Would you date this woman?
>"woman"
Probably still would
>>29071128
If there is no penis attached then yes.
If by date you mean trick her out twitch then yes. But no, she's too plain /and/ too much of an e-whore. Like she'd really have to work for it, you know?
I don't fucking get it. The Internet tell me to get out of my comfort zone and ask people. That people are nice and welcoming if you open yourself. But when I do they tell me to fuck off.
Case point, college group assignments. Professor tells us to form our own groups. I aks everyone, and they don't answer, tell me they are full or whatever. But they are not full and they have seen my question.
What am I doing wrong here? Why isn't it like the normies say it is?
>>29071059
>they have seen my question
So you're not asking them in person, right? You're messaging them on normiebook, or something similar.
>>29071077
Yes, does it matter?
>>29071082
Yes, as it gives negative impression about you.
Ausfaggot general lewdness. How was everyone'slonelyweekend?
normies need not reply
lonely and unproductive, played the witcher 3 all of yesterday but did basically nothing today. how has your weekend been?
>>29071024
my weekend wasn't lonely, i spent it watching anime and cuddling my waifu dakimakura
Rode my bike for 2.5 hours yesterday. Legs are sore. I'm getting fit to increase my survival rate. I wanna make a bug out location soon, but I cbf, don't have motivation.
Did nothing today.
Don't know what I'm doing with life. Khv neet. No purpose. No gf.
Have a few plans/goals but never work towards them.
Hey, I have a very specific fetish that I fantasize about. I was wondering if anyone else has something similar. I can't really explain it, so I'll just post some stuff I wrote about it. Enjoy.
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Alyssa felt the twinge in her lower abdomen, and immediately remembered to relax herself. A small flood of warm pee came out into the crotch her frogsuit, and was quickly absorbed away. Even a month in, she was still having trouble getting used to the sensation, having been trained to use a potty from a young age. She looked around at her classmates, worried...
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You're right, that is quite specific.
To Alyssa, it felt like a constant cool tingling in her armpits where the fluid came in, and a constant warm wetness in her crotch where she peed herself to let the fluid out. The suit felt very snug over every inch of her body, but beautifully articulated to allow free and natural movement. From the beginning she enjoyed the snugness, like being swaddled tight. Over time, the confidence of her movements have grown, as she feels more and more confident that the suit will not pull against her in any way, or prevent any type of movement.
Take it to /d/
tell us about your day and post any and all comfy things itt
>>29070983
for some reason, waking up early is really comfy. i like waking up before sunrise. makes me feel like i have a lot of time in the day
>>29071114
same here. The only thing more comfy than a quiet, rainy day is waking up to a slightly dark, cold, morning before the sun comes up
hi /comfy/
I've got a long day ahead of me.
>5:30am-1:30pm shift at comfyish cafe job
>2:30pm-10:30pm at comfy museum job
>only got three hours of sleep last night
Share comfy images to help me along my day, and wait for my day off.
Hey punk, not so fast, give us your lunch money!
Pretty sure I've jacked off to this pic at one point
>>29070964
*teleports behind you*
*rapes you until you shit yourself*
I have cold lunch you roastie.
>tfw cute girl wants to cosplay Tracer
>tfw she asks you to be in the photos with her
>tfw you show up and she has a weird silver suit for you
>tfw she has you kneel on the floor so she can sit on you
>tfw when you're literally furniture to her
>tfw no gf
look on the bright side, at least you had some physical contact with a girl
>>29070933
>tfw tracer will never sit on your face
>>29070933
>tfw it's my job to work at a photo studio
>tfw theyre going to do a photoshoot of a cuty gif
>tfw they need someone for the girl to lean on, and all the guys volunteer to do the job
>tfw we do rock paper scissors to see who gets to get leaned on by a hot qt
>tfw i get to touch a girl and get paid to do so
>click verify once there are none left
REEEEEEE
>select all images with street signs
>select all images with store fronts
>select all images with rivers
All the images are so fucking vague and always on the borderline. For the street signs sometimes the sign slightly goes into another square, sometimes you have to select the metal rod sometimes you don't. For the fucking rivers sometimes it has lakes and sometimes they count...
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>>29070927
I know about the legacy captcha, but still let me concur with OP that the 'click-disappears-new appears' captcha is literally maddening. Something about it just rubs the brain in all the wrong ways. Maybe it's how the fade-out interval is enough for one to begin to hope that this is all before another fucker comes to click. Or maybe it's because it's just such a waste of time. Maybe it sits exactly at some neurological interval at which the brain defocuses and has to painfully refocus itself....
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>select all pictures of juice
>one is clearly a milkshake
>>29070961
To make it ever worse it doesn't even fucking work most of the time.
When the green check mark appears, and you click post, it often takes me to the "it appears you havent solved the captcha" shit even though I fucking DID.
Pic related: how to instantly improve your r9k experience.
>>29070869
>not having BBC and BLACKED filtered aswell to keep the cuckspam out
In my 7 years of browsing 4chan never once did I know about those filters.
>he doesn't know about the wildcard function
red pill me on INTJ's
>>29070866
They're autistic
>>29070866
STOP POSTING THESE THREADS OVER AND OVER HOLY SHIT
REEEEEEEE
they can think in 3 dimensions
Malebots, ask women your questions
Fembots, ask men your questions
But feel free to ask each other questions as well of course
This thread is for comfy and friendliness. No bullying allowed
I sexually identify as a carrot, why are you so discriminative, cis scum?!?!?
>>29070822
malebots how good is sex compared to masturbation (not expecting any of you virgins to actually have any info but oh well)
>>29070911
Both are shit.
>Huh just be yourself anon.
>You're only a loser in your mind.
>>29070807
genetics is luck? Is it just luck that I'm white even though all my ancestors for the last 50k years where white? Is that just a coincedance that I had the same genes.
Also, believing you have no free will affects decisions.
>>29070930
maybe one of your ancestor was born blind, so maybe it's your luck in genetics that you aren't born blind
>>29070930
>genetics is luck
really makes you think...
I hate all of you, you are all whiney fucktards who are responsible for their own problems and need to grow a spine and do something. Yes, every last one of you. Why don't you just get a girlfriend, shave your neck, take a shower and go in the sunlight? Why the fuck are you even here? I'm glad I'm a recovered robot, this place is cancer. Hope you get aids
Also if any """""""fembots"""""""" come and shit up my thread at all and think its witty to be like "bcuz I am alredy grl lol" then just preemptively kill yourself because it is 100% impossible for any woman to have depression and problems to the extent it would force them to be a robot
>>29069565
i concur normiefegty
Post your address so I can come over and see if you're say even one word of this shit to my face in real life, pussy.
You won't though, you'll just post some faggot ass shit and dodge the challenge because you're a frail ass bitch ass trick.
Is mediation a meme? Some faggot told me to read The Power of Now and Waking Up.
I want to hear from robots who have invested a lot of time into it (50+ hours).
>>29070765
meditation*
o r i g a n a l
>>29070765
Yes. It's real but the word glorifies it.Relaxing and doing as little as possible.
>>29070765
do you mean meditation
Is there one reason why I shouldn't delete my tinder account right now? Have about 450 matches
>>29070760
Ask yourself what do you want out of tinder.
Ask yourself are you getting what you want out of tinder.
This should help you decide or make the steps necessary to decide, my fine shitposting friend.
>>29071201
>Ask yourself what do you want out of tinder.
sex
>Ask yourself are you getting what you want out of tinder.
one girl but not any more. don't see it changing any time soon
>>29071446
Then there you go?
You're welcome