Ausfaggot general lewdness. How was everyone'slonelyweekend?
normies need not reply
lonely and unproductive, played the witcher 3 all of yesterday but did basically nothing today. how has your weekend been?
>>29071024
my weekend wasn't lonely, i spent it watching anime and cuddling my waifu dakimakura
Rode my bike for 2.5 hours yesterday. Legs are sore. I'm getting fit to increase my survival rate. I wanna make a bug out location soon, but I cbf, don't have motivation.
Did nothing today.
Don't know what I'm doing with life. Khv neet. No purpose. No gf.
Have a few plans/goals but never work towards them.
>>29071138
Uneventful, but not too bad, I guess. I cleaned my room a little yesterday, so that was productive of me I guess.
>>29071140
w-whatdakimakura, anon?
>>29071165
Eh, that's okay anon, good on you for getting out there and getting fit for a couple of hours.
I did nothing, i am boring and lonely. NT
>exams week
JUST
>>29071256
what you studying normie?
>>29071024
>normies need not reply
ausbot or ausneets don't exist. So normie replies is all you'll get.
>>29071024
Mate lost his phone and decided not to go out so inturn, other mate is more reluctant on going out. Send ages calling people to see where the phone was and eventually end up doing nothing. Go home then and smoke weeds, mum finds me with bong. She skitzed it and now im currently using neighbours wifi because the nets been turned off and awaiting the late of night so i can splintercell my taken car&house keys and drive out to get some weed lel.
>>29071270
Weed is degenerate and harmful.
>>29071270
>ausbot or ausneets don't exist. So normie replies is all you'll get.
case in point >>29071270
>>29071281
Put yourself under the care of a super strict parent who will basically attempt to fuck your life up in a heartbeat so as too send a message no matter how exaggerated said punishment would be for, then come see me about not smoking weed. Been through the whole alchohol binge shit and i find weed to be more effective, less likely to worsen my situation aswell as cheaper. We all degens on this board anyway so what are you trying to point out, buster?
>>29071265
ausneet checcking in
>>29071270
>normies need not reply
>stoner with friends replies complaining about his mummy
pls
I feel sick. I need to find a subway. I need nutrients, vitamins and minerals quick.
Plz send veg.
>>29071317
just returning from a big night with the boys no doubt.
get out of my thread.
>>29071302
The fuck u on about bruh? Pleeeeeenty of ausneets welfare neets. Plenty bro. I am one myself, shitting on wagecucks daily.
>>29071364
but It's my thread...
>>29071198
Where are you from? anon? Melbfag reporting in.
>>29071405
adelaide.
Been bashed by niggers yet?
>>29071405
OP here, not that guy, but am also melbfag
>>29071420
No anon, almost got bashed by islanders however on multiple occasions when I lived in the inner suburbs.
I live way out in the country side now, however bogans are not much better.
Noah was supposed to be on channel 10 but instead the Muhammad Ali interview was on. Tsk.
>>29071441
>I live way out in the country side now,
With your parents? I really want to live in the country. Fuck suburbia.
>>29071450
>watching tv
>>29071364
i haven't left the house all day
>>29071405
not that guy but i'm here in NSW
Hey ausbots :) went out on the weekend and cucked a bunch of dudes with some decent looking bitch. Feels good, they kept buying her drinks and I would just drink them. Then some told her she was too drunk and should call it a night (angry virgins!) but I took her home and root n boot.
>>29071462
Yes with my parents, Trust me man I miss suburbia in a way. It kind of sucks living so far out because
>Nothing to do
>Have to travel far to reach anything good
I mean I guess since I moved here it motivated me to get a drivers license (It's easier out here at least).
Still kinda miss living next to major shopping centers and what have you.
this thread will be all but dead in two hours. because like all """"""ausbot"""""" generals, east coast normies need to go to bed for their big day of productive endeavours and socializing.
ausbot threads are pointless.
>>29071505
>im the only neet in australia
kill yourself retard
>>29071475
S-so this the life of an ausneet, huh?
>>29071505
Last 3 nights austhreads lasted until 5-6ammainly because of lewdbots tho
>>29071516
Nah I'm not a neet. Just a dropkick
>>29071517
bull fucking shit, they all fizzle out after 12 AEST and you know it.
Overwatch call outs and match setups aren't fucking discussion retard.
>>29071505
fucking east coast faggots. West is best
Anyone else feel like ending their own life tonight?
>>29071504
>>Nothing to do
Every thing to do. You can't do shit in suburbia.
>>29071557
Well I mean I did go drive out innawoods which was great. Visited this ghost town and had some fun there.
Also sure a few abos sleeping on the road.
>>29071535
What do ya wanna talk about bucko? I can tell u stories of sexuality conquest and my normies lifestyle if you want :)
>>29071557
>>29071564
Also I'm a jobless NEET so I don't have any money. Feel like shit asking my parents for money and it's gotten tot he point where I need new shoes because I have holes in them and also need a new belt since my ones broke.
I'm loaning my older brothers belt....
>>29071024
Can NZ fags post here?
Anyone in Wellington go to Armageddon?
>>29071580
i-i guess so, anon
>>29071580
you are pretty much just a state so you might as well
>>29071505
i would stay up to converse with you best coast bros but i get too tired because of a medical condition and cant really stay awake for more than 10-12 hours at a time.
>>29071575
Build a garden. Seeds are cheap. Compost is free just use feces, leaf litter, weeds, vegetable scraps etc.
I wish i had some space I'd build a huge garden.
>>29071580
its closer to nz from east coast than it is to perth
>>29071024
Lonely and sad. Accidentally flipped my sleep schedule around. Getting new meds tomorrow which will be good.
>>29071653
Me too anon, and same with the sleep schedule
>woke up at 6pm
>have work for the dole tomorrow during the day
>whoops
>>29071745
O.o
Do they still come and pick you up? I did work for the dole 7 years ago, it actually wasn't too bad because our instructor guy was a waster who just took us to a dodgy pub each day, how time flies.
You will meet the worst people there.
>>29071781
Heh, nah, that used to be a ting? seems weird. And it's pretty alright, most of the people I work closely with I am are pretty chill guys more or
just emptied my piss jugs that have built up of the last month. feeling very accomplished and relieved.
>>29071813
Yeah the gov gave all the towns that did it a little mini bus, they must have cut the funding or something.
That's ok then, I was the only one in the group that was white and didn't have a past criminal history.
>>29071843
By drinking them, I hope
>>29071843
cont.
gonna cook up a wellington, beer batter chips and steam veg and watch this so I can feel less depressed about life.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x46vjwj
>>29071885
Nah, mummy just went to bed. So the opportunity was too good to pass up. cold as cunt though and the smell was fucking brutal. but, mission accomplished.
>project X on tv
is this what normie parties are like? gross
Who /uniexams/ here?
>biology tomorrow
Wish me luck ;-;
>>29071919
Alcohol addiction is so fucked. It's fucking disgusting we don't have more support and education for these people by the government when it's their fucking fault.
Brisbane here, power just went out, not even the street lights are on. What a way to ruin my Sunday night
>>29072077
>4 exams over 5 days
>have 5 entire weeks of lecture content I haven't even looked at
>only 4 more days to study, effectively 1 day per subject
Can it be done?
>>29072381
No
t. anon who has tried that before
>mfw Overwatch
>>29072077
Good luck, anon! I have exams on Tuesday and Thursday.
>>29072381
Time for to apply for special consideration.
>>29072661
>mfw those boys
Sigh.
>>29072813
>tfw you will never make sweet, delicious boylove to an emoboy
why live?
>>29072827
but I want to be the cute emo boy and have someone make boylove to me ;-;
>>29072858
m-marry me pls
>>29072661
>>29072813
>>29072827
>>29072858
>>29072885
yup, it's an """"""""ausbot"""""""""" thread alight.
>>29072964
We can't have ausbot threads because almost every Australian poster here also posts on /soc/
>work at Telstra retail store
>intensely sales driven, promises of commission every month that can only be achieved by hitting 50 different targets
>cunt managers from my store manager all the way up to the franchise owner
>apply for govt. job with my useless degree
>first interview goes well
>have to fill out an assessment test
>great results
>second interview goes great
>have to supply two references
>panic
>only have one
>think think
>offer one fake reference as secondary
>they call and contact the secondary reference but my primary reference hasn't heard a single thing
>been silent for two weeks now
>that horrible feeling when I know I got so close, did so well, only to fuck the whole thing up by being a dumb fuck rather than just conceding the truth and requesting to supply a character reference instead
Welp, back to work tomorrow, I'll have to ring the hospital tomorrow and ask them to post pone my surgery as well considering they won't give me time off.
>>29073002
wrong, have you even seen the aus soc threads?
>>29072813
>>29072885
which one of you fags is oging to open up for muh aus cawk hmmm?
>>29073021
There's that one dude who posts here and soc about cutting himself and drinking wine. Seems like a real nutcase.
>>29073029
w-well, maybe if youpost itI'll let you know
fuuuuuuu
orig
>>29071024
Pretty good.
Just finished semester, so I'm relaxing.
Took the coming week off of work to study for exams.
Not looking forward to going back to work - the end of the financial year is always exhausting and makes me hate people.
How's everyone on the east coast dealing with the weather? Being inside is comfy as fuck at the moment.
>>29072885
Where are you from?
>>29073002
How do you know that?
>>29073029me
>>29073077
Super comfy been able to wear my hoodie 24/7 and I have super comfy hiking socks to wear. It was really windy today which made for a nice walk to the shops.
>might fail exams after being suspended after years of failure
>tfw fucked up pretty bad this semester anyway
>already feel the dread
worst feeling, not knowing if revising my hardest will mean a thing anyway
>having to step into the exam hall with a bunch of normie students all years younger than me
>vigilator will be checking student IDs and they will realize I'm an old fuck still stuck doing an undergraduate
GONNA GO BACK TO REVISING RIGHT AFTER THIS POST
I fucking wish I could get anti-anxiety meds somehow.
>>29073057
well that also depends on what you're going to open ;)
>>29073116
w-well, I only open things fornicecocks, but there's your answer
>>29073112
Why would being an old fuck matter at uni? Plenty of people go to uni when they're older.
Anyone else terrified of failure here? I mean more than anything financial failure. I just want in to a lucrative trade but haven't had much luck with apprenticeships.
Thinking about applying for a job overseas to teach English to Chinese kids for a year. I think the year would be hell, especially on my own, but I would return with around 10k saved up if it all went well and I might be able to sustain casual work and TAFE for pre-apprenticeship courses then.
someone wanna buy me OW?
>>29073106
My nigger.
My house creaks in the wind, whistler past the windows and the rain is beating down. I'm rugged up. This is a good evening.
>>29073112
>undergrad
I'm still doing an undergrad, and I'm 22.
I completed BA - History and I'm in first year Law.
Nobody cares about your age at uni. Literally nobody at all.
>all years younger than me
Iktf. I can't handle it. They're all idiots.
just finished fucking my onahole boys, i'd highly recommend those of you who don't have one get one asap
>>29073135
fine there you go faggot
>>29073218
>tfw I left my ona at my parents house last time I was there
Fuck me should I just buy a new one :/
>>29073233
Are you me lmao alsowould suck :3
>>29073233
Cocks not bad, would suck if it was smooth.
>>29073269
if you were me then id be you so i dont think so or i'd know. i would suck my own cock if i could though so maybe.
>>29073285
are you "open for business" yeah just cbf shaving it lately since not planning to use it soon
>>29073311
desu only really into twinks, besides, you're probably not in Victoria anyway
>>29073233
Would suckle on for hours while you sleep/10
>>29073382
I'm vic/nsw. b-but you're sub too aren't you.
>>29073788
Neh, twink built dom top here.
>>29074021
Melby?
>>29074128
y-yes, anon
>>29074128
>>29074209
>s-stuttering faggot melbanon finally finds someone
>>29074251
don't count my eggs before theyimpregnate a smooth butt
>>29074209
I'm about an hour and a half away.s-steam?
>>29074301:3
>>29072381
Your best option at that stage is just to look through past exams and hope this year's are identical.
>>29074461
will add you if ya wanna post yours, or your skype or kik or something
>>29072661
>>29072813
>>29072827
>>29072858
>>29072885
>>29073029
>>29073057
>>29073116
>>29073135
>>29073233
>>29073269
>>29073285
>>29073746
>>29074021
>>29073788
>>29074128
>>29074209
meme stuttering on the internet faggots
>>29074535
y-you're supposed toswallow,not spit, anon
>>29074498
I don't want to drop it I stupidly put past usernames in my name so I'm paranoid about stuff being found.
>won't have kik till later in the week
>want to post a pic of me cross dressed but remember all the attention whoring I've done
this is a disaster.
>>29074653
y-you can just delete the post after, anon.
>>29073112
How old are you?
Bloccxhvv
>>29074677
>pic size 2.01mb
>crop it smaller
>pic size 2.3mb
Sec..
>>29074800
Oh, I meant about the username bit anon, not the picture. I'd like to see that too, though.
>>29074653
>excuses
someone's nervous about getting deflowered
>>29074817
So steam changed and I can't find my ID... "sii" also known as si, sieA and aspy.
>>29075028
t-there are two australina 'sii's on steam, what's your avatar? morphling or mk girl?
if neithre of those, click community, then right click and copy your steam url and paste here.
>>29075028
alsocute
>>29075111
>morphling or mk girl?
Uhmm this qt.
>click community, then right click and copy your steam url and paste here.
I don't get a url bar?
Am I retarded.
>>29075268
Forgot I replaced the pic...
>>29075268
s-sorry, I retarded it, you click your name then click profile, and right click anywhere on the page. I'll be able to find you now with that avatar though I think.
>>29075395
Good job, anon. Added.
And I dunno, steams been like this for a looong time more or less.
Hmm I thought I entered an Ausbot thread but it appears I've accidentally stumbled onto the faggot thread instead
>>29075674
Aus threads are always faggot threads, btw
Literally everyone this week has been
>tfw no bf
anons.
>>29075674
>Ausfaggot general lewdness
You thought wrong.
>>29075810
Mind you, it didn't actually attract as many qtbots as I was hoping
