penis length and circumference in up to 15,521 men.
>>29003368
>tfw there a alpha jock Chads in colleges out there that have 9+ inch cocks and get to fuck several Stacies literally every weekend
>tfw they get to fuck the hot gymnast grills, the volleyball grills, etc. all while girl's bfs are back home
>tfw youll never be a big dick college jock Chad
literally no point in being alive
>roasties so narcissistic and disillusioned they think every man wants to settle for their roast beef gravy holes
>>29003694
No way is this even close to accurate.
>>29003090
>Why would she settle for you
Cause we study the same subject and have similar theological interests and values.
>some creep who has never even seen a vagina
I did see it though.
>when she knows for a fact Chad has pleased dozens and dozens of girls with his gigantic cock?
I am pretty sure she would not like that considering she already had a hard time getting over my past GFs who most certainly weren't stacies.
>>29003825
Why do you think it's inaccurate? Because you watch porn or because you suck a lot of cocks?
>>29003825
But it is, you've just had your perceptions warped by several different sources (most likely porn). The study is freely available if you want to look, it's a surprisingly robust meta-analysis with a strong exclusion criteria.
And if you still think there's something wrong, next time you go on a porn binge just look at the male "actors", I swear there's like a dozen (tops) with legitimately huge dicks. It's even more egregious with black "actors" there's 3 by my counting.
>>29004059
>The study is freely available if you want to look, it's a surprisingly robust meta-analysis with a strong exclusion criteria.
Link it then.
>>29004107
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bju.13010/full
>>29003694
>>29003899
>>29004059
These are true
>Be me
>Never care about dick size, never watch porn and think I wish my dick was bigger
>End of relationship with girl I love she says my dick is okay. This sticks with me how she was so unimpressed by it (I have no real knowledge if its big or small). I wouldnt have cared if she was just a roastie and I wasnt in love with her and she didnt end up hurting me at the end.
>Start to always wonder about dick size after shes gone, if mine is big enough.
>Dick always feels small because comparing to porn and high standards
Eventually find out that i have a huge dick bigger than the majority of guys, feel better about it
I feel a lot better though knowing that its just the porn effect and these huge dicks arent anywhere near as common as in real life. Still want it bigger though
>>29004740
>>29004254
>>29004059
>>29003899
>>29004254
BIg Dicks ARE common though.
Your stupid studies are worthless to know how common bick dicks are, cause they evaluate the average, not the median.
If there are lets say mainly only 20 cm dicks and 1 cm dicks, the average will be still be around 11, despite someone with a 16 cm dick being a lot smaller than the 50% of the population that actually have sex.
>>29003368
>tfw it looks like a fucking boomerang
>tfw the base is so fucking thin he could snap it off if he fapped too hard
I'm sure you can still have a good fap on that gorgeous looking di-- I mean girl.
This is now a dickpic thread
>>29004964
>cause they evaluate the average, not the median.
>What are Gaussian distributions
>>29005006
>Gaussian distributions
>Happening consistently in nature.
By that faggotrial cuck-logic the female -> male attraction curve shouldn't be like it is.Just to name one thing of many.
>>29004964
>Less than 1 % of the population has a dick bigger than 7 inches
Common
7 isnt even consider huge to a lot of people if you ask them. its the beginning of what you yourself would consider big i bet.
>8 inches is 1/5th of a single percentage
Common lol no
So 1 in 100 guys have a 7 incher
And 1 in 500 have an 8 incher
Maybe 1 in 1000 have a 10 incher
Not common at all
>>29005072
>Most anatomical measurements are normally distributed
>But not dick size, becuz muh feels
>What is the central limit theorem
It's pretty clear you don't know what you're talking about, for one you'd not expect the male/female attraction curve (whatever the hell that is) to be normally distributed, since there is an ideal picture of what is attractive, since few people posses these traits you'd expect that distribution to have positive skew. Worse still this distribution would be confounded by so many different variables, for instance men and women have different sexual calculus. A woman who has sex with a man has more to loose should she become pregnant, so if there is a skew to the distribution you'd expect that the attractiveness of men (as rated by women) to be even more skewed than the converse.
So even before finding any data we already have some reasons to expect that the distributions aren't going to be normally distributed. Given that can you think of even one reason why dick size wouldn't be normally distributed, unlike height for example.
>tl;dr Gaussian distributions are a good model for a lot of anatomical measurements, there's reasons to expect that this isn't a good distribution for everything. There are no reasons to believe that dick size isn't normally distributed. You've no idea what you're talking about.
>>29005072
I'm 7.5 NBP and 6.3 in girth. I've been consistently told I'm the thickest they've ever had and some say I'm the longest, and these are sluts I'm talking about. The chart seems pretty accurate
>>29003090
pretty sure that's shopped
>>29003150
so a summerfag has arrived to r9k
>>29005218
This is why the 80/20 "rule" is wrong.
It's 99/1.
>Chad is a one-percenter
>>29006158
Chad isnt immune to statistics, there are a lot
and i mean A LOT of chads right now packing 5 inchers and pencil dicks. Way more with small dicks than with big dicks
>>29003090
Because I like men, women are icky nigga.
>>29006643
Nothing wrong with a 5 incher
>>29004978
That's how I imagine my dick would look if it hadn't been mutilated.
>>29008274
What about a 5.5 incher
>>29006643
My dick is 6 inches and ive fucked 40 girls. doesnt mean shit.
Buuuuut i have type-1 herpes now.
tfw 6 inches long but pencil dick
why live
>>29008976
lol same. this is so funny how much they think size matters. I'm only 6.5 and I've hit several girls cervixs.
